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Thread started 04/18/14 7:19am

funkpill

An 80 Year Old Man Goes For A Physical

All of his tests come back with normal results.
The doctor says "George, everything looks great.
How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"

George replies, 'God and I are tight.
He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof!
The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! the light goes off"

'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife. 'Ethel,' he says, 'George is doing fine!
But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God.
Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! the light goes on in thebathroom, and when he's done, poof! the light goes off?'

'Oh my God!' Ethel exclaims. 'He's pissing in the fridge again! confused
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Reply #1 posted 04/18/14 8:23am

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BUST OUT LAUGHIN!!!

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Reply #2 posted 04/18/14 11:05am

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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #3 posted 04/18/14 11:50am

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lol lol lol lol lol

I want everybody 2 make it in2 PARADISE!!!!!!!
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Reply #4 posted 04/18/14 1:16pm

morningsong

ewww and she didn't notice? lol

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Reply #5 posted 04/18/14 3:35pm

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lol

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Reply #6 posted 04/18/14 7:49pm

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Reply #7 posted 04/19/14 3:57am

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ill lol


"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #8 posted 04/19/14 7:12am

Shyra

falloff Good thing he didn't have to sit down to do his bidness!

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Reply #9 posted 04/19/14 5:31pm

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lol lol lol lol lol lol

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Reply #10 posted 04/19/14 5:44pm

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Reply #11 posted 04/20/14 5:43am

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lol
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