soooooooooooooooooooooo...

i bought a motorcycle a few weeks back.

ORIGINALLY i was gonna take a ridin class

get my papers then work on gettin a bike

HOWEVER, i got the bike in a hellova deal

and rode it three times (did i mention i'm 61

and only tried ridin once as a kid and it wasn't good???)

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL...

this mornin i went out to practice again...

i laid it down and in pickin it up let it take off on me

and YES i was still holdin on to it. AND NO

apparently i didn't grab the clutch AND YEAH

my hand was still hittin the throttle...

i only let go cause the curb was gainin ground real fast...

i got bruises aches and pains BUT i'm on the computer

writin about the shit so it's all good...

i'm sellin this mufukkka soon as the title comes in.

I STILL PROTEST THE 'MIDLIFE CRISIS' part tho...

if you do some shit at sixty, you well beyond that

midlife shit so if i was havin a 'midlife crisis'

it had to be back when i got on the org. heheheheheeeeeeeee

sooooo...

i bought a motorcycle a few weeks back.

ORIGINALLY i was gonna take a ridin class

get my papers then work on gettin a bike

HOWEVER, i got the bike in a hellova deal

and rode it three times (did i mention i'm 61

and only tried ridin once as a kid and it wasn't good???)

WEEEEELL...

this mornin i went out to practice again...

i laid it down and in pickin it up let it take off on me

and YES i was still holdin on to it. AND NO

apparently i didn't grab the clutch AND YEAH

my hand was still hittin the throttle...

i only let go cause the curb was gainin ground real fast...

i got bruises aches and pains BUT i'm on the computer

writin about the shit so it's all good...

i'm sellin this mufukkka soon as the title comes in.

I STILL PROTEST THE 'MIDLIFE CRISIS' part tho...

if you do some shit at sixty, you well beyond that

midlife shit so if i was havin a 'midlife crisis'

it had to be back when i got on the org. heheheheheeeee

KingBAD said:

littlemissG said:

KingBAD said:

soooooooooooooooooooooo...

i bought a motorcycle a few weeks back.

ORIGINALLY i was gonna take a ridin class

get my papers then work on gettin a bike

HOWEVER, i got the bike in a hellova deal

and rode it three times (did i mention i'm 61

and only tried ridin once as a kid and it wasn't good???)

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL...

this mornin i went out to practice again...

i laid it down and in pickin it up let it take off on me

and YES i was still holdin on to it. AND NO

apparently i didn't grab the clutch AND YEAH

my hand was still hittin the throttle...

i only let go cause the curb was gainin ground real fast...

i got bruises aches and pains BUT i'm on the computer

writin about the shit so it's all good...

i'm sellin this mufukkka soon as the title comes in.

I STILL PROTEST THE 'MIDLIFE CRISIS' part tho...

if you do some shit at sixty, you well beyond that

midlife shit so if i was havin a 'midlife crisis'

it had to be back when i got on the org. heheheheheeeeeeeee

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NinaB said:

KingBAD said:

soooooooooooooooooooooo...

i bought a motorcycle a few weeks back.

ORIGINALLY i was gonna take a ridin class

get my papers then work on gettin a bike

HOWEVER, i got the bike in a hellova deal

and rode it three times (did i mention i'm 61

and only tried ridin once as a kid and it wasn't good???)

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL...

this mornin i went out to practice again...

i laid it down and in pickin it up let it take off on me

and YES i was still holdin on to it. AND NO

apparently i didn't grab the clutch AND YEAH

my hand was still hittin the throttle...

i only let go cause the curb was gainin ground real fast...

i got bruises aches and pains BUT i'm on the computer

writin about the shit so it's all good...

i'm sellin this mufukkka soon as the title comes in.

I STILL PROTEST THE 'MIDLIFE CRISIS' part tho...

if you do some shit at sixty, you well beyond that

midlife shit so if i was havin a 'midlife crisis'

it had to be back when i got on the org. heheheheheeeeeeeee

What u doing u crazy man?!!! Sell that MF Yes!!!

i'll have the title in a few days...

KingBAD said:

morningsong said:

It's really strange how one can be concerned and bust out laughing at the same time. Glad it didn't take much for you to come to your senses.

LBrent said:

I only laughed a lil bit. Honest.

I'l be honest. I laughed A WHOLE LOT.



KING!!!!! What you doing man? Who the h*ll told you to but a motorcycle?

Midlife crisis = fast, red, convertible sports car. Not no damn motorcycle.

you just need more practice glad you're okay

JustErin said:

I'm sorry but I seriously bust out laughing at this. Only because as someone that rides motorcycles I have seen people do this a million times. I'm glad you were not seriously hurt. I also would not give up. Take the course and don't sell the bike.

it's a wrap...

it ain't like i ain't laid it down a couple of times already...

i'm a believer in "it coulda always been worse"

i ain't in the "let me show you how bad it can get" bizzness...

i got thangs swollen on me that have no bizzness

bein swollen without there bein a losin party...

PurpleJedi said:

LBrent said:

I only laughed a lil bit. Honest.

I'l be honest. I laughed A WHOLE LOT.



KING!!!!! What you doing man? Who the h*ll told you to but a motorcycle?

Midlife crisis = fast, red, convertible sports car. Not no damn motorcycle.

exactly... yet all i did was joint the org.

i'm way to old to have a "mid life" anything

but the next time i wanna think about economics

i'll buy a better car...

(as far as the fishsmack... even i know i deserve that one)

(matter of fact, until i feel no resultin pains, the fishslap is an acceptable reminder)

KingBAD said:

JustErin said:

KingBAD said:

it's a wrap...

it ain't like i ain't laid it down a couple of times already...

i'm a believer in "it coulda always been worse"

i ain't in the "let me show you how bad it can get" bizzness...

i got thangs swollen on me that have no bizzness

bein swollen without there bein a losin party...

P.u.s.s.y.

Proved useless sad shit yesterday...

i'm sixty one years old...

i ain't intendin on hykin either.

or rock climbin or none of that other type of shit....

the only really sad part is there's no vid...

KingBAd, I promise you that we're 100%, definitely, totally, compltely glad that you're okay...but

" i'm sellin this mufukka as soon as the title comes in "

Ottensen said:

KingBAd, I promise you that we're 100%, definitely, totally, compltely glad that you're okay...but

" i'm sellin this mufukka as soon as the title comes in "

KingBAD said:

JustErin said:

KingBAD said:

it's a wrap...

it ain't like i ain't laid it down a couple of times already...

i'm a believer in "it coulda always been worse"

i ain't in the "let me show you how bad it can get" bizzness...

i got thangs swollen on me that have no bizzness

bein swollen without there bein a losin party...

Pussy.

YEAH! You tell him, Erin!

Btw, I've never ridden a bike myself, and it's always been on my "I'll try this someday in my life" list, but.... this kind of makes me wanna take lessons....