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We have all been pooping wrong! Not to gross anybody out, but according to a story I saw on the Huffingtonpost we all poop the wrong way. Instead of sitting down you should squat over the bowl instead. Why? The poo comes out faster and you are less likely to get stomach problems and other icky issues like sores.
I tried it, it works. People in Germany squat all the time.
I guess it is evolutionary. When we were cave people we squated. oy. All you others say Hell Yea!! | |
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Bon appétit !!! | |
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We'll evolve eventually, to where a "commode" is the proper way. | |
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Squatting, as opposed to sitting, puts more pressure on the colon and allows the anus to open wider, enabling us to more efficiently clear the bowel. Folks we like to call "primitive" have employed this method since time immemorial.
[Edited 6/7/15 9:44am] Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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^So you end up squarting over the toilet with your feet on the seat? that sounds like a accident waiting to happen. The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything. | |
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Muchmusic VJs Bradford How and Sook Yin Lee discussed this on television fifteen years ago and I still don't understand where one's feet go. | |
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[Edited 6/1/15 17:00pm] Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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I can barely squat. Arthritic knees. | |
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In Africa it's perfectly normal to do it that way. Some hotels (the non-tourist ones) don't even have toilet seats. The toilet is in the floor. | |
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I can't squat. Never could. | |
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squatty potties are mainstream in many countries (no bowl... it's a hole in the floor). Disgusting to most of us but I've even seen portapotties like this in Hong Kong. hilarious at the time. open yo mind, the entire universe you'll find
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I remember the first time we went to Turkey....
...We had a comfort break during one of our tours and I rushed into the loo only to be comfronted with this enigma.....
My first thought was that someone had nicked the bog .....
... so I tried another cubicle.....
... Exactly the same sight greeted me
Eventually I found the only way to get a seated toilet which didn't need yoga skills was to use the disabled toilet... which to me looked perfectly normal
I'm afraid if I had to squat I'd probably either fall backwards into my own crap...
...or stay permanently locked in a squating position thus unable to close my sphincter.... ever!
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with the excessive use of public toilets ..i ALWAYS sqaut | |
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This raises the question do that many people have issues using a seated toilet? Ive used them my whole life and have never had any kind of bowel issues at all. The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything. | |
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No, no, noooo, you cannot sit down, you squat. It is not about your damned knees being higher than you piehole. Squatting is good for your overall health. They do it in the 3rd world for a reason.
Obviously people with bad knees cannot do it. Best way to deal with bad knees is milk. All you others say Hell Yea!! | |
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Well then we need squat holes or lower toilet pans mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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I just pull up my knees to the side of my head and hold them there.... easy peasy. Let the smell HIT ya nostrils! Just like giving birth in the labor room. GGRRRRRRRRR
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[Edited 6/7/15 14:47pm] Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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I see pie in a differant way, obviously. All you others say Hell Yea!! | |
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I wipe my butt standing up. I cannot squat nor fit my hand between my legs. My knees are fine but squatting is the most exhausting thing in the entire world. [Edited 6/8/15 1:06am] | |
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Here's a handy tutorial, I love this guy... If you will, so will I | |
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Came across this article. Cool toilet. | |
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So far so good. Gracious pooping party. All you others say Hell Yea!! | |
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