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A Priest, A Doctor, And An Engineer Were Waiting One Morning For A Particularly Slow Group Of Golfers The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys?
We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"
The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!" The priest said, "Here comes the green-keeper. Let's have a word with him."
The priest asked, "Say, what's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"
The green-keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."
The group fell silent for a moment. The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."
The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them."
The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?" | |
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BRAVO!!!!
i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... 
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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too long but ok  | |
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JoeTyler said: too long but ok No, I like it when he gradually builds up the tension. | |
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True, since they can't see they can play at night. | |
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you must be an engineer | |
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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0 | |
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Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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Put that "Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0 | |
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down! 
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Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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Just kidding... "Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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I once dated an engineer... "Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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The priest prays, the doctor looks at the health aspect, the engineer looks for logical ways to problem solve. | |
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Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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Clever Maybe  do, just not like did before  | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! |
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