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Thread started 04/27/15 12:53pm

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Thread about Cows

I have been gone for awhile...actually not gone but my special keyboad built for hooves broke and it has taken forever to get another one.

So now that I am back, I think a thread about cows would be just awesome. Please contribute with cow hero stories, cute cow pictures, or posts that extol on all the virtues of the cow. I want to feel cow love on this thread. Frankly I need it because I feel somewhat unattractive and a tad bloated lately and need the love. So let's cow it up in the Org.

(Please do not post anything positive on this thread about horses. I love my animal brethern but horses are jerks and do not deserve anything positive said about them. Thank you.)

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Reply #1 posted 04/27/15 1:31pm

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As you know Darkseid captured 5000 cows from Earth because he wanted to open up a Carl's Jr. on Apokolips. I'm happy to report the JLA was able to rescue all the cows.

http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/south-park/clip-thumbnails/season-1/0101/south-park-s01e01c05-people-train-16x9.jpg?

http://moviehole.net/img/jla2.jpg

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Reply #2 posted 04/27/15 1:33pm

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I would pay to see this movie. I also think Cow V Horse would rival Batman V Superman in box office grosses. "Do horses bleed. You will!"

kpowers said:

As you know Darkseid captured 5000 cows from Earth because he wanted to open up a Carl's Jr. on Apokolips. I'm happy to report the JLA was able to rescue all the cows.

[Edited 4/27/15 13:34pm]

[Edited 4/27/15 13:34pm]

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Reply #3 posted 04/27/15 1:37pm

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Mama had a chicken! Mama had a cow! Dad was proud, he didn't care how.



Cow!

Chicken!

Cow and Chicken!





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Reply #4 posted 04/27/15 1:38pm

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Cow, you will be interested to know that I am the Vice Chairman of The Longhorn Project. Students from surrounding schools get Longhorn calves to raise and show. The cool part is they are raised on the grounds of NASA - not 100 yards from spaceships, including a Saturn V Rocket!

That's Building 1 of the Johnson Space Center in the background:

Image result for Longhorn Saturn V

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Reply #5 posted 04/27/15 1:45pm

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Wow! That is pretty cool. Cows are always reaching for the stars but it is a little harder when you weigh several hundred pounds. It's time to send a cow to the moon!

RodeoSchro said:

Cow, you will be interested to know that I am the Vice Chairman of The Longhorn Project. Students from surrounding schools get Longhorn calves to raise and show. The cool part is they are raised on the grounds of NASA - not 100 yards from spaceships, including a Saturn V Rocket!

That's Building 1 of the Johnson Space Center in the background:

Image result for Longhorn Saturn V

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Reply #6 posted 04/27/15 2:05pm

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Cow said:

Wow! That is pretty cool. Cows are always reaching for the stars but it is a little harder when you weigh several hundred pounds. It's time to send a cow to the moon!

RodeoSchro said:

Cow, you will be interested to know that I am the Vice Chairman of The Longhorn Project. Students from surrounding schools get Longhorn calves to raise and show. The cool part is they are raised on the grounds of NASA - not 100 yards from spaceships, including a Saturn V Rocket!

That's Building 1 of the Johnson Space Center in the background:

Image result for Longhorn Saturn V


The view 90 degrees to the right is this (that's where the Saturn V rockeet is housed):



And the view looking out from the pasture is this:





My band rehearses at this pavillion, which overlooks the longhorns and the Shuttle:




We have 4 trophy steers and there are 11 Longhorn calves the kids raise and show. We also have the only agriscience exhibit in the area. More than 3,000 kids tour it every year.

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Reply #7 posted 04/27/15 2:08pm

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kpowers said:

http://moviehole.net/img/jla2.jpg

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Is Lady Gaga drawing comic books now?

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Reply #8 posted 04/27/15 4:43pm

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RodeoSchro said:

Cow said:

Wow! That is pretty cool. Cows are always reaching for the stars but it is a little harder when you weigh several hundred pounds. It's time to send a cow to the moon!


