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Three Couples Marry And Stay At The Same Hotel For Their Honeymoons Where they're taken care of by the bellboy. The first man married a nurse. The bellboy thinks to himself, "Nurses are known to be hot to trot."
The second man married a telephone operator. The bellboy thinks to himself, "Telephone operators have sexy voices."
The third man married a school teacher. The bellboy thinks to himself, "Poor guy, teachers are frigid."
The next morning, the bellboy reports to work and gets a room service call from the nurse's husband. He sourly says, "Don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night was 'You're not sanitary, you're not sanitary.'"
Then, the telephone operator's husband calls and sourly says, "Don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I heard last night was 'Your three minutes are up, your three minutes are up.'"
Later that afternoon, the teacher's husband calls and happily says, "When you marry, be sure to marry a school teacher.
All I heard last night was 'We are going to do this over and over until we get it right.'" | |
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Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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morningsong said: U knkw...van halen was on jimmi Kimmel the other day...and David lee Roth's ancient ass was up on stage singing that bullshit...it was downright stoopid and sad...and filthily awkward. | |
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i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0 | |
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mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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"Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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I haven't been on in a while!
"Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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quite welcome | |
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