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Donald Duck And Daisy Duck Were Spending The Night Together In A Hotel Room And Donald Wanted To Have Sex With Daisy The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?" Donald frowned and said, "No." Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex.
"Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested.
So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.
"Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.
The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put them on your bill?"
"Thit No!" Donald quacked, "I'll thuffocate!" | |
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i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... 
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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Good one! | |
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What tha duck? [Edited 9/12/14 14:14pm] | |
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for a cartoon duck Daisy hot! I would so like to disappoint her her in bed! "Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!" |
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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0 | |
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mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! |
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What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gag! What are you outraged about today? CNN has not told you yet? | |
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SuperFurryAnimal said: What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gag!  mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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OMG!! 
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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Funniest shit I have ever seen. A syncopated disco song with quacking and Donald Duck style voices and the duck costumes are just tragic. No expense spared there and the girls singers had very short dresses. [Edited 9/13/14 22:08pm] Got some kind of love for you, and I don't even know your name | |
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RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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