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Thread started 06/25/14 7:06am

Schubert

Have you ever farted in public?

Share your experiences!

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Reply #1 posted 06/25/14 7:23am

kiasheri

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fart fart fart fart fart

what did eve's farts smell like???

heavenly razz

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Reply #2 posted 06/25/14 7:35am

Schubert

kiasheri said:

fart fart fart fart fart

what did eve's farts smell like???

heavenly razz

lol

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Reply #3 posted 06/25/14 3:14pm

Revolution

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Well....one time I was in the office, thinking I was by myself for a minute. I let one rip. When I tell u it could have peeled paint from the walls, I wouldn't be lying. I offended myself. I had to leave. At the door, I ran into a co worker going in. I had to confess. She said " it's ok, I live with my husband"...and she stepped in
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Reply #4 posted 06/25/14 8:00pm

Hudson

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other than church in school, I've sneezed several times while waiting in line which leads to you know.

edit: church [b]and[/b[ schoiol

[Edited 6/25/14 20:01pm]

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Reply #5 posted 06/30/14 9:38am

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of course, you can't always control it, you just have to know how to let it out quietly and quickly remove yourself as the source of the smell.

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1 day years ago in a place called Media play, I went in look for some house music dj compilations, NO ONE was in the store, and I had to. I looked around made sure the coasts were clear and let go, I think I had a big milk shake prior... and all of a suden some 12 yr old kid pops up right next to me reaching into the same area of music. I thought this is a joke, what does this kid know about what I'm listening to. So I said, well he had the whole store to run around in and he decided to come right next to me... smell it kid.

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Reply #6 posted 06/30/14 9:57pm

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I have, and do. Good thing for me, they don't smell. razz

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Reply #7 posted 07/01/14 9:29am

JoeTyler

If I need to fart while I'm walking down the street, I won't hesitate: huge open area + the sound of traffic; but I would never fart in a room, unless it's big and kind of noisy

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Reply #8 posted 07/01/14 12:47pm

Hudson

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I once farted all the way down the slide at a playground. I was the only one laughing when it was done,

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Reply #9 posted 07/01/14 8:03pm

MoBettaBliss

i nearly did at meditation class... lot's of people being silent in a small room.... but fortunately i shit myself and saved myself the embarrassment

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Reply #10 posted 07/01/14 8:26pm

BobGeorge909

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In jr. high school p.e., we had a physical test. So many sit ups and push ups and whatnot. Like most gyms, ours had poor acoustics and things echoed with a certain... veracity. We had a partner hold our feet while we did sit ups. The rest of the story explains itself. With credit due to my partner....he never stopped holding my feet!
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Reply #11 posted 07/06/14 1:20pm

paintedlady

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In highschool (back in the day) I was leaned over on the desk which seated 3 people.

I farted, it was a silent fart, so I acted as if nothing happened. Maritza was siiting next to me.

She taps me on my shoulder and says... "I think one of those Chinese guys in front of us just farted because the fart smells like burnt rice." I didn't have the heart to tell her that I was the guilty party, and since I am a Rican, I ate rice all the time. lol

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Reply #12 posted 07/07/14 11:42am

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I was in school assembly at Primary school and was seated on the floor about four rows from the front. The Headmaster was talking about something when I cocked my leg and let one rip, then instantly looked at Jeremy Bancroft next to me and shouted out "Jeremy!", in a mock disgusted tone. Everyone looked at Jeremy Bancroft and the Headmaster gave him an evil stare, and then carried on talking.

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Reply #13 posted 07/08/14 5:26pm

dJJ

99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%.
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Reply #14 posted 07/08/14 5:44pm

OnlyNDaUsa

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Sometimes I go out JUST to Fart!



But Yeah I do. Sometimes I blame it on others!

Sometimes I will say something from that old SNL skit like "Yeah I farted, y'all jelous?"



"Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!"
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Reply #15 posted 07/08/14 5:49pm

BobGeorge909

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dJJ said:


His show is so damn funny. He interacts with his guest like no other.
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Reply #16 posted 07/08/14 6:49pm

dJJ

OnlyNDaUsa said:

Sometimes I go out JUST to Fart!



But Yeah I do. Sometimes I blame it on others!

Sometimes I will say something from that old SNL skit like "Yeah I farted, y'all jelous?"





Somehow that doesn't surprise me.


99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%.
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