who would win in a han to hand combat

Bond is a spy. Shaft is a cop. I would say Bond

shaft took on a the mob and train africans who were straight killers, i think shaft would give bond a hard time. you saw daniel craig had a hard time with the african assasin until his girl step in.

With all of those chicks Bond has been with, how come he never caught a std or had any kids?

HuMpThAnG said:

With all of those chicks Bond has been with, how come he never caught a std or had any kids?

If the next movie dealt with that, it would be refreshing.

HuMpThAnG said:

With all of those chicks Bond has been with, how come he never caught a std or had any kids?

Well he loves them and leaves them. If he has an STD, he aint talking.

Bonds gadgets are almost as good as mine.

Which Bond? I don't see Moore or Pierce getting themselves dirty in a fight. Connery and Craig sure. STD know better than to fuck with Bond.

lazycrockett said:

Which Bond? I don't see Moore or Pierce getting themselves dirty in a fight. Connery and Craig sure. STD know better than to fuck with Bond.

Don't forget Lazenby and Dalton (Dalton should have done a third movie because there was a 6 year break until Pierce did Bond). Hey don't count out Moore. He fights like Jackie Chan, he will grab stuff around him, kick you off a mountain. It may not be pretty, but it works. Hey he fought Jaws

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HuMpThAnG said:

With all of those chicks Bond has been with, how come he never caught a std or had any kids?

kpowers said:

HuMpThAnG said:

With all of those chicks Bond has been with, how come he never caught a std or had any kids?

Well he loves them and leaves them. If he has an STD, he aint talking.

Well, he never had time to put on a condom

HuMpThAnG said:

kpowers said:

Well he loves them and leaves them. If he has an STD, he aint talking.

Well, he never had time to put on a condom

it's automatic... as soon as his dick goes hard it's covered in a protective membrane... gotta love those spy gadgets

MoBettaBliss said:

HuMpThAnG said:

Well, he never had time to put on a condom

it's automatic... as soon as his dick goes hard it's covered in a protective membrane... gotta love those spy gadgets

folks, don't underestimate Shaft

the Fleming version of Bond was kind of average in fistfights and got captured tons of times because of it; other than Craig and 62-64 Connery (maybe even 95-97 Brosnan), Shaft would kill Bond's ass

James Bond

kpowers said:

lazycrockett said:

Which Bond? I don't see Moore or Pierce getting themselves dirty in a fight. Connery and Craig sure. STD know better than to fuck with Bond.

Don't forget Lazenby and Dalton (Dalton should have done a third movie because there was a 6 year break until Pierce did Bond). Hey don't count out Moore. He fights like Jackie Chan, he will grab stuff around him, kick you off a mountain. It may not be pretty, but it works. Hey he fought Jaws

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And lets not forget that it was Roger Moore's Bond that went throught the blaxploitation experience in Live And Let Die. Because of that alone, I think Bond would give Shaft a hard fought battle.

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MoBettaBliss said:

HuMpThAnG said:

Well, he never had time to put on a condom

it's automatic... as soon as his dick goes hard it's covered in a protective membrane... gotta love those spy gadgets

You know that shit isn't too far fetched either!

missfee said:

MoBettaBliss said:

it's automatic... as soon as his dick goes hard it's covered in a protective membrane... gotta love those spy gadgets

You know that shit isn't too far fetched either!

MoBettaBliss said:

HuMpThAnG said:

Well, he never had time to put on a condom

it's automatic... as soon as his dick goes hard it's covered in a protective membrane... gotta love those spy gadgets

Thats pretty much how the Bat-Condom works

Bond. But shaft has the better music score.

kewlschool said:

Bond. But shaft has the better music score.

Gonna go with Bond with the better music score