PurpleJedi said:

This thread is a load of bull.

Actually it's a load of cows. Which is a good thing.

Cow said:

PurpleJedi said:

This thread is a load of bull.

Actually it's a load of cows. Which is a good thing.

^ cow on earth did you get them to do that???

XxAxX said:

^ cow on earth did you get them to do that???

Cows have been my followers all these years since they discovered I was their staunchest advocate...after all my farm experiences in my youth...

I gotta story from a home nurse last year... true story

Her husband is a native New Yorker but five years ago they decided to move back to her home town, a small town in Virginia.

A cow left the confines of a nearby farm and some school children had tormented this cow most of the day. Her husband went for a walk. He said, he saw the cow inthe grassy knoll across the street and the cow was staring him down. So, he kept walking and when he heard a galloping sound... the cow was racing towards him. He stood his ground, shouted, and waved his hands but this only made the cow gallop faster towards him. Her husband realized he better start running and he was about 2 miles away from home. He said, he wasn't aware t cows could run that fast and the animal wasn't tiring but he was. He decided to run up on to one of the porches along the way... to get away from this pissed off cow.

He knocked on the door and tells an elderly woman that a cow is chasing him. He asked her if she'd call animal control and allow him to stay on her porch. The woman looked at him and said, "You need to stop smoking crack, young man put the pipe down." He thought the cow had given up and move on. the cow. Nope

Three house down from the old woman's house the cow was standing between two homes... when the cow saw the guy again, the cow started chasing him. The nurse said, she was at home, she heard what she thought was an hysterical woman screaming... she ran to the door: It was her husband running with his hands in the air, he ran past the house and doubled back and ran inside the house.

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TD3 said:

I gotta story from a home nurse last year... true story

Her husband is a native New Yorker but five years ago they decided to move back to her home town, a small town in Virginia.

A cow left the confines of a nearby farm and some school children had tormented this cow most of the day. Her husband went for a walk. He said, he saw the cow inthe grassy knoll across the street and the cow was staring him down. So, he kept walking and when he heard a galloping sound... the cow was racing towards him. He stood his ground, shouted, and waved his hands but this only made the cow gallop faster towards him. Her husband realized he better start running and he was about 2 miles away from home. He said, he wasn't aware t cows could run that fast and the animal wasn't tiring but he was. He decided to run up to one a on one of the porches along the way, to get away from this pissed off cow.

He knocked on the door and tells an elderly woman that a cow is chasing him. He asked her if she'd call animal control and allow him to stay on her porch. The woman looked at him and said, "You need to stop smoking crack, young man put the pipe down." He thought the cow had given up and move on. the cow. Nope

Three house down from the old woman's house the cow was standing between two homes... when the cow saw the guy again, the cow started chasing him. The nurse said, she was at home, she heard what she thought was an hysterical woman screaming... she ran to the door. It was here husband running with his hands in the air; he ran past the house and doubled back and ran inside the house.

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Cows are sweet docile animals by nature but piss us off and your ass is grass.

purplethunder3121 said:

We're not pieces of meat...stimulate our brains.

PurpleJedi said:

TD3 said:

I gotta story from a home nurse last year... true story

Her husband is a native New Yorker but five years ago they decided to move back to her home town, a small town in Virginia.

A cow left the confines of a nearby farm and some school children had tormented this cow most of the day. Her husband went for a walk. He said, he saw the cow inthe grassy knoll across the street and the cow was staring him down. So, he kept walking and when he heard a galloping sound... the cow was racing towards him. He stood his ground, shouted, and waved his hands but this only made the cow gallop faster towards him. Her husband realized he better start running and he was about 2 miles away from home. He said, he wasn't aware t cows could run that fast and the animal wasn't tiring but he was. He decided to run up on to one of the porches along the way... to get away from this pissed off cow.

He knocked on the door and tells an elderly woman that a cow is chasing him. He asked her if she'd call animal control and allow him to stay on her porch. The woman looked at him and said, "You need to stop smoking crack, young man put the pipe down." He thought the cow had given up and move on. the cow. Nope

Three house down from the old woman's house the cow was standing between two homes... when the cow saw the guy again, the cow started chasing him. The nurse said, she was at home, she heard what she thought was an hysterical woman screaming... she ran to the door: It was her husband running with his hands in the air, he ran past the house and doubled back and ran inside the house.

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cow on the grassy knoll

i really love cows. gentle, smart and generous creatures. i hope someday every cow on a factory farm rises up and crushes their oppressors!! COWS ON A GRASSY KNOLL DUDE!!!!

XxAxX said:

cow on the grassy knoll

i really love cows. gentle, smart and generous creatures. i hope someday every cow on a factory farm rises up and crushes their oppressors!! COWS ON A GRASSY KNOLL DUDE!!!!

I have said this many times but it bears repeating. XxAxX is a friend of cows and has received the highest non-bovine recognition a human can receive. If more people were like XxAxX, then the upcoming Cow Rebellion would not be neccessary.

XxAxX said:

TD3 said:

I gotta story from a home nurse last year... true story

Her husband is a native New Yorker but five years ago they decided to move back to her home town, a small town in Virginia.

A cow left the confines of a nearby farm and some school children had tormented this cow most of the day. Her husband went for a walk. He said, he saw the cow inthe grassy knoll across the street and the cow was staring him down. So, he kept walking and when he heard a galloping sound... the cow was racing towards him. He stood his ground, shouted, and waved his hands but this only made the cow gallop faster towards him. Her husband realized he better start running and he was about 2 miles away from home. He said, he wasn't aware t cows could run that fast and the animal wasn't tiring but he was. He decided to run up on to one of the porches along the way... to get away from this pissed off cow.

He knocked on the door and tells an elderly woman that a cow is chasing him. He asked her if she'd call animal control and allow him to stay on her porch. The woman looked at him and said, "You need to stop smoking crack, young man put the pipe down." He thought the cow had given up and move on. the cow. Nope

Three house down from the old woman's house the cow was standing between two homes... when the cow saw the guy again, the cow started chasing him. The nurse said, she was at home, she heard what she thought was an hysterical woman screaming... she ran to the door: It was her husband running with his hands in the air, he ran past the house and doubled back and ran inside the house.

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cow on the grassy knoll

i really love cows. gentle, smart and generous creatures. i hope someday every cow on a factory farm rises up and crushes their oppressors!! COWS ON A GRASSY KNOLL DUDE!!!!

In keeping with how the nurse told the story. It's amazing how a "non-word" is used to describe something Just as "gate" is latched to most scandels... politcal or otherwise.

do cows get turned on when humans squeeze their nipples?

got milk?

cow about that????

JoeTyler said:

do cows get turned on when humans squeeze their nipples?

Depends on the human I guess...I mean, no, how dare you ask such a rude, horrible question. FWIW, most humans are in desperate need of hand moisturizer.

purplethunder3121 said:

kpowers said:

For the record the X-Men did nothing to help those poor cows on Apokolips.

I AM COW. PLEASE DO NOT EAT ME. IF YOU MUST EAT ME, PLEASE EAT ONLY CRUELTY-FREE COWS MEATS. FAST FOOD IS BAD FOR YOU AND ME. PLEASE BOYCOTT CHEESEBURGERS.

XxAxX said: