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Thread started 02/06/14 10:43pm

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A Man Was Visiting His Wife In Hospital Where She Has Been In A Coma For Several Weeks

On this visit he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her.

On doing this she lets out a sigh.

The man runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a good sign and suggests he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction.

The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this brings a moan.

From this, the doctor suggests that the man should go in and try oral sex,

saying he will wait outside as it is a personal act and he doesn't want the man to be embarrassed.

The man goes in then comes out about five minutes later, white as a sheet and tells the doctor his wife is dead. The doctor asks what happened to which the man replies: "She choked." confused

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Reply #1 posted 02/06/14 11:21pm

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neutral lol What a dummy.


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Reply #2 posted 02/07/14 3:10am

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lol

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Reply #3 posted 02/07/14 5:55am

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lol lol lol lol lol razz

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Reply #4 posted 02/07/14 6:57am

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OH SHIT, IT'S FRIDAY!!!!

this has been some week eek

YAY funkpill!!!

i am KING BAD!!!
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Reply #5 posted 02/07/14 7:22am

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Reply #6 posted 02/07/14 7:37am

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doh! lol

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Reply #7 posted 02/07/14 9:09am

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eek lol

Happy Friday!

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Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

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Reply #8 posted 02/07/14 9:40am

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She Don't Speak..But She Remembers
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Reply #9 posted 02/07/14 2:16pm

KingBAD

A week after his wife left him, Jim went out to the local watering hole. After a long evening of drinking, Jim was thrown out of the bar as usual. On his way home he spotted a nun walking down the road. After looking at her twice he ran over and tackled her, then proceeded to beat the living daylights out of her. Some people passing by spotted this and called the police. As the police were pulling him away in handcuffs he looked back and said, "I thought you'd be tougher than that, Batman."

Read more at http://funnyjunknmore.lolspotsarticles.com/1922355-whoa-10-super-sad-batmans?p=1#JHpiDexd423LO5Lp.99

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i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
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Reply #10 posted 02/11/14 1:54pm

KingBAD

A Biker walks into a bar, he takes a seat at the bar and growls:
"Bartender! Get me a drink!" The bartender obliges, and the biker scarfs down the drink. Slamming the glass down on the bar, he growls:

"Bartender! Get me another!" The bartender pours him another drink. After a few more rounds, the bartender attempts some conversation:

"Sir, he says, it seems that you're visibly upset. What's the problem?" The biker looks at him and snorts:

"I just went home and caught my ol' lady screwing my best friend!"

"Oh man," says the bartender, that's rough... "What did you do?" The biker says:

"Well, I grabbed her by the hair, threw her out nekkid, threw her clothes out after her, and told her never EVER to come back."

"Wow," says the bartender in awe: "That's tough man, what did you do to your friend?"

"Well," says the biker, "I marched right back upstairs, I grabbed HIM by the scruff of the neck, and I said: BAD DOG."
Read more at http://opinionatedme.lolspotsarticles.com/1719052-16-hilarious-pictures-of-bikers-in-their-true-elem?p=1#gri5OBhAqxV6btH5.99
A Biker walks into a bar, he takes a seat at the bar and growls:
"Bartender! Get me a drink!" The bartender obliges, and the biker scarfs down the drink. Slamming the glass down on the bar, he growls:

"Bartender! Get me another!" The bartender pours him another drink. After a few more rounds, the bartender attempts some conversation:

"Sir, he says, it seems that you're visibly upset. What's the problem?" The biker looks at him and snorts:

"I just went home and caught my ol' lady screwing my best friend!"

"Oh man," says the bartender, that's rough... "What did you do?" The biker says:

"Well, I grabbed her by the hair, threw her out nekkid, threw her clothes out after her, and told her never EVER to come back."

"Wow," says the bartender in awe: "That's tough man, what did you do to your friend?"

"Well," says the biker, "I marched right back upstairs, I grabbed HIM by the scruff of the neck, and I said: BAD DOG."
Read more at http://opinionatedme.lolspotsarticles.com/1719052-16-hilarious-pictures-of-bikers-in-their-true-elem?p=1#gri5OBhAqxV6btH5.99
i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
"KingBAD, well you are just a troll" (an emotional fan)
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Reply #11 posted 02/11/14 2:01pm

KingBAD

Walking down the street, a man hears a voice: "Stop! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down and kill you."

The man stopped; a big brick fell in front of him. The astonished man continued walking to the cross walk.

The voice shouted, "Stop! If you take one more step, a car will run over you and you will die."

The man stood still; a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.

"Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"

"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.

"Oh yeah?" the man asked. "Where the hell were you when I got married last week?"
Read more at http://infaptuation.lolspotsarticles.com/2530670-lol-13-funny-marriage-memes?p=1#keEHRIlSjc5YYwU8.99
i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
"KingBAD, well you are just a troll" (an emotional fan)
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Reply #12 posted 02/11/14 2:39pm

HuMpThAnG

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BADD!!! clapping

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Reply #13 posted 02/12/14 5:51am

KingBAD

A man and his pet spider walk into a bar. It's about 5pm, but they're ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other. Finally, the bartender says: "Last call." So, the man says, "One more for me... and one more for my spider." The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the spider falls over dead. The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave. The bartender, yells: "Hey buddy, you can't just leave that lyin' there." To which the man replies: "That's not a lion, that's a spider."
Read more at http://bouncesback.lolspotsarticles.com/2062271-omg-14-epic-spider-pics?p=1#xT6efyRYgixdXaFX.99
i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
"KingBAD, well you are just a troll" (an emotional fan)
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Reply #14 posted 02/14/14 5:51am

paintedlady

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lol Happy Friday!

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Reply #15 posted 02/14/14 3:43pm

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eek lol

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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