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Thread started 11/20/14 11:42pm

funkpill

2 Lesbians Walk Into A Bar

They were good friends, but they weren't lovers.
They walk around in the bar trying to find other lesbians, but unfortunately, they were the only women there.
All the men tried to talk to them, but they were lesbians, so the attempt was futile.
Eventually, one of the guys invited one of the girls to a party he was throwing.
The girl realized that there would probably be more women at this party, so she took her lesbian friend and went to the party with this guy.
The party was massive, and there were plenty of girls, the only problem was that all of the girls weren't lesbian.
They asked everyone, but everyone denied them, so they decided to ask the guys if they knew any lesbians.
One of the guys told them that his best friend in college was lesbian, and that she was in town.
The two girls were desperate so they decided to go and find her.
They went to the local library and spent hours looking up who she was and where she could be.
Eventually they found her facebook account, stalked her photos and found out where she lived.
They drove straight to the girl's house and knocked on the door.
A massive dude comes to the door and asks what the girls want.
The girls tell them that they are looking for a lesbian girl who lives there.
The guy says that she just left to go to a party, the same party that they had just came from.
The girls were furious that they wasted all this time trying to get to the girl when she ended up being at the party that they just attended.
So, the girls drove back to the party, and there were all new people there.
They went through asking everyone if they knew where this girl was, but no one knew.
They eventually found the guy that originally told them of the lesbian girl and he said that she was in line for him to get punch.
The girls go to find her and realize that there was no punch line. confused
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Reply #1 posted 11/21/14 1:14am

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ha! ha! Got it!

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Reply #2 posted 11/21/14 2:25am

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Poor girls. All that trouble for nothing! bawl
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Reply #3 posted 11/21/14 7:56am

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Reply #4 posted 11/21/14 9:09am

morningsong

lol Talk about a dead end. Still laughed.
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Reply #5 posted 11/21/14 10:56am

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