A Guyanese and a Jamaican walk into a store,

the guyanese tief a chocolate bar and when

they left the store he said "yuh see dat?"

mi tief t'ree chocolate bars. "nobody cya tief like me!",

and the jamaican said " mek wi go back to the store,

me ago show yuh a who a the real tief".

They went in and the jamaican said to the cashier

" yuh want to see a magic trick?" the cashier said " sure"

"hand me a chocolate bar" he ate it.

"hand me another one" he ate that too,

" hand me one more" and he ate it.

"Mon, where's the magic?" said the cashier.

The jamaican mon said

"check the guyanese pockets and yuh find all t'ree a dem"

Ta Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

LMAO, that's a good one!

good one