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Thread started 10/02/14 11:39pm

funkpill

Two Hunters Are Out In The Woods When One Of Them Collapses

He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what? confused
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Reply #1 posted 10/02/14 11:57pm

Dancelot

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hehe, this was voted as best joke of all time in some research a few years ago

Vanglorious... this is protected by the red, the black, and the green. With a key... sissy!
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Reply #2 posted 10/02/14 11:59pm

Dancelot

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Vanglorious... this is protected by the red, the black, and the green. With a key... sissy!
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Reply #3 posted 10/03/14 12:52am

wildgoldenhone
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lol Hahaha so stupid... lol

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Reply #4 posted 10/03/14 3:50am

KingBAD

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lol lol lol lol

lol lol lol lol

lol lol lol lol

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE...
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Reply #5 posted 10/03/14 4:31am

XxAxX

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doh! lol

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Reply #6 posted 10/03/14 6:25am

morningsong

lol
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Reply #7 posted 10/03/14 7:11am

luv4u

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omg!! falloff

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Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture!
REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince
"I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben
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Reply #8 posted 10/03/14 9:20am

chocolate1

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The kids are taking a test, so I jumped on here... lurking

I almost laughed out loud! spit

Happy Friday!

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"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #9 posted 10/03/14 3:40pm

paintedlady

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lol

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Reply #10 posted 10/03/14 4:10pm

JoeTyler

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

tinkerbell
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Reply #11 posted 10/05/14 1:50am

ThisOne

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mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus
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Reply #12 posted 10/06/14 5:58am

PurpleJedi

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falloff

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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