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we all know the TRUTH  | |
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He has transcended to a higher plane... A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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Dear Imago,
I am not sure why you have been so absent on the Org. Your lack of presence is deeply felt. Perhaps you have found other things in life to entertain you, such as summer camp or daytime television. I have had plenty of time to watch a lot of television and have gleaned some of the best advice from the Lifetime channel ("television for women"). In thinking about your situation, here are some tips you might find useful.
First, you might consider changing your name or going by another alias. In order to get back in touch with your younger self, you might want to add "Lil" to your name. This technique is very useful if you are dealing with mid-life crises. "Lil Imago" or "Lil Amigo" might make you feel younger at heart. If you feel more youthful, perhaps you will find the child-like joy the Org brings once again.
To regain a sense of empowerment, you might substitute a dollar sign for an "s" in your name. This works wonderful if you have an "s" in your name. Just look at Vane$$a, Tri$h, and Bri$tol.
Another thing you might do is go to rehab. This works with many celebrities. You don't actually go to rehab, however. The idea is that you just lay low for awhile. Instead of focusing so much on "going out," you simply and purposely stay in - and perhaps online more. People don't know what they are missing until they are suddenly deprived of it. They will miss you and when you emerge, say, a month later, they will talk about how much you look different, how much weight you lost, and assume you've overcome whatever drove you into "rehab" in the first place. Use it as a "me" time. Just do not leave your own house. Here are some suggestions of things to do while you are away at "rehab."
Clean-out your closets. Oprah says that if you haven't worn something within the last year, it is time to get rid of it. Since you should not leave the house during this time of laying low, you should just put the clothes in black trash bags and let someone else remove them from your house. After all, you haven't missed them in a year, so why bother shedding a tear for throwing them out now.
Practice your cursive writing. In this day and age of computer technology and, in your case, using an iPhone, the act of actually writing anything by hand is becoming a lost art. Use this time to practice signing your name. I practice signing my autograph during months that do not have an 'r' in them. Or maybe that's when you are supposed to re-pot your houseplants, I forget. Have you noticed how overly friendly bank tellers and cashiers have gotten lately? How annoying is that? I just want to cash a check or pay for my grocery items and am instead playing 20 Questions with a stranger who wants to know what I am doing with the rest of my day or weekend. "It's none of your damned business!," I want to reply. Instead, I get back at the overly-efficient checker by painstakingly writing my FULL name on that Etch-a-Sketch thingy very slowly. In true Imago fashion, I figure, this is MY time now - I will take as much of it as I need to in order to write my name. Don't hurry me out the door and you can't intimidate me by your small talk questions!
During your time shut away from the outside world, it is a good time to work on yourself. You might practice your runway walk or rehearse your smizing in the mirror. Or you might try meditation. This was all the rage, like, twenty years ago. I try it and I end up just falling asleep, but you might give it a go and see if it clears your mind. Or, you might use this time to try the Master Cleanse. I googled it and, apparently, all you do is drink a glass of lemonade every 30 minutes. That's all you put in your body, and there's no eating, so I am sure a person can lose a ton of weight.
Have you ever take advantage of those self-improvement courses offered at the local community rec center? They call them Free Universities here. I don't know why they called it a "free" university, because - as I recall - none of the classes were actually free. But maybe they have something like that where you live that you can take advantage of. If you were here, there are two offerings of interest I have recently found that you might enjoy:
011 How to Successfully Own and Operate a Dehumidifier in Your Own Home
"You've heard and read about the benefits of owning a dehumidifier - you may even have friends or loved ones who've owned one. Now, thanks to this Free University workshop, you too can have the confidence and know-how to operate a dehumidifier in your home, and to live in the dehumidified comfort and luxury you've always dreamed of. You'll