Seems like a hot topic these days is how often people take baths or showers. So how often do you?


And for those outside of the states, do you regularly use a bidet?

And how big is your cock? When you fart is it loud or silent?

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Seriously, when did personal business become the hot topic? Are we running out of things to talk about?

Here's an interesting video from Q13 Fox News about the health repercussions of showering too often:

http://q13fox.com/2015/01...too-often/

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I tie my shoes a lot is that topic worthy material .. my cocks frikn huge like florida huge rip the loud cheese squeeze or die .. .. hmm that covers it n then some ..

As a white male American, I feel WEIRD if I don't shower in the morning until about noon. Its refreshing to blast your face with water since we have apparently copious amounts of it. I've also been addicted to the comic book/hot bath ritual since Chasing Amy.

If I do not shower in the morning I can't fuction and feel like I have a layer of slime covering my bodey. Plus with the bed head I sport in the morning its just easier to jump in the shower.

lazycrockett said:

If I do not shower in the morning I can't fuction and feel like I have a layer of slime covering my bodey. Plus with the bed head I sport in the morning its just easier to jump in the shower.

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I am still unsure which is more annoying: "bed head" or fully soaked hair. Its such a tough choice.

I shampoo my hair twice weekly, no more is needed since I have 3b/c hair type and its dry and fine.

I shower in the mornings, I HATE soaking in a tub since I have oily skin and I still feel dirty after.

Floss my teeth 2x's daily. and I try to brush my teeth after every meal.

I wake up and oil pull my teeth... eat and brush afterwards.

I drink coffee twice a day, depends.

I shit daily, I don't own a bidet... I am that typical American that uses toilet paper, but if I get peanut-buttery (tends to happen if I am menstrual) then I just shower to remove any offensive residue, to stay fresh smelling.

I make my own soaps and lotion.... at any given time I wash up with 4-5 different soaps, simply because its fun to do so.

I wipe front to back.... because of my girl parts.

I use U by Kotex, pads, tampons, and I like a toilet paper that is stroner and doesn't leave the dingle berries behind.

My shit today was soft and a light brown. I shit daily, usually do the do in the morning, but if its the holidays and I am eating richer foods I crap after every meal. Depends.

I wash my hands everytime I come inside my house, cook, clean, I am always washing my hands.

I use a salt crystal deoderant ... and my lotions scents my pits like cake.

Yeah.... I'll sniff my crotch later and give you an update.

dayum paintedlady

i oil pull when i'm feeling crappy/coughy/sick. its fun isn't it? also very relaxing/meditative.

TheGoldStandard said:

dayum paintedlady

i oil pull when i'm feeling crappy/coughy/sick. its fun isn't it? also very relaxing/meditative.

Oil pulling is great, it healed my gums and I have much better dental health because of it.

Before I had sensitive teeth.

K I just read a bit bout oil pulling, which I have never heard of before, but how the hell do you keep oil in your mouth for twenty minutes? My gag reflex would kick in about 5 minutes.

lazycrockett said:

K I just read a bit bout oil pulling, which I have never heard of before, but how the hell do you keep oil in your mouth for twenty minutes? My gag reflex would kick in about 5 minutes.

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Thats the meditative part now i can shower, make coffee, iron, etc. while pulling. ya get used to it... initially the worst part is the last minute or so once its congealed.

TheGoldStandard said:

lazycrockett said:

K I just read a bit bout oil pulling, which I have never heard of before, but how the hell do you keep oil in your mouth for twenty minutes? My gag reflex would kick in about 5 minutes.

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Thats the meditative part now i can shower, make coffee, iron, etc. while pulling. ya get used to it... initially the worst part is the last minute or so once its congealed.

Exactly



... and work your oil pulling up to 20 minutes. Start with a goal of pulling for 5 minutes, get your mouth used to it. You need at least 15 minutes to get a benefit, no HARD swishing, just gentle swirling so your cheeks aren't hurting after a while. Do it when you wake up, before drinking/eating/brushing.

