Being as how this is a foregone conclusion I almost didn't bother posting it...but for those living in caves, here you go;

Scarlett Johansson Crowned Sexiest Woman Alive By Esquire … Again!

Scarlett Johansson has been named Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive — again!

"I'm the only woman to win twice right?" the "Don Jon" star asks the magazine, which gave her the same honor back in 2006. "You know, I gotta hustle. I'm a 28-year-old woman in the movie business, right? Pretty soon the roles you're offered all become mothers. Then they just sort of stop. I have to hedge against that with work-theater, producing; this thing with Esquire."

The actress has definitely been keeping herself busy. In between films, Johansson got engaged to French journalist Romain Dauriac over the summer.

"I didn't think I was a jealous person until I started dating my current, my one-and-only," the sexy star reveals. "I think maybe in the past I didn't have the same kind of investment. Not that I liked my partner less, I just wasn't capable of it or caring that much."

[eidted for compliance]

All jealousy aside, Scarlett is excited to take the plunge again, and it sounds like she's going to have plenty of time to do a little wedding planning.

"I'm taking a month-long vacation," she reveals. " But I'm not going anywhere, which just makes it more of a staycation. There's luxury in being near home. When you spend a lot of time, like I do, just standing around and waiting, or being moved from place to place, every minute gets consumed by something someone else has set up for you.

Full story HERE

I have nothing whatsoever against Scarlett, think she's very attractive, etc, etc...

But in the photo on the right (above)...

...she looks like if you asked her a question she would respond with a slight smile, and a drugged-out "Heh...whaaaaa?..."

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Byron said:

I have nothing whatsoever against Scarlett, think she's very attractive, etc, etc...

But in the photo on the right (above)...

...she looks like if you asked her a question she would respond with a slight smile, and a drugged-out "Heh...whaaaaa?..."

Stop it, I'm at work and can't focus now...

How did I know.

you go, Jo!

I'm waiting for the eventual posts from women saying she isn't sexy and is a butterface. Those posts are funny.

morningsong said:

How did I know.

XxAxX said:

you go, Jo!

sexton said:

I'm waiting for the eventual posts from women saying she isn't sexy and is a butterface. Those posts are funny.

tinaz said:

^^ SHUT UP!! She is a butterface!!! I will give you her body is a total wet dream, but I cant stand her face!!! Her nose/mouth combo look funny to me!

nsfw

http://www.celebjihad.com...shower-pic

she looks stoned in a sexy way

God knows I'd her

and I'd love to look into her eyes while giving me a bj

what a classy post

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PurpleJedi said:

tinaz said:

^^ SHUT UP!! She is a butterface!!! I will give you her body is a total wet dream, but I cant stand her face!!! Her nose/mouth combo look funny to me!

I'd like to add another fishslap on to that!

She's super hot! I mean, no Rosario Dawson, sure.. but super hot face and body!

Can't deny she is one of the sexiest out there

Byron said:

tinaz said:

^^ SHUT UP!! She is a butterface!!! I will give you her body is a total wet dream, but I cant stand her face!!! Her nose/mouth combo look funny to me!

thekidsgirl said:

PurpleJedi said:

I'd like to add another fishslap on to that!

She's super hot! I mean, no Rosario Dawson, sure.. but super hot face and body!

Rosario should have won it

tinaz said:

^^ SHUT UP!! She is a butterface!!! I will give you her body is a total wet dream, but I cant stand her face!!! Her nose/mouth combo look funny to me!

BlackAdder7 said:

tinaz said:

^^ SHUT UP!! She is a butterface!!! I will give you her body is a total wet dream, but I cant stand her face!!! Her nose/mouth combo look funny to me!

Um...do women have wet dreams? :box:

of course they do! but rarely over butterfaces

ZombieKitten said:

thekidsgirl said:

I'd like to add another fishslap on to that!

She's super hot! I mean, no Rosario Dawson, sure.. but super hot face and body!

Rosario should have won it

But the actual name of the contest is "Sexiest Woman Alive (that's in a big hit movie right now)"

ZombieKitten said:

thekidsgirl said:

I'd like to add another fishslap on to that!

She's super hot! I mean, no Rosario Dawson, sure.. but super hot face and body!

Rosario should have won it

Always

NDRU said:

ZombieKitten said:

Rosario should have won it

But the actual name of the contest is "Sexiest Woman Alive (that's in a big hit movie right now)"

She had a non-hit movie out last spring. that should be good enough to qualify

scarlett is gorgeous

thekidsgirl said:

NDRU said:

But the actual name of the contest is "Sexiest Woman Alive (that's in a big hit movie right now)"

She had a non-hit movie out last spring. that should be good enough to qualify

with full frontal nudity, beat that!

ZombieKitten said:

thekidsgirl said:

She had a non-hit movie out last spring. that should be good enough to qualify

with full frontal nudity, beat that!

Scarlett is so hot, she doesn't need to take her clothes off to be sexy.

She radiates a delightful, magical and mesmerizing sexiness.

She is the definition of sexy.


And yes, girls have wet dreams about Scarlett!

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ZombieKitten said:

thekidsgirl said:

She had a non-hit movie out last spring. that should be good enough to qualify

with full frontal nudity, beat that!

Oh, I'll beat it!

sexton said:

BobGeorge909 said:

What movie r we talking about.

Way back when, rosario was in "kids" talking about how when nutt gets in your mouth you can't get it out and u can always feel the spermeys wiggling around...or summin like that....ewwww.

I don't know. I haven't seen any movie with Rosario Dawson nude.