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A Man Told His Paralyzed Girlfriend That He Was Leaving Her
She couldn't stand to see him go...
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Reply #1 posted 08/08/14 12:09am
purplethunder3
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Oh, dear.  "Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0 |
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Reply #2 posted 08/08/14 4:25am
chocolate1 
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"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."
-Cher, "Woman's World" |
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Reply #4 posted 08/08/14 6:20am
ThisOne |
mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus |
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Reply #5 posted 08/08/14 6:20am
ThisOne |
Dontgo said: Lol at least it was clean  mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus |
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Reply #6 posted 08/08/14 6:20am
PurpleJedi 
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! |
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Reply #7 posted 08/08/14 7:22am
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LOL. That kind of reminds me of this guy:
A girl who had been through several bad relationships placed an ad that said: "Wanted - a good man that won't beat me, won't run around on me, and is incredible in bed".
The next day her doorbell rang. She opened it up and was surprised to see an armless and legless man at her doorstep. "Can I help you?" she asked.
"I'm here about your ad," he said. "There must be some nistake," replied the woman.
"Oh no," said the armless, legless man. "You said you wanted a man that won't beat you. Well as you can see, I have no arms so I will never hit you. And you said you wanted a man that wouldn't run out on you and again, as you can see I have no legs so I can't ever run away".
"But...what about the last part?" asked the girl.
The man smiled and said, "How do you think I rang your doorbell?" |
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Reply #8 posted 08/08/14 9:37am
purplethunder3
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RodeoSchro said:
LOL. That kind of reminds me of this guy:
A girl who had been through several bad relationships placed an ad that said: "Wanted - a good man that won't beat me, won't run around on me, and is incredible in bed".
The next day her doorbell rang. She opened it up and was surprised to see an armless and legless man at her doorstep. "Can I help you?" she asked.
"I'm here about your ad," he said. "There must be some nistake," replied the woman.
"Oh no," said the armless, legless man. "You said you wanted a man that won't beat you. Well as you can see, I have no arms so I will never hit you. And you said you wanted a man that wouldn't run out on you and again, as you can see I have no legs so I can't ever run away".
"But...what about the last part?" asked the girl.
The man smiled and said, "How do you think I rang your doorbell?"
"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0 |
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Reply #9 posted 08/08/14 11:05am
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oh geez 
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture!
REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince
"I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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Reply #14 posted 08/13/14 11:25am
KingBAD 
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Hehehe i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... |
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