I use virgin coconut oil. I heard of people using different types of oil.

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paintedlady said:

I shampoo my hair twice weekly, no more is needed since I have 3b/c hair type and its dry and fine.

I shower in the mornings, I HATE soaking in a tub since I have oily skin and I still feel dirty after.

Floss my teeth 2x's daily. and I try to brush my teeth after every meal.

I wake up and oil pull my teeth... eat and brush afterwards.

I drink coffee twice a day, depends.

I shit daily, I don't own a bidet... I am that typical American that uses toilet paper, but if I get peanut-buttery (tends to happen if I am menstrual) then I just shower to remove any offensive residue, to stay fresh smelling.

I make my own soaps and lotion.... at any given time I wash up with 4-5 different soaps, simply because its fun to do so.

I wipe front to back.... because of my girl parts.

I use U by Kotex, pads, tampons, and I like a toilet paper that is stroner and doesn't leave the dingle berries behind.

My shit today was soft and a light brown. I shit daily, usually do the do in the morning, but if its the holidays and I am eating richer foods I crap after every meal. Depends.

I wash my hands everytime I come inside my house, cook, clean, I am always washing my hands.

I use a salt crystal deoderant ... and my lotions scents my pits like cake.

Yeah.... I'll sniff my crotch later and give you an update.

We are twins! Women have to wash their lady parts daily, and any woman who doesn't is a nasty ass. Like Red Foxx said, "You gots to wash yo ass!"

Who is Naya Rivera??????

paintedlady said:

I shampoo my hair twice weekly, no more is needed since I have 3b/c hair type and its dry and fine.

I shower in the mornings, I HATE soaking in a tub since I have oily skin and I still feel dirty after.

Floss my teeth 2x's daily. and I try to brush my teeth after every meal.

I wake up and oil pull my teeth... eat and brush afterwards.

I drink coffee twice a day, depends.

I shit daily, I don't own a bidet... I am that typical American that uses toilet paper, but if I get peanut-buttery (tends to happen if I am menstrual) then I just shower to remove any offensive residue, to stay fresh smelling.

I make my own soaps and lotion.... at any given time I wash up with 4-5 different soaps, simply because its fun to do so.

I wipe front to back.... because of my girl parts.

I use U by Kotex, pads, tampons, and I like a toilet paper that is stroner and doesn't leave the dingle berries behind.

My shit today was soft and a light brown. I shit daily, usually do the do in the morning, but if its the holidays and I am eating richer foods I crap after every meal. Depends.

I wash my hands everytime I come inside my house, cook, clean, I am always washing my hands.

I use a salt crystal deoderant ... and my lotions scents my pits like cake.

Yeah.... I'll sniff my crotch later and give you an update.

You still got it !!

As far as the shower thing. I shower at least once a day, and sometimes twice.

Most definitely in the morning though. If i don't shower when i wake up, i feel like crap the whole day.

Once i went a week without taking a shower and it was...lets say, interesting. The reason was because I had the flu real bad. That(the flu)along with the medicine i was taking, and the week's worth of dirt i had on my body, had me wigging out big time. It was like i was in hell.

Also i didn't brush my teeth for that whole time as well....

paintedlady said:

I make my own soaps and lotion.... at any given time I wash up with 4-5 different soaps, simply because its fun to do so.

It would be fun to make your own soaps and lotion. It's probably a lot cheaper (and perhaps better) than the stuff that you buy at a store.

kpowers said:

Who is Naya Rivera??????

She's an actress and a singer.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naya_Rivera

paintedlady said:

I shampoo my hair twice weekly, no more is needed since I have 3b/c hair type and its dry and fine.

I shower in the mornings, I HATE soaking in a tub since I have oily skin and I still feel dirty after.

Floss my teeth 2x's daily. and I try to brush my teeth after every meal.

I wake up and oil pull my teeth... eat and brush afterwards.

I drink coffee twice a day, depends.

