KingBAD said:

XxAxX said:

new hobby eh?

who knew???

XxAxX said:

KingBAD said:

who knew???

get well soon

so sorry this happened to you.

but look on the bright side

soon it'll be through.

you'll be back, you'll be you

no more "life is a bitch"

yeah they botched yo surgery

but soon we'll be rich....

you can buy a new leg

to replace the good one they took

and you'll be paid even more

when you're done with your book.

you'll have time to write it

if you write right away

fukkk, i hate lyin

you ain't promised today.

not only did they take

yo good leg from the hip,

that heart monitor there

comin slow with the blip.

did i say 'we'

when i mentioned the money?

well it's the thought that counts

love you.... bye bye hunny....

i said i have to stop this....

i think i thought this us while i was sleep

joe johnson is gone

yes he took his last breath

and the last thing he said

was 'i do not fear death'

but it was hours after

that his heart finally quit

for the whole time he laid

there boo hooin n shit.

don't feel bad, don't be sad

cause his life is complete

it took years to get his ass

off our street....

KingBAD said:

joe johnson is gone

yes he took his last breath

and the last thing he said

was 'i do not fear death'

but it was hours after

that his heart finally quit

for the whole time he laid

there boo hooin n shit.

don't feel bad, don't be sad

cause his life is complete

it took years to get his ass

off our street....

I hope you are doing well

I hope you are doing good

I would do more for you

If only I could

But when you're sick

I need to take you

To the emergency room

At half-a-lick

For the 50th time

To sit there and watch you

While you unwind

Telling the nurses

About the illnesses

That plague you

Plug you in to test you

Until they find

That the disease

You want to hear about

When all else is in doubt

But, when you beg "please"

What you have

Is common to all folks

Who have imaginary strokes

You have "the Devil's Grip"

And there ain't no recovery

And it ain't no sin

It's just something you suffer

While the doctors laugh

At your shame-faced discovery

At the joke that you're in

purplethunder3121 said:

I hope you are doing well

I hope you are doing good

I would do more for you

If only I could

But when you're sick

I need to take you

To the emergency room

At half-a-lick

For the 50th time

To sit there and watch you

While you unwind

Telling the nurses

About the illnesses

That plague you

Plug you in to test you

Until they find

That the disease

You want to hear about

When all else is in doubt

But, when you beg "please"

What you have

Is common to all folks

Who have imaginary strokes

You have "the Devil's Grip"

And there ain't no recovery

And it ain't no sin

It's just something you suffer

While the doctors laugh

At your shame-faced discovery

At the joke that you're in

nice!

Old Mrs. Matts lived with twenty-five cats

In a house on the hill up in Nome

When she passed away suddenly on Monday

All her cats were the only ones home

Who bit off her nose? And shredded her clothes?

Who gnawed her right down to the bone?

The cats could not say who distressed her this way

So I guess it will never be known

XxAxX said:

Old Mrs. Matts lived with twenty-five cats

In a house on the hill up in Nome

When she passed away suddenly on Monday

All her cats were the only ones home

Who bit off her nose? And shredded her clothes?

Who gnawed her right down to the bone?

The cats could not say who distressed her this way

So I guess it will never be known

oh look

a new puppy

what a beautiful pic.

you both look so happy

as yo face gets a lick.

and the licks keep on comin

whatever you do

and the puppy it loves you

and that love is true

but you stroked out last night

and you're froze in yo bed

and the puppy has licked you

from yo toes to yo head

but you haven't responded

is it feelin neglected?

its's gone to the bowl

and no food is detected

it's only eight hours

that you've laid there, can't move.

that's 56 for the dog

(it's not hard to prove)

so this time when it comes

lickin may be in haste

no longer lickin for love

he just checkin the taste.

the relationship has gone sour

on its mind is just food

and you ain't gettin up

the dog feels like you're rude

and it's hungry, it loves you

but it just has to eat....

but why did it start at the face

not the feet???

[Edited 3/27/17 9:10am]

YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK

and you disgust me

KingBAD said:

XxAxX said:

Old Mrs. Matts lived with twenty-five cats

In a house on the hill up in Nome

When she passed away suddenly on Monday

All her cats were the only ones home

Who bit off her nose? And shredded her clothes?

Who gnawed her right down to the bone?

The cats could not say who distressed her this way

So I guess it will never be known

oh look

a new puppy

what a beautiful pic.

you both look so happy

as yo face gets a lick.

and the licks keep on comin

whatever you do

and the puppy it loves you

and that love is true

but you stroked out last night

and you're froze in yo bed

and the puppy has licked you

from yo toes to yo head

but you haven't responded

is it feelin neglected?

its's gone to the bowl

and no food is detected

it's only eight hours

that you've laid there, can't move.

that's 56 for the dog

(it's not hard to prove)

so this time when it comes

lickin may be in haste

no longer lickin for love

he just checkin the taste.

the relationship has gone sour

on its mind is just food

and you ain't gettin up

the dog feels like you're rude

and it's hungry, it loves you

but it just has to eat....

but why did it start at the face

not the feet???

[Edited 3/27/17 9:10am]

KingBAD said:

YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK

and you disgust me

Something is seriously wrong with some folk

Mr. Cordle went down to the bar one fine night

As the evening wore on he got in a big fight

A bottle was broken bang over his head

And now Mr. Cordle has winded up dead

Mr. Markam was a dancer

Till his feet was et by cancer

Now his dancing days gone by

Cancer got him, all but eyes

Oh, Really??

Well it t'wernt me.