The view 90 degrees to the right is this (that's where the Saturn V rockeet is housed):



And the view looking out from the pasture is this:





My band rehearses at this pavillion, which overlooks the longhorns and the Shuttle:




We have 4 trophy steers and there are 11 Longhorn calves the kids raise and show. We also have the only agriscience exhibit in the area. More than 3,000 kids tour it every year.

You are a friend to cows. This is so nice to hear, cows in a different type of environment. We get the milking thing and the farm thing but how cool a life those cows may live, always something interesting to see or hear. Really cool.

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Reply #9 posted 04/27/15 4:57pm

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Vampire Cows






Crystal Cows




Highly unamused cow



Fluffy Cow

Cow'd out.

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“Only by acceptance of the past, can you alter it”
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Reply #10 posted 04/27/15 5:21pm

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chinese funeral dancing cow


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XxAxX

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tap dancing cow


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Reply #12 posted 04/27/15 5:58pm

Cow

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This thread is mooving me.

I made a funny.

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Reply #13 posted 04/27/15 6:07pm

Cow

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You can try to resist cows but you will fail.

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Reply #14 posted 04/27/15 8:27pm

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Is it a stand-off...or something else?

Find strength in that which remains...
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Reply #15 posted 04/27/15 9:42pm

XxAxX

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^ i think that cow is about to fly over and land on the owl's head nod

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Reply #16 posted 04/27/15 9:47pm

XxAxX

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sexy inflatable cow bull cow

[Edited 4/27/15 21:48pm]

[Edited 4/27/15 21:48pm]

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Reply #17 posted 04/27/15 9:47pm

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cow who watches sexy inflatable



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Reply #18 posted 04/27/15 10:16pm

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Find strength in that which remains...
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Reply #19 posted 04/28/15 3:19am

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TheGoldStandard said:

kpowers said:

http://moviehole.net/img/jla2.jpg

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Is Lady Gaga drawing comic books now?

What??????????????? confuse

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Reply #20 posted 04/28/15 5:21am

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Holy cow!


Image result for funny cow pictures

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Reply #21 posted 04/28/15 6:15am

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Reply #22 posted 04/28/15 7:23am

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Some of these are making me laugh so hard, milk is coming out of my nose. Probably need to get that checked out, not sure if that supposed to happen to cows.

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Reply #23 posted 04/28/15 11:07am

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cows are shluts

whenever I go to a dairy, the cows get around me with the big moisty pussies wide open, gross and wrong talk to the hand

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Reply #24 posted 04/28/15 11:45am

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JoeTyler said:

cows are shluts

whenever I go to a dairy, the cows get around me with the big moisty pussies wide open, gross and wrong talk to the hand

There are a few of us that would like to have a word with you after that last comment. You are headed for a human tipping.

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Reply #25 posted 04/28/15 11:58am

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Does cow tipping actually exist? lol The cows I knew as a kid wouldn't allow humans to knock them over. My cousin messed with my Grandfather's milk cow June when she had "milk fever" and she charged him. If he hadn't leaped over the closed half-door on the barn, he would've been gored. June gored the barn door instead and broke half a horn off, leaving it buried in wood instead of in my cousin's ass... He learned a lesson; he never messed with cows again, especially not the yearling bull 7-Up who came along later... lol

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Reply #26 posted 04/28/15 11:58am

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I'm gonna tame you all!

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Reply #27 posted 04/28/15 12:02pm

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TheGoldStandard said:

kpowers said:

http://moviehole.net/img/jla2.jpg

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Is Lady Gaga drawing comic books now?

For the record the X-Men did nothing to help those poor cows on Apokolips.

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Reply #28 posted 04/28/15 12:09pm

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kpowers said:

TheGoldStandard said:

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Is Lady Gaga drawing comic books now?

For the record the X-Men did nothing to help those poor cows on Apokolips.

Find strength in that which remains...
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Reply #29 posted 04/28/15 2:55pm

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This thread is a load of bull.

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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