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KingBAD

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sad day... YOU LIKE JOKES???

"See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum...

and one night, one night they decide they don't like living

in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape!

So, they get up onto the roof and there,

just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town,

stretching away in the moonlight...stretching away to freedom.

Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem.

But his friend, his friend daren't make the leap. Y'see...y'see,

he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea...

He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me!

I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings.

You can walk along the beam and join me!'

But the second guy just shakes his head.

He says... he says 'What do you think I am? Crazy?

You'd turn it off when I was half way across!'"

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Reply #1 posted 01/27/17 7:32am

kepurplehunter

KingBAD said:

"See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum...


and one night, one night they decide they don't like living


in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape!


So, they get up onto the roof and there,


just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town,


stretching away in the moonlight...stretching away to freedom.


Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem.


But his friend, his friend daren't make the leap. Y'see...y'see,


he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea...


He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me!


I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings.


You can walk along the beam and join me!'


But the second guy just shakes his head.


He says... he says 'What do you think I am? Crazy?


You'd turn it off when I was half way across!'"

Lol Dayummm
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Reply #2 posted 01/27/17 9:50am

RodeoSchro

falloff

Here's the cow joke I alluded to:

Three bulls were the servicers for a herd of 100 cows. The oldest bull got 50 of the cows; the middle bull got 35; and the youngest bull was lucky to have 15 of his own. Then one day the rancher drove up with another bull in the cattle trailer.

"No way am I sharing any of MY cows with the new guy!" said the first bull. "Me neither!" said the middle bull. "And I worked too hard for my few cows to share any of them!" exclaimed the youngest bull.

Just then the rancher opened the trailer and out stepped the biggest, meanest bull anyone had ever seen! He was as big as all three of the other bulls put together. He was a Longhorn with horns that must have measured 15 feet tip-to-tip! He was shaking his head and snot was flying out of his nose!

"Well," said the first bull, with obvious fear in his voice, "I think I can spare 15 or 20 cows for THAT guy".

The middle bull stammered, "Y...y...yes, I can let him have 10 or 15 of mmmmm......mine".

They looked in surprise at the youngest, smallest bull, who was stamping his hooves, throwing his head, and looking as mean as he could. "What the hell are you doing?!?!" asked the oldest bull.

"I'm making damn sure he knows I'm a bull and not a cow!" said the youngest bull!




Now see? Great joke, except if you screw it up like I did and tell it to a bunch of cattlemen where the bulls are castrated steers!

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Reply #3 posted 01/27/17 12:33pm

HuMpThAnG

lol

cool BADD!!!

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Reply #4 posted 01/27/17 3:44pm

XxAxX

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all hail KingBAD bow

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Reply #5 posted 01/27/17 5:09pm

KingBAD

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RodeoSchro said:

falloff

Here's the cow joke I alluded to:

Three bulls were the servicers for a herd of 100 cows. The oldest bull got 50 of the cows; the middle bull got 35; and the youngest bull was lucky to have 15 of his own. Then one day the rancher drove up with another bull in the cattle trailer.

"No way am I sharing any of MY cows with the new guy!" said the first bull. "Me neither!" said the middle bull. "And I worked too hard for my few cows to share any of them!" exclaimed the youngest bull.

Just then the rancher opened the trailer and out stepped the biggest, meanest bull anyone had ever seen! He was as big as all three of the other bulls put together. He was a Longhorn with horns that must have measured 15 feet tip-to-tip! He was shaking his head and snot was flying out of his nose!

"Well," said the first bull, with obvious fear in his voice, "I think I can spare 15 or 20 cows for THAT guy".

The middle bull stammered, "Y...y...yes, I can let him have 10 or 15 of mmmmm......mine".

They looked in surprise at the youngest, smallest bull, who was stamping his hooves, throwing his head, and looking as mean as he could. "What the hell are you doing?!?!" asked the oldest bull.

"I'm making damn sure he knows I'm a bull and not a cow!" said the youngest bull!




Now see? Great joke, except if you screw it up like I did and tell it to a bunch of cattlemen where the bulls are castrated steers!

falloff

eek eek eek

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

you shoulda went solo with this one

folks that can't stand me gonna miss out....

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
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Reply #6 posted 01/28/17 2:10am

TRUECRISTIAN

KingBAD said:



RodeoSchro said:


falloff

Here's the cow joke I alluded to:

Three bulls were the servicers for a herd of 100 cows. The oldest bull got 50 of the cows; the middle bull got 35; and the youngest bull was lucky to have 15 of his own. Then one day the rancher drove up with another bull in the cattle trailer.

