It's on my mind a lot these days.

Sometimes sitting in my little cubicle the oxygen content around me drops significantly causing me to damn near suffocate. This can not be the new norm, but obviously it's becoming that way. If it were a single source then it could be targeted with some tact but it's several sources which generally turns me into a not so kind person, not a comfortable place for me. I'm annoyed.

Most of us have been there: experiencing excessive farting that feels out of our control and causes a whole heck of a lot of embarrassment. While the average person farts nearly every day, some people deal with a bloated stomach and excessive flatulence more often than others. One of the most aggravating things about having gas is that it can seem impossible to minimize and to narrow down the exact culprit, considering dozens of different things can potentially be to blame.

What is a fart exactly? A fart, also called gas, “passing wind” or flatulence, is caused by the

internal buildup of gases that are formed during the process of digestion and respiration. The causes of farts and how they develop within the digestive tract vary considerably depending on the person and circumstance.

As you’ve probably experienced firsthand many times, some farts can be pretty foul-smelling and noisy, while others easily slip below the radar. Wondering how much farting is too much? A mostly healthy person might pass gas 14–18 times per day, sometimes not even realizing it because the farts are mostly silent and odorless. (1) Rather than how often you fart, however, you might want to take a look at the smelliness of your farts and to examine other digestive symptoms present in order to

determine if it’s really become a problem.

Is there likely anything to be worried about when it comes to your gas? Yes and no. Some flatulence is normal, especially when eating a whole foods,high-fiber diet — but excessive gas coupled with other symptoms can be a sign that something inside is going wrong, especially when it comes to digestion of certain foods. Too much farting can be a warning sign that normal intestinal gas dynamics have become compromised. This might result in subtle dysfunctions in intestinal motility, bacteria growth or changes in the microbiome composition taking place.

Do You Fart a Lot? Here's What Your Flatulence (& Its Smell) Means

morningsong said:

It's on my mind a lot these days.

Sometimes sitting in my little cubicle the oxygen content around me drops significantly causing me to damn near suffocate. This can not be the new norm, but obviously it's becoming that way. If it were a single source then it could be targeted with some tact but it's several sources which generally turns me into a not so kind person, not a comfortable place for me. I'm annoyed.

probiotics seem to be the key to good digestive health http://cdrf.org/home/chec...robiotics/

I don't know the whys, I just want to breathe.

I dunno--let's try it out.

morningsong said:

I don't know the whys, I just want to breathe.

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XxAxX said:

morningsong said:

I don't know the whys, I just want to breathe.

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Some days that's my feeling.

maybe you could just ask your farty co-workers to wear this suit at all times when in the office?

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it may be good 4 u ..but not those around u

ask meg.

I think all elevators need an attendant and if you fart on the elevator he will tase you.

free2bfreeda said:

'Is Flatulence Good for You?'

ask meg.

I can't find a gif of Peter chasing her around the kitchen with his farting ass and then she falls and throws up.

Clears the room.

Member that Mentors lyric? "Bend down and smell my anal vapors, Wanna use your face as my toilet paper." woo

Hudson said:

I can't find a gif of Peter chasing her around the kitchen with his farting ass and then she falls and throws up.

is this the one? (tried to find the actual gif fart frame to no avail) however...

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free2bfreeda said:

is this the one? (tried to find the actual gif fart frame to no avail) however...

[Edited 2/14/16 11:04am]

Yes! it's probably too big to fit in one gif.

Thanks Jehova i don't do that, but all of you human beings doing that, well it's disgustin.

214 said:

Thanks Jehova i don't do that, but all of you human beings doing that, well it's disgustin.

I guess you ain't a human being then...

purplethunder3121 said:

214 said:

Thanks Jehova i don't do that, but all of you human beings doing that, well it's disgustin.

I guess you ain't a human being then...

Of course i'm not by now you should know.

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214 said:

purplethunder3121 said:

I guess you ain't a human being then...

Of course i'm not by now you should know.

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214 said:

Hudson said:

free2bfreeda said:

is this the one? (tried to find the actual gif fart frame to no avail) however...

[Edited 2/14/16 11:04am]

Yes! it's probably too big to fit in one gif.

okay just color me tenacious. i found it!

0:21

Family Guy: In The Kitchen Meg?!? <------- click here. when finished click upper left youtube arrow to return.

Peter chases Meg {Peter is Farting btw} and Meg Pucks in the kitchen..

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morningsong said:

214 said:

Of course i'm not by now you should know.

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We at the space program have our eyes out for you.

Really? keep on dreaming. You can't get us

morningsong said:

Whoo that felt so much better letting that out. More room out then there is in, as they say.

better out than in!

Here's a life safer for you.

dJJ said:

Here's a life safer for you.