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I Saw A Guy Smoking Two Cigarettes I asked him about it and he said that his friend recently went to jail
and that he swore upon his life to always smoke on his behalf as long as he is in jail.
A month later I walk by the same street and spot the same guy, but this time he only had one cigarette in his mouth.
I asked him if his friend got out of jail to which he responded
"Nah man, I quit smoking" | |
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Iiiiiit's Friiiiiday again!  | |
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u live a lonely life my friend | |
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I thought you were gonna say his friend died from smoking. | |
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Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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STANDIN OVATION!!!!
i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... 
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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See I love a man that can stick to his word. He deserves props. | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! |
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Rest in Peace Bettie Boo. See u soon. | |
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and he was wearing one flip flop. so you said "did you lose a flip flop?" and he said "No! I found one!" I'm the mistake you wanna make | |
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ZombieKitten said: and he was wearing one flip flop. so you said "did you lose a flip flop?" and he said "No! I found one!" And then he dropped $2 on the floor and u said this 1 belongs to u  !Way 2 go Zombie  mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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LAWD! | |
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