Toss up for me between Cartman and Stewie

Stewie by a longshot. Cartman is hilarious. Bart...I never understood the fascination.

I gotta go with Cartman.

Easily Cartmen. This isn't even a contest.








Love'em all though. Cool thread.

Bart. I can't stand South Park or 97% of it's viewers. Unfortunately I can't post the best video clips of him since they get taken down from youtube immediately (like the scene in "The Last Temptation of Krust" where he is impersonating Marge in front of the whole family). But here's one from a few years ago that I loved.

Stewie's the baddest but Cartman would scare me the most.

RodeoSchro said:

Bart was an original TV cartoon brat and he was fantastic in his heyday (80's) but...

then came Stewie & Cartman, both Sociopaths in their own right... I mean Cartman fed that one kid his own Parents and then licked his tears!!!

I know Stewie has done some monstrous shit too, just can't recall a specific instance... anyone care to enlighten the thread??

All in all they are all fantastic!

RenHoek said:

Bart was an original TV cartoon brat and he was fantastic in his heyday (80's) but...

then came Stewie & Cartman, both Sociopaths in their own right... I mean Cartman fed that one kid his own Parents and then licked his tears!!!

I know Stewie has done some monstrous shit too, just can't recall a specific instance... anyone care to enlighten the thread??

All in all they are all fantastic!

I think in one episode Stewie liked his baby sitter , then she brought over her boyfriend (which Stewie did not like) I think Stewie then knocked the boyfriend out and put him in the trunk of a car (not sure) At the end of the episode he ended up dying. So Stewie and Cartman ended up killing some one (directly or indirectly) but Bart has not.

Besides killing Scott Tenorman's parents and feeding them to him, Cartman has pioneered crack baby basketball, given Kyle AIDS, ended peace in the middle east, harassed at least two people into killing themselves... I think he's pretty unbeatable for sheer villainy.

Stewie--he so reminds me of this infamous villain...

Stewie.

The kid would kill his mother if it suited his purposes.

Cartman would never kill his mother.

all of them are despicble, fuck em

Cartman is nothing more than an spoiled fat brat who will grow to be a MAJOR asshole

Stewie is a non-realistic mess, I can't take that character seriously since it's not based on reality

Bart Simpson, ugh, a nobody who thinks he's somebody

Cartman: He murdured a kid's parents and made them into chile and got the son to eat it....

Please!

Bart is the blueprint!

CynicKill said:

Please!

Bart is the blueprint!

Bart has no ambition and Stewie no follow through...

BobGeorge909 said:

Bart aint much more than a prankster. Stewie's evil orbits around a single subject...Mommy, the death of. Cartman however, is a about maximizin any kind of good feeling or pleasurable experience. Maximum impact is usually assisted by the degree of which others are having bad feelings, or unpleasurable to disgusting experiences. Has employed death to achieve his goals and isn't above employing death in the future as well. Aside from the above, also has a penchant for tea parties and kareoking bubblegum pop. Whining, sniveling, and begging always are ON the table. A narcissistic psychopath, ANYthing is on the table of sacrifice if it will garner him even the slightest of pleasures, A disproportionate pleasure:sacrafice ratio alone itself heightning the degree of pleasure. If the govt was smart, he'd b on a no-fly list [Edited 8/2/14 4:26am]

if the Government was smart He'd be on the payroll!

OnlyNDaUsa said:

Cartmen killed his father and fed his remains to his half-brother. Nothing else needs to be said

Bart might not be the biggest badass of this bunch but he has what the others don't: Middle-schoolboy insight. It makes him the best character by far.

aardvark15 said:

Cartmen killed his father and fed his remains to his half-brother. Nothing else needs to be said

Huh No! His mom is his dad. That was Scott Terderman or something an older kid that made catrman eat his pubis or something.... And there was something about Megadeath or Primus? And trying to get a horse to bite his dick off...

CynicKill said:

Bart might not be the biggest badass of this bunch but he has what the others don't: Middle-schoolboy insight. It makes him the best character by far.

hey at least cartman has aged a little... last I recall he was in the 4th grade.

OnlyNDaUsa said:

aardvark15 said:

Cartmen killed his father and fed his remains to his half-brother. Nothing else needs to be said

Huh No! His mom is his dad. That was Scott Terderman or something an older kid that made catrman eat his pubis or something.... And there was something about Megadeath or Primus? And trying to get a horse to bite his dick off...