"No way am I sharing any of MY cows with the new guy!" said the first bull. "Me neither!" said the middle bull. "And I worked too hard for my few cows to share any of them!" exclaimed the youngest bull.

Just then the rancher opened the trailer and out stepped the biggest, meanest bull anyone had ever seen! He was as big as all three of the other bulls put together. He was a Longhorn with horns that must have measured 15 feet tip-to-tip! He was shaking his head and snot was flying out of his nose!

"Well," said the first bull, with obvious fear in his voice, "I think I can spare 15 or 20 cows for THAT guy".

The middle bull stammered, "Y...y...yes, I can let him have 10 or 15 of mmmmm.....mine".

They looked in surprise at the youngest, smallest bull, who was stamping his hooves, throwing his head, and looking as mean as he could. "What the hell are you doing?!?!" asked the oldest bull.

"I'm making damn sure he knows I'm a bull and not a cow!" said the youngest bull!




Now see? Great joke, except if you screw it up like I did and tell it to a bunch of cattlemen where the bulls are castrated steers!



falloff


eek eek eek


lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol


you shoulda went solo with this one


folks that can't stand me gonna miss out....


I can't believe you would post something like this! Do you have any idea how offensive this joke is to Christians? You should be ashamed.
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Reply #7 posted 01/28/17 6:18am

KingBAD

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TRUECRISTIAN said:

KingBAD said:

falloff

eek eek eek

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

you shoulda went solo with this one

folks that can't stand me gonna miss out....

I can't believe you would post something like this! Do you have any idea how offensive this joke is to Christians? You should be ashamed.

eek

falloff

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn... you are goooooooooooooooooooooooood...

and you did that with prolly no effort what so ever...

give us another...

i am KING BAD!!!
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evilking
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Reply #8 posted 01/28/17 9:04am

2freaky4church
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How about the King Bad podcast?

All you others say Hell Yea!! woot!
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Reply #9 posted 01/29/17 3:48pm

TRUECRISTIAN

2freaky4church1 said:

How about the King Bad podcast?

I can appreciate a good joke as much as any other guy. But there’s a difference between making a joke and insulting other people. When you begin to bring in specific religious practice or condemnations for not doing as the religion "requires," that becomes an insult.

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Reply #10 posted 01/29/17 4:20pm

EmmaMcG

KingBAD said:

"See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum...


and one night, one night they decide they don't like living


in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape!


So, they get up onto the roof and there,


just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town,


stretching away in the moonlight...stretching away to freedom.


Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem.


But his friend, his friend daren't make the leap. Y'see...y'see,


he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea...


He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me!


I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings.


You can walk along the beam and join me!'


But the second guy just shakes his head.


He says... he says 'What do you think I am? Crazy?


You'd turn it off when I was half way across!'"



This was the joke that made Batman laugh when Joker told it in The Killing Joke animated movie. smile
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Reply #11 posted 01/29/17 4:21pm

KingBAD

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TRUECRISTIAN said:

2freaky4church1 said:

How about the King Bad podcast?

I can appreciate a good joke as much as any other guy. But there’s a difference between making a joke and insulting other people. When you begin to bring in specific religious practice or condemnations for not doing as the religion "requires," that becomes an insult.

yo THIS AIN'T P&R

fukkk religion as a whole

fukkk religion in every part of it generally

and fukkk yo relion specifically

and anything you got to think about me

and what ever the fukkk i say...

take that shit to "prince.org site discussion"

i don't give a shit about yo taste in humor either...

you're welcome

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
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Reply #12 posted 01/29/17 4:23pm

EmmaMcG

KingBAD said:



TRUECRISTIAN said:




2freaky4church1 said:


How about the King Bad podcast?



I can appreciate a good joke as much as any other guy. But there’s a difference between making a joke and insulting other people. When you begin to bring in specific religious practice or condemnations for not doing as the religion "requires," that becomes an insult.



yo THIS AIN'T P&R


fukkk religion as a whole


fukkk religion in every part of it generally


and fukkk yo relion specifically


and anything you got to think about me


and what ever the fukkk i say...


take that shit to "prince.org site discussion"


i don't give a shit about yo taste in humor either...


you're welcome


lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol



Brilliant! smile
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Reply #13 posted 01/29/17 8:01pm

KingBAD

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EmmaMcG said:

KingBAD said:

yo THIS AIN'T P&R

fukkk religion as a whole

fukkk religion in every part of it generally

and fukkk yo relion specifically

and anything you got to think about me

and what ever the fukkk i say...

take that shit to "prince.org site discussion"

i don't give a shit about yo taste in humor either...

you're welcome

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

Brilliant! smile

"i'm gonna make you love me..."

