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To funkpill for a year of laffs: Pushy People A single guy decides life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, [100-legged bug], which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to church with me today? We will have a good time." But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again. "How about going to church with me and receive blessings?" But, again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey in there! Would you like to go to church with me and learn about the Lord???" YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS . . . . A little voice came out of the box, "I heard you the first time!! I'm putting on my shoes."
i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... 
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I didn't know centipedes wore shoes  :confuse:  I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality   | |
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ask one, he'll tell you himself
i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
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Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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. and you know what else? they don't even go to church | |
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that's the part that got me...
i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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