Somebody hasn't seen 200 and 201.....

aardvark15 said:

OnlyNDaUsa said:

Huh No! His mom is his dad. That was Scott Terderman or something an older kid that made catrman eat his pubis or something.... And there was something about Megadeath or Primus? And trying to get a horse to bite his dick off...

Somebody hasn't seen 200 and 201.....

Can you refresh my memory. Is that the Episode where Tom Cruz untied all those Hollywood stars?? I know Scott Terderman did came back in a later episode.

kpowers said:

aardvark15 said:

Somebody hasn't seen 200 and 201.....

Can you refresh my memory. Is that the Episode where Tom Cruz untied all those Hollywood stars?? I know Scott Terderman did came back in a later episode.

Cruise gets pissed at the boys for making fun of him and gets 200 other celebrities the show's made of to team up with him and they create a lawsuit against South Park. Tom says the only way he'll drop the lawsuit is if he meets Muhammed (the celebs only want him so they can take his power of being immune to ridicule ). South Park doesn't know what to do because they don't want terrorists attacking. South Park hides Muhammed in a bear costume so his face doesn't cause a terrorist attack but right before giving him to the celebrities, a bomb the gingers planted explodes. They demand that South Park give them Muhammed or else they'll blow up the town and so they hand him over. The pissed celebs release Mecha-Streisand to try to get back Muhammed. The Super Best Friends save the day by having Krishna turn into Neil Diamond who sings a duet with Streisand . However the gingers have taken both Cartman and Muhmmed captive. They agree to share Muhammed with the celebs if they can use the celeb's power transfer machine. Cartman's taken by the gingers to see their leader Scott Tennerman. Scott reveals to Cartman that they have the same father: a member of the Denvor Broncos. This means that Cartman killed his own father and fed him to his half-brother. The Super Best Friends manage to save the day and tell the celebs that Muhammed has no power that prevents him from ridicule, it's just the threat of violence that does it. Sad Tom Cruise wishes he could live somewhere free of ridicule.....the episode ends with his dead body on the moon next to the body of Willzyx.

really good epsiode

[Edited 8/3/14 11:19am]

aardvark15 said:

OnlyNDaUsa said:

Huh No! His mom is his dad. That was Scott Terderman or something an older kid that made catrman eat his pubis or something.... And there was something about Megadeath or Primus? And trying to get a horse to bite his dick off...

Somebody hasn't seen 200 and 201.....

oh i did forget about that!

wtching now

[Edited 8/3/14 12:18pm]

aardvark15 said:

kpowers said:

Can you refresh my memory. Is that the Episode where Tom Cruz untied all those Hollywood stars?? I know Scott Terderman did came back in a later episode.

Cruise gets pissed at the boys for making fun of him and gets 200 other celebrities the show's made of to team up with him and they create a lawsuit against South Park. Tom says the only way he'll drop the lawsuit is if he meets Muhammed (the celebs only want him so they can take his power of being immune to ridicule ). South Park doesn't know what to do because they don't want terrorists attacking. South Park hides Muhammed in a bear costume so his face doesn't cause a terrorist attack but right before giving him to the celebrities, a bomb the gingers planted explodes. They demand that South Park give them Muhammed or else they'll blow up the town and so they hand him over. The pissed celebs release Mecha-Streisand to try to get back Muhammed. The Super Best Friends save the day by having Krishna turn into Neil Diamond who sings a duet with Streisand . However the gingers have taken both Cartman and Muhmmed captive. They agree to share Muhammed with the celebs if they can use the celeb's power transfer machine. Cartman's taken by the gingers to see their leader Scott Tennerman. Scott reveals to Cartman that they have the same father: a member of the Denvor Broncos. This means that Cartman killed his own father and fed him to his half-brother. The Super Best Friends manage to save the day and tell the celebs that Muhammed has no power that prevents him from ridicule, it's just the threat of violence that does it. Sad Tom Cruise wishes he could live somewhere free of ridicule.....the episode ends with his dead body on the moon next to the body of Willzyx.

really good epsiode

[Edited 8/3/14 11:19am]

Ok yeah I saw that one, thanks. Though they did show Muhammed when South Park did the Super Best friends the first time around.