I shit daily, I don't own a bidet... I am that typical American that uses toilet paper, but if I get peanut-buttery (tends to happen if I am menstrual) then I just shower to remove any offensive residue, to stay fresh smelling.

I make my own soaps and lotion.... at any given time I wash up with 4-5 different soaps, simply because its fun to do so.

I wipe front to back.... because of my girl parts.

I use U by Kotex, pads, tampons, and I like a toilet paper that is stroner and doesn't leave the dingle berries behind.

My shit today was soft and a light brown. I shit daily, usually do the do in the morning, but if its the holidays and I am eating richer foods I crap after every meal. Depends.

I wash my hands everytime I come inside my house, cook, clean, I am always washing my hands.

I use a salt crystal deoderant ... and my lotions scents my pits like cake.

Yeah.... I'll sniff my crotch later and give you an update.

ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

End of thread.

ThisOne said:

I don't understands the importance of this question but ok..... When it's hot like now morning and night when it's cold only at night I think people who always shower after sex r weird

sex smell is great

Now that my hair is thinning I absolutely hate showering because when imy hair is wet it's not thick and shows my true baldness. Farting in the shower smells really bad but it probably always smells bad it's just less noticeable when you're wearing clothes.

Is this one of those, humans only need to bathe once every couple days, people? This seems to keep coming up every so often over the last few years. Personally, given all the harmful things humans do to themselves, I'm going to bet that bathing too much is down somewhere at the bottom of the list. There are just too many itsy bitsy things to be worrying about where that energy needs to be spent elsewhere and where it would make a bigger, better impact on humankind.

I guess it could be the whole we need to conserve water thing to, which is very big. But hey, at this point we're not to far away from bathing in recycled poop water, so I guess water is water, treat it, soap up and move on. Too bad desalination doesn't work so great, causing other problems. Makes one wonder where all the water is going. We're kind of in a closed system here, it's not like it's floating out into space or converting into some other form. So where's it disappearing to? I can go on like this for days.

I don't care what she says... or what ''research statistics'' say. I shower 2-3 times a day. Usually just twice so i don't waste water. I'm a big, strong, hair, buff, beefy man. And guess what? i sweat! whether at the gym, work, walking etc. I'm a hairy and big guy!

First off if you don't shower after sweating. You start getting zits ( at least for those of us with bad skin) And if you don't wash your ass after sweating. It will get very itchy! and eventually will turn bright red on the cheeks looking like you have red velvet cake in your ass. Sweating all day and not taking a shower? doesn't your ass itch?

And i also shower after i take a shit too. You take a shit everyday right? so you shit and don't shower all day? and sweat all day? your ass must be red as hell and nasty as fuck. What about your feet? if you don't wash your feet daily. Do you have any idea how funky they smell?

I say this in protest to recent articles. Whether by buzzfeed or whatever shit this glee chick is saying. I'll continue showering twice a day and being clean.

Hudson said:

Now that my hair is thinning I absolutely hate showering because when imy hair is wet it's not thick and shows my true baldness. Farting in the shower smells really bad but it probably always smells bad it's just less noticeable when you're wearing clothes.

I'm 24... had short hair for years now. And frequentls just buzz it all off. It feels good... try it

psychodelicide said:

paintedlady said:

I make my own soaps and lotion.... at any given time I wash up with 4-5 different soaps, simply because its fun to do so.

It would be fun to make your own soaps and lotion. It's probably a lot cheaper (and perhaps better) than the stuff that you buy at a store.

I would say its more expensive....

I used to buy dollar soaps/commercial soaps tend to be less expensive, but there is good reason for that.

Commercial soap is made with detergents and filler products and desentitizers, so homemade cold process soap is much healthier for the skin and once you go real soap there really is no going back.

Less pimples, fewer rashes, softer skin.


You heal. Plus, they are fun to make. If you don't have an explosion and blind yourself or melt your skin off.... just kidding... not really.

buying the tools, and ingredients can be costly at first but worth it in the long run.