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
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Reply #14 posted 01/29/17 8:36pm

morningsong

BWAHH!!! This whole damned. lol



Rodeo I bet your cattle rancher friends aren't lettin'you live that down.
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Reply #15 posted 01/29/17 9:00pm

KingBAD

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EmmaMcG said:

KingBAD said:

"See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum...

and one night, one night they decide they don't like living

in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape!

So, they get up onto the roof and there,

just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town,

stretching away in the moonlight...stretching away to freedom.

Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem.

But his friend, his friend daren't make the leap. Y'see...y'see,

he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea...

He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me!

I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings.

You can walk along the beam and join me!'

But the second guy just shakes his head.

He says... he says 'What do you think I am? Crazy?

You'd turn it off when I was half way across!'"

This was the joke that made Batman laugh when Joker told it in The Killing Joke animated movie. smile

yes...

if the joker can't make em laff....

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
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Reply #16 posted 01/30/17 4:30pm

TRUECRISTIAN

KingBAD said:

EmmaMcG said:

KingBAD said: Brilliant! smile

"i'm gonna make you love me..."

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

TU IN COMPENDIO FATUUS VA Eurus JUMENTUM

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Reply #17 posted 01/30/17 5:02pm

TRUECRISTIAN

FOR YOU KING

1024px-Dedo_de_Deus_vista_do_Soberbo.jpg

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[Edited 1/30/17 17:06pm]

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Reply #18 posted 01/30/17 6:38pm

KingBAD

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TRUECRISTIAN said:

KingBAD said:

"i'm gonna make you love me..."

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

TU IN COMPENDIO FATUUS VA Eurus JUMENTUM

e una figa dritto, se si pensa che si può dire 
un po 'di merda non posso rispondere,
ma pensi che io sia stupido ...
kinda perdere su tutti i fronti ...
prova più difficile ...
toot de mundo...
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
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Reply #19 posted 02/01/17 4:23am

XxAxX

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inappropriate. a true christian would leave the thread instead of proudly flaunting his/her faith then starting and waging a personal war. i don't believe your faith is strong like that

TRUECRISTIAN said:

FOR YOU KING

1024px-Dedo_de_Deus_vista_do_Soberbo.jpg

[Edited 1/30/17 17:05pm]

[Edited 1/30/17 17:06pm]

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Reply #20 posted 02/01/17 5:50am

KingBAD

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XxAxX said:

inappropriate. a true christian would leave the thread instead of proudly flaunting his/her faith then starting and waging a personal war. i don't believe your faith is strong like that

TRUECRISTIAN said:

i didn't know they had a code BUT

please don't chase it away... it was

usin another language which shows

it has the capacity to adapt and i was

gonna give it so much more to adapt to...

plus i like tryin to figure out what two

year olds think 'cussin one out' is...

the best i've got so far is "spit do do head"

and where it may be a hellacious thing

to a two year old, i just find it funny...

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

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Reply #21 posted 02/03/17 3:37pm

XxAxX

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KingBAD said:

XxAxX said:

inappropriate. a true christian would leave the thread instead of proudly flaunting his/her faith then starting and waging a personal war. i don't believe your faith is strong like that

i didn't know they had a code BUT

please don't chase it away... it was

usin another language which shows

it has the capacity to adapt and i was

gonna give it so much more to adapt to...

plus i like tryin to figure out what two

year olds think 'cussin one out' is...

the best i've got so far is "spit do do head"

and where it may be a hellacious thing

to a two year old, i just find it funny...

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

sorry dear. didn't mean to ruin your fun.

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Reply #22 posted 02/03/17 4:16pm

KingBAD

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XxAxX said:

KingBAD said:

i didn't know they had a code BUT

please don't chase it away... it was

usin another language which shows

it has the capacity to adapt and i was

gonna give it so much more to adapt to...

plus i like tryin to figure out what two

year olds think 'cussin one out' is...

the best i've got so far is "spit do do head"

and where it may be a hellacious thing

to a two year old, i just find it funny...

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

sorry dear. didn't mean to ruin your fun.

chris carter

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
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Reply #23 posted 02/04/17 2:37pm

TRUECRISTIAN

Capitis minutio est status permutatio -Navegare necesse est, vivere non est necesse

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Reply #24 posted 02/04/17 4:59pm

KingBAD

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that was just sad...

i'm incarnate and my rule

is uncontested by time, dominion,

or dimension... you funny...

domini domini domini, we all cathlic now....

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

i am KING BAD!!!
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