Love it! That's a good one

Had to think about it for a sec... I was still stuck on the being 'goofy' part.

A man at work calls home and his 8 years old daughter picks the phone: “Hi honey,this is daddy.Is mommy near the phone?” “No daddy she is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.” The little girl quipped. “After a brief pause daddy says,“But honey you haven’t got an uncle Paul!” “Oh yes I do,and he is upstairs in the room with mommy right now.” Brief pause,“Uh okay then,this is what I want you to do:put the phone down on the table,run upstairs,knock on the bedroom door,and shout to mommy that daddy’s car has just arrived at the gate.” “Ok daddy just a minute….” A while later the little girl comes back to the phone, “Done it daddy. ””What happened honey?” “Well, mommy got scared and jumped out of the bed Unclad,ran round the room screaming,tripped over,and knocked her head on the staircase,now she is not moving at all.” “What about Uncle Paul?” asked Dad. He jumped out the window into the swimming pool,but I guess he didn’t know you emptied the water last week. He hit the bottom and I think he’s dead.” After a really long pause this time… Daddy says,“Swimming pool,but we don’t have a swimming pool! Is this 486-5731?” “No,this is 486-5713” “Sorry wrong number….!!!!!!!

after waitin a couple of hours for her husband to come take her xmass shoppin.

the wife decided to call his cellphone and give him a pice of her mind.

he answers "hello" and she says "WHERE ARE YOU?"

in a low voice he tells her "you remember a few years back we went into this jewelry

store to get out the rain and you saw this beautiful necklace we couldn't afford,

but i told you that one day i would get it for you?"

with tears of joy in her eyes and the biggest smile on her face she said " yes my love, i do."

the husband says "well, i'm in this bar right next door to it"

[Edited 11/12/14 20:11pm]