A Man Walks Up To His Friend And Says "Hey Man, Why Did You Have Sex With My Wife?"

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Thread started 01/22/15 10:54pm

funkpill	A Man Walks Up To His Friend And Says "Hey Man, Why Did You Have Sex With My Wife?" His friend replies "Well, I walked into my office, and she was laying on the table,naked, lookin' hot as hell... what did you expect me to do?" The man replied, "Ughh, I don't know, maybe the autopsy?!"
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Reply #1 posted 01/22/15 11:52pm

funkyslsistah

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Generally I laugh when I read these, but this time I must respond first with an "Ewwwww"!

"Funkyslsistah… you ain't funky at all, you just a little ol' prude"!
"It's just my imagination, once again running away with me."

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Reply #2 posted 01/23/15 1:00am

wildgoldenhone y	funkyslsistah said: Generally I laugh when I read these, but this time I must respond first with an "Ewwwww"! That's just what I was about to say...
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Reply #3 posted 01/23/15 2:51am

chocolate1

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omg

Happy Friday!
hug

"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"

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Reply #4 posted 01/23/15 5:49am

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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato

https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0

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Reply #5 posted 01/23/15 6:30am

PurpleJedi

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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!

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Reply #6 posted 01/23/15 7:49am

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Reply #7 posted 01/23/15 12:42pm

luv4u

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omg falloff

Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture!
REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince
"I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben

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Reply #8 posted 01/24/15 6:35am

JoeTyler	...
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Reply #9 posted 01/24/15 7:10am

KingBAD

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i'm with him

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking

STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE...

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Reply #10 posted 01/25/15 8:18am

thedoorkeeper	How did he know they had sex? I don't get it.
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Reply #11 posted 01/25/15 3:38pm

MoBettaBliss	thedoorkeeper said: How did he know they had sex? I don't get it. maybe she felt guilty and confessed
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