I was cussing up a storm when I found out about all the stuff I had to buy, but I am a complicated heffa and I don't do "simple".

Shyra said:

paintedlady said:

I shampoo my hair twice weekly, no more is needed since I have 3b/c hair type and its dry and fine.

I shower in the mornings, I HATE soaking in a tub since I have oily skin and I still feel dirty after.

Floss my teeth 2x's daily. and I try to brush my teeth after every meal.

I wake up and oil pull my teeth... eat and brush afterwards.

I drink coffee twice a day, depends.

I shit daily, I don't own a bidet... I am that typical American that uses toilet paper, but if I get peanut-buttery (tends to happen if I am menstrual) then I just shower to remove any offensive residue, to stay fresh smelling.

I make my own soaps and lotion.... at any given time I wash up with 4-5 different soaps, simply because its fun to do so.

I wipe front to back.... because of my girl parts.

I use U by Kotex, pads, tampons, and I like a toilet paper that is stroner and doesn't leave the dingle berries behind.

My shit today was soft and a light brown. I shit daily, usually do the do in the morning, but if its the holidays and I am eating richer foods I crap after every meal. Depends.

I wash my hands everytime I come inside my house, cook, clean, I am always washing my hands.

I use a salt crystal deoderant ... and my lotions scents my pits like cake.

Yeah.... I'll sniff my crotch later and give you an update.

We are twins! Women have to wash their lady parts daily, and any woman who doesn't is a nasty ass. Like Red Foxx said, "You gots to wash yo ass!"

Yes indeed!!

JoeyC said:

paintedlady said:

I shampoo my hair twice weekly, no more is needed since I have 3b/c hair type and its dry and fine.

I shower in the mornings, I HATE soaking in a tub since I have oily skin and I still feel dirty after.

Floss my teeth 2x's daily. and I try to brush my teeth after every meal.

I wake up and oil pull my teeth... eat and brush afterwards.

I drink coffee twice a day, depends.

I shit daily, I don't own a bidet... I am that typical American that uses toilet paper, but if I get peanut-buttery (tends to happen if I am menstrual) then I just shower to remove any offensive residue, to stay fresh smelling.

I make my own soaps and lotion.... at any given time I wash up with 4-5 different soaps, simply because its fun to do so.

I wipe front to back.... because of my girl parts.

I use U by Kotex, pads, tampons, and I like a toilet paper that is stroner and doesn't leave the dingle berries behind.

My shit today was soft and a light brown. I shit daily, usually do the do in the morning, but if its the holidays and I am eating richer foods I crap after every meal. Depends.

I wash my hands everytime I come inside my house, cook, clean, I am always washing my hands.

I use a salt crystal deoderant ... and my lotions scents my pits like cake.

Yeah.... I'll sniff my crotch later and give you an update.

You still got it !!

As far as the shower thing. I shower at least once a day, and sometimes twice.

Most definitely in the morning though. If i don't shower when i wake up, i feel like crap the whole day.

Once i went a week without taking a shower and it was...lets say, interesting. The reason was because I had the flu real bad. That(the flu)along with the medicine i was taking, and the week's worth of dirt i had on my body, had me wigging out big time. It was like i was in hell.

Also i didn't brush my teeth for that whole time as well....

Ugh... the flu... I am a hot mess when I got sick like that. Its never pretty... that and the stomach flu that has you shitting and up-chucking at the same time... you need to plant your ass on the seat and grab a bucket.

No fun!!!


Glad to hear you are on the mend.

and good to know I can still contribute to a giggle or two around these parts.

I shower every morning and then every night. I feel gross if I don't shower in the morning and I just can't go to bed without being clean.

I only wash my hair every second day at night - it's too long and insanely thick and uncontrollable to wash every day and I would never have enough time to wash it in the morning.

Bidets are not common here, but we use toilet paper and baby wipes in my household. I can't imagine not doing both at each sitting.

Once a year is enough for me.