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why wait to see it on p dot org??? when you can be the first to write about who died... YES!!! with this lil tool you can stay depressed and be the first to make it to the org with an "OMG THEY DEAD" post.... Yes!!! you can die vicariously thruough others er day and surround yoself with like minded assholes (Oooops) people... think of it... there's a possibility that someone's death may get y'all to jump into a suicide pact with the rest of the 'death reporters' AND YOU CAN BE THE ONE TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN... GET YOURS TODAY!!! ObitFinder®ObitFinder® searches obituaries from more than 1500 national & inter...newspapers. The newspaper obituary information in ObitFinder® is updated daily, and searches obituaries dating as early as February, 2001.
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YOUR SICK FRIENDS ARE WAITIN FOR YOU TO FIND THEM!!!
i am KING BAD!!!
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sounds like somebodys got some plucked nerves | |
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new hobby eh? | |
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maybe someone should start-up a business writing funny greeting card obituaries... | |
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sick lady...
i am KING BAD!!!
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Happy birthday to you
You're getting quite old
Its sad but its true
You'll die and grow cold
So enjoy life each day
And live while you can
So when you pass on
They'll say "what a man"
He was a real gent
A whole lot of laughs
So what if he's bent?
We forgive all his gaffs
So happy birthday
Remember you're mortal
Not long for this world
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Oh joyous day! Another babe born I send you best wishes On this happy morn
And this just in case Things do go awry For not all babes live Quite often they die
An ode to his life May it not fade away In sickness or strife Or in dangerous play
May he not fall from trees Breaking his head And not contract fever Winding up dead
May the priest hold him firmly Not dropping him down In the christening bowl Where he'd surely drown
May he safely grow strong Not sickly and weak And live for some years Not die in this week
And when his time comes May god love him well And rise him to heaven Not send him to hell
Best wishes to you And your little newborn With cause for rejoicing No reason to mourn | |
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I'm writing my own obituary which, hopefully, will not be published for quite some time. | |
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i am KING BAD!!!
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too funny? | |
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that was actually pretty good
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thus the 'sick lady' comment... i mean, even i ain't that good...
i am KING BAD!!!
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WOMAN???but it best i think that it happened this way the babe could have live and died the next day in the night while you slept you'd wake they'd be cold and you'd feel it yo fault that you shoulda knowed (yeah... i said 'knowed' it rhymed) so be happy it happened in the way that it did it porlly woulda got killed by yo other kid
i am KING BAD!!!
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Wedding Day
You're all grown and married to your own true love A vision of joy under Heaven above Two hearts intertwined in a lovers' embrace All's right in the world, and good things in their place No withersome cancer or blight of the heart Will smash you or strike you or mess with your head Or turn out your body and break you down dead May no fiery meteors burn down your home Nor economy crash forcing you two to roam In search of a meal and a dry place to sleep Nor cause you to shiver with cold and to weep
Your now firmly youthful bits dropped down and baggy May you remain faithful, loving and true Not tempted to step out with someone brand new And knocketh your boots without wearing a glove Your soft private bits might get twisted and sickly And fall off your bodies all rotting and icky With some god-given luck you won't go out that way And will live till tomorrow at the very least Barring food poisoning from the wedding feast [Edited 3/25/17 12:05pm] | |
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Graduation So fling off your robes now and give a great shout! You're only young once and youth quickly fades And before you know it you'll lie in your graves Now dance while you can and give voice to your song! Before the Grim Reaper comes reaping along! | |
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nice!!! | |
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marriage o marriage of that married life. together you'll handle the struggles and srtife and raise a family together it's all in the plan but one trips on the stairway eyes lifeless and bland but the asswipe won't die now it's costin a mint and it all starts from that one lil text that you sent, and that what you'll remember as you pullin the plug you gotta move on sweep it unda the rug... i am KING BAD!!!
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i'm not doin another one AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!
i am KING BAD!!!
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Fourth of July He had a great party It was a good day Too bad that big rocket Was fired his way He'd still be alive If it weren't for Brent Norton Who set the thing off My gosh what a moron! | |
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Ok show of hands, how many are writing this stuff down to be used on the next office card being passed around? Signed anonymous? [Edited 3/25/17 18:56pm] | |
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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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^Happy Birthday
Happy birthday to you and don't you look fine Now blow out the candles and put down the wine Your pants should be on and please climb off the table You need to go home while you're still somewhat able Your shirt's hanging off I can see your right tit The nose hair you don't trim is all hanging out Your butt's made of flab please don't wave it about But now it's quite clear you've had too much libation So sit down and shut up and don't call her honey That girl ain't your lady we hired her for money And we'll try to pretend things din't go down this way Go home sleep it off and please don't tell a soul This whole birthday thing's really gotten quite old You made your secretary fall down and cry I hear police sirens and that's not really fun I'd finish this up but now I've gotta run
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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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Christmas Hang up the holly much higher so build up a big blazing fire He'll try to sneak in and make free with our home And drop all his shit on the floor Remember he watches when you're all alone And he's got a list keeping score So load up the gun and sharpen the ax close all the windows and doors and warm up your arms to give Santa some whacks Or he'll come back next year for some more!
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First Kiss The way your lips glommed on to mine The poems all say it's most delightful But now I see that's just a line And your tongue what the hell? darting in darting out I confess it took me by surprise Keep that thing in your own mouth I mean it for real Or I swear I'll poke out both your eyes | |
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Adult Circumcision Just a bit of a snip and it's off with your hood It'll all soon be over so don't shed a tear And don't move at all when the scalpel draws near Just minus a teensy bit of your foreskin That's right hold real still and we'll move this along This surgery's common so what could go wrong? Now please just be brave and take this like a man The doctor is doing the best that he can He.. what's that? Uh oh...
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i am KING BAD!!!
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who knew??? i am KING BAD!!!
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