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Thread started 06/02/17 12:06am

KingBAD

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for all the ladies...

sometimes you don't know til the last minit

there's no reason to be nice about it BUT

sometimes you just need some shit to say...

HERE YOU GO!!!

I've smoked fatter joints than that.
Ahhhh, it's cute.
Why don't we just cuddle?
You know they have surgery to fix that.
Make it dance.
Can I paint a smiley face on it?
Wow, and your feet are so big.
It's OK, we'll work around it.
Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
Oh no... a flash headache
(giggle and point)
Can I be honest with you?
How sweet, you brought incense.
This explains your car.
Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
Why is God punishing me?
At least this won't take long.
I never saw one like that before.
But it still works, right?
It looks so unused.
Maybe it looks better in natural light.
Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
Are you cold?
If you get me real drunk first.
Is that an optical illusion?
What is that?
It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
Does it come with an air pump?
So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
I guess this makes me the early bird.

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE...
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Reply #1 posted 06/02/17 2:45am

purplethunder3
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zipped falloff

"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato

https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0
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Reply #2 posted 06/02/17 6:37am

XxAxX

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spit falloff lol thank you KingBAD

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Reply #3 posted 06/02/17 8:47am

KingBAD

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XxAxX said:

spit falloff lol thank you KingBAD

it was nothin.... biggrin biggrin biggrin

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
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Reply #4 posted 06/02/17 10:22am

XxAxX

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KingBAD said:

XxAxX said:

spit falloff lol thank you KingBAD

it was nothin.... biggrin biggrin biggrin

bow all hail the King biggrin

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Reply #5 posted 06/02/17 10:50am

morningsong

lol

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