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Thread started 01/29/15 3:51pm

MoBettaBliss

ladies... too far?


wife and i woke early... kids were still sound asleep in bed

i was feeling a little frisky... decided to bless her with with my sexiness

i start my moves

wife: "i need to get up and go for a run" (she's training for a half marathon)

me: "i've got your excercise right here"

wife: chuckles "no babe... i need to go"

she gets up and gets dressed

me: "fine... i'll just lay here and pleasure myself then shall i?"

wife: chuckles "sure babe... whatever works for you"

me: "no worries... just so you know though... i'll be thinking about your sister... i might even grab some photos for inspiration"

i wait for the chuckle

and i wait

but the chuckle doesn't come

this is now a totally chuckleless situation

a few cranky words are thrown my way and she's off (as it happens... she did a really fast time)

surely me finding a humorous angle in the midst of my rejection should be seen as cute, yeah?.... yeah?

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Reply #1 posted 01/29/15 5:15pm

SuperSoulFight
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She just knows U well enough not to care about your silly jokes. And that's good.
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Reply #2 posted 01/29/15 5:33pm

terrig

she knows all you can do is run to the end of your chain and bark lololol

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Reply #3 posted 01/29/15 9:19pm

nextedition

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I thought it was really funny lol

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Reply #4 posted 01/30/15 12:54am

Estelle

:thud: yep she's not going to find that funny....now she will wonder if u have a thing for her sister ... Or ur just a sick pervert. Eithier way not good ..lol watch that be brought up later down the track lol
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Reply #5 posted 01/30/15 2:48am

warning2all

That was a mistake.
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Reply #6 posted 01/30/15 3:16am

MoBettaBliss

Estelle said:

now she will wonder if u have a thing for her sister ... Or ur just a sick pervert



are they the only two choices? lol

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Reply #7 posted 01/30/15 3:41am

Estelle

MoBettaBliss said:



Estelle said:


now she will wonder if u have a thing for her sister ... Or ur just a sick pervert



are they the only two choices? lol


We are females so yes lol
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Reply #8 posted 01/30/15 5:09am

XxAxX

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eek lol a bit too far, yes

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Reply #9 posted 01/30/15 10:12am

paintedlady

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Yup... too far

nod







why is this print so damn small??? confused

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Reply #10 posted 01/30/15 1:13pm

Shyra

Too far? Ya think?

jerkoff


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Reply #11 posted 01/30/15 2:43pm

MoBettaBliss


confuse .... it's not like i said her mum

nice use of emoticons, shyra smile

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Reply #12 posted 01/30/15 6:08pm

jon1967

She needed to go for another run? Instead of taking a few moments for her companion. Go run your ass to the go fuck yourself motel.
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Reply #13 posted 01/30/15 7:16pm

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While I think that she should have taken you up on your offer ( and then did the run! cool cool ), I would not have done what you did. Jokes or not, relatives are off limit, and bad taste for a joke. Maybe using an "un-obtainable" like a superstar or something would have made the joke come off better. Hind sight is always good........ wrong choice of words in my opinion. Beg for forgiveness and correct the joke going forward! lol

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Reply #14 posted 01/30/15 9:24pm

ZombieKitten

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jon1967 said:

She needed to go for another run? Instead of taking a few moments for her companion. Go run your ass to the go fuck yourself motel.

nod

THIS

it would only have been like a minute later and she can run

I'm the mistake you wanna make
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Reply #15 posted 01/30/15 9:25pm

ZombieKitten

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questionofu said:

While I think that she should have taken you up on your offer ( and then did the run! cool cool ), I would not have done what you did. Jokes or not, relatives are off limit, and bad taste for a joke. Maybe using an "un-obtainable" like a superstar or something would have made the joke come off better. Hind sight is always good........ wrong choice of words in my opinion. Beg for forgiveness and correct the joke going forward! lol

it's hit a nerve

I'm the mistake you wanna make
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Reply #16 posted 01/30/15 10:04pm

MoBettaBliss

ZombieKitten said:

jon1967 said:

She needed to go for another run? Instead of taking a few moments for her companion. Go run your ass to the go fuck yourself motel.

nod

THIS

it would only have been like a minute later and she can run



lol lol

well played

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Reply #17 posted 01/30/15 11:07pm

ZombieKitten

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MoBettaBliss said:

ZombieKitten said:

nod

THIS

it would only have been like a minute later and she can run



lol lol

well played

I didn't mean it like that falloff

I mean a proper quickie, like an owe you one later kind of deal. This one is for you and later on when she is in the mood you do it properly and it's all about HER

lol

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Reply #18 posted 01/31/15 7:12am

KingBAD

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lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
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