I'm really serious here guys. I have been getting back into my religious roots as of late. I stopped following Buddhism, i disregarded the half Asian in me. Because i realize gaysians are the worst people on earth. So I'm pretending the Asian part doesn't exist... I'm fully a Caucasian now in my mind. Maybe not in blood.... but in my mind fuck it.

I realize it was unhealthy being a homosexual. We have high risk for disease, we eat the ass? i mean wtf. We only care about six packs, they only care about dance music and pop culture. I played football in high school, i like metal, rock, r&b, jazz, grunge, Thai, Japanese etc. WTF? i',m not arguing about which Shitney Spears album is the best. Fuck Madonna and her tired ass. And Michael Jackson may have been one of the spokespeople for homsexuals. But he will never outsell The Beatles or fucking Janet. Janet at least tried metal with Black Cat... Mike was stuck working with shitty guitarists like Eddie Van Halen & fucking Slash. Who the fuck gives a fuck about Eddie Van Halen & Slash?

I'm a man... and all gay men are the fucking same. I can't be a manly fucking man... a body builder and gay too. Gays act only one way... we know this is true. Anybody who thinks otherwise is a twat

Oh, i need to change my name to. Guns N Roses & Van Halen are irrelevant to life now. Everything in my life is dedicated to GOD now. And possibly Stevie Wonder... but only time will tell. I'm proud to say i'm not the disgusting homosexual lifestyle anymore. My life has been totally turned around. So, tell funkandy, vainandy, kcool, and rodeo that I've joined the hetero crew.

And, for all the other homosexuals on the org. I'll be praying for you... Kcool take me out with random Prince giff

What does being Hapa have to do with being Gay?

And when did Michael Jackson become an outspoken Gay Rights activist

And what in Heaven Earth or Hell does Van Hallen & Slash have to do with not being gay?

Have U heard of Bob Paris?

Dude U really should take a step back, I guess someone who is gay will come along and 'help' you

OldFriends4Sale said:

What does being Hapa have to do with being Gay?

And when did Michael Jackson become an outspoken Gay Rights activist

And what in Heaven Earth or Hell does Van Hallen & Slash have to do with not being gay?

Have U heard of Bob Paris?

Dude U really should take a step back, I guess someone who is gay will come along and 'help' you

Hapa? i don't know what that means anymore. Bob Paris? is a homo? then he has sinned. Van halen & Slash are not as good as i thouught they were. Prince is way better... my other new idle is Chad Kroeger.

I can't be going up and destroying peoples guts anymore.. it's against nature. Putting it in the Vagina is what is right.

RodeoSchro said:

OldFriends4Sale said: What does being Hapa have to do with being Gay? And when did Michael Jackson become an outspoken Gay Rights activist And what in Heaven Earth or Hell does Van Hallen & Slash have to do with not being gay? Have U heard of Bob Paris? Dude U really should take a step back, I guess someone who is gay will come along and 'help' you What is today's date?

Apr 2nd in my part of the world

http://24hoursofhappy.com/

Marry me then.

Praise Jesus! Im not the only one to see the error of my ways today. My ass is meant for shittin the richness God brought into me. I've been using it wrong all these years! As a treat you wanna go shootin and horseback ridin? I'll try hard to make it not like Jake Gyllenhal and that other guy from Homo Mountain.

nah, you're more like "I don't wanna hear bout sex until further notice..."

PurpleJedi said:

April Fools!

So does this mean you will no longer think Beyonce and Lady Ga Ga are the second comings of Christ? If so - I'm going to take credit for converting you!!!

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kitbradley said:

So does this mean you will no longer think Beyonce and Lady Ga Ga are the second comings of Christ? If so - I'm going to take credit for converting you!!!

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Sir, i don't pay attention to them. Now Rage Against The Machine, Stevie Wonder, Frank Zappa are the 3rd coming of Christ. Little Richard was the first.

Gunsnhalen said:

kitbradley said:

So does this mean you will no longer think Beyonce and Lady Ga Ga are the second comings of Christ? If so - I'm going to take credit for converting you!!!

[Edited 4/1/14 16:35pm]

Sir, i don't pay attention to them. Now Rage Against The Machine, Stevie Wonder, Frank Zappa are the 3rd coming of Christ. Little Richard was the first.

Well, then you weren't really gay in the first place. You were just going thru a lengthy experimental phase.

Gunsnhalen said:

I'm really serious here guys. I have been getting back into my religious roots as of late. I stopped following Buddhism, i disregarded the half Asian in me. Because i realize gaysians are the worst people on earth. So I'm pretending the Asian part doesn't exist... I'm fully a Caucasian now in my mind. Maybe not in blood.... but in my mind fuck it.

I realize it was unhealthy being a homosexual. We have high risk for disease, we eat the ass? i mean wtf. We only care about six packs, they only care about dance music and pop culture. I played football in high school, i like metal, rock, r&b, jazz, grunge, Thai, Japanese etc. WTF? i',m not arguing about which Shitney Spears album is the best. Fuck Madonna and her tired ass. And Michael Jackson may have been one of the spokespeople for homsexuals. But he will never outsell The Beatles or fucking Janet. Janet at least tried metal with Black Cat... Mike was stuck working with shitty guitarists like Eddie Van Halen & fucking Slash. Who the fuck gives a fuck about Eddie Van Halen & Slash?

I'm a man... and all gay men are the fucking same. I can't be a manly fucking man... a body builder and gay too. Gays act only one way... we know this is true. Anybody who thinks otherwise is a twat

Oh, i need to change my name to. Guns N Roses & Van Halen are irrelevant to life now. Everything in my life is dedicated to GOD now. And possibly Stevie Wonder... but only time will tell. I'm proud to say i'm not the disgusting homosexual lifestyle anymore. My life has been totally turned around. So, tell funkandy, vainandy, kcool, and rodeo that I've joined the hetero crew.

And, for all the other homosexuals on the org. I'll be praying for you... Kcool take me out with random Prince giff

umm didnt u realize cauc-asian HAS asain....

I just wanna say pussy is the greatest thing god ever created.

btw? i'm pretty sure that's not even prince in that clip.

Gunsnhalen said:

I'm really serious here guys. I have been getting back into my religious roots as of late. I stopped following Buddhism, i disregarded the half Asian in me. Because i realize gaysians are the worst people on earth. So I'm pretending the Asian part doesn't exist... I'm fully a Caucasian now in my mind. Maybe not in blood.... but in my mind fuck it.

I realize it was unhealthy being a homosexual. We have high risk for disease, we eat the ass? i mean wtf. We only care about six packs, they only care about dance music and pop culture. I played football in high school, i like metal, rock, r&b, jazz, grunge, Thai, Japanese etc. WTF? i',m not arguing about which Shitney Spears album is the best. Fuck Madonna and her tired ass. And Michael Jackson may have been one of the spokespeople for homsexuals. But he will never outsell The Beatles or fucking Janet. Janet at least tried metal with Black Cat... Mike was stuck working with shitty guitarists like Eddie Van Halen & fucking Slash. Who the fuck gives a fuck about Eddie Van Halen & Slash?

I'm a man... and all gay men are the fucking same. I can't be a manly fucking man... a body builder and gay too. Gays act only one way... we know this is true. Anybody who thinks otherwise is a twat

Oh, i need to change my name to. Guns N Roses & Van Halen are irrelevant to life now. Everything in my life is dedicated to GOD now. And possibly Stevie Wonder... but only time will tell. I'm proud to say i'm not the disgusting homosexual lifestyle anymore. My life has been totally turned around. So, tell funkandy, vainandy, kcool, and rodeo that I've joined the hetero crew.

And, for all the other homosexuals on the org. I'll be praying for you... Kcool take me out with random Prince giff

helllooooo!

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AborshaClinique said:

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That escalated quickly

AborshaClinique said:

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who is that dude?

OnlyNDaUsa said:

AborshaClinique said:

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who is that dude?

Drake.

Gunsnhalen said:

OnlyNDaUsa said:

who is that dude?

Drake.

Oh I thought Lil Wane has a chemical peel

Dave1992 said:

I certainly hope that's only some sort of a joke...

Considering he posted it on April 1st, what you think?

I would have totally bought this if you'd disowned Nirvana and blamed them for the ruination of rock and roll!

RodeoSchro said:

I would have totally bought this if you'd disowned Nirvana and blamed them for the ruination of rock and roll!

I think that was implied.

Timmy84 said:

I suppose anything goes when it comes to April foolishness, but even so...the original post here was a real mish-mash of a narcissistic mess...how many times can one say 'gay' or 'homosexual' in one post, do you reckon?

One good way to vent, in a 'passive-aggressive', kinda way, is to frame personal opinions in the form of a 'joke' of course.

A balanced, sane, adult discussion of (for example) heterosexuality / homosexuality minus the stereotypes is available if anyone wants it...matter of fact it's about time I started a few threads about a few topical issues...

Hoping my threads'll be better than a self-pitying, "I'll be inconsiderate to others, mock 'God' and religion, but I don't care'...lament.

Correction: my mistake...not a lament...Gunsnhalen's initial post here was an April Fool's 'joke'...nothing more.

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