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Thread started 04/04/14 2:36am

funkpill

Three Old Men Are Sitting On A Porch Discussing The Problems They Are Having With Getting Old

The first man says "every day at 7 am I wake up and need to piss, but I just can't.

Try as I might, nothing comes out!"

Then the second man responds "if you think thats bad, every day at 8 am I wake up

and I have to sh*t like a pig. I also can't do anything about it!"

So then the third man replies "you guys think you have it bad,

everyday at 7 I piss like a horse and then at 8 I sh*t like a pig."

His companions are bewildered, and ask him to explain himself.

"What's wrong with that?" they ask. "That sounds perfect!"

"Well you see", says the man, "the problem is I don't wake up until 9!" confused

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Reply #1 posted 04/04/14 2:39am

wildgoldenhone
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lol

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Reply #2 posted 04/04/14 3:35am

chocolate1

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doh! lol

Happy Friday!

hug


"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #3 posted 04/04/14 5:44am

kiasheri

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lol lol lol lol lol razz

I want everybody 2 make it in2 PARADISE!!!!!!!
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Reply #4 posted 04/04/14 5:50am

ThisOne

lol lol lol

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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!

double reaction!!! giggle

mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus
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Reply #5 posted 04/04/14 6:15am

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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #6 posted 04/04/14 7:21am

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lol

canada

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REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince
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Reply #7 posted 04/04/14 8:46pm

Shyra

Ewwww! That nasty ass! lol

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Reply #8 posted 04/04/14 11:58pm

purplethunder3
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razz lol

"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato

https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0
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Reply #9 posted 04/06/14 11:36am

morningsong

lol neutral lol
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Reply #10 posted 04/09/14 10:34am

KingBAD

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I'M LATE!!! clapping
i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
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STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE...
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Reply #11 posted 04/10/14 9:15pm

KingBAD

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i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE...
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