Yoooooooooooo....

This kids was on his grandfathers lap

and old grand pa was smokin a cigar.

the kid asked "grand pa, can i puff your cigar?"

grandpa says "can yer dick touch yer asshole"

the kid say "no" and

grandpa says "then no you can't"

another day the kid sees grandpa drinkin beer.

he says "hey grandpa, can i drink some of your beer?"

grandpa replies "can yer dick touch yer asshole?"

the kid says "no" and

grandpa says "then no you can't".

later that day the kid was sittin on the porch eatin

some fresh backed butter pecan cookies and grand pa

steps out on the porch and says "yuuuuuummy, cookies sho smell good.

let me get one of yer cookies"

the boy says "can your dick touch your asshole?"

grandpa grins and say "you damn right it can"

and the boy says

"then go fukkk yoself, grandma made these cookies for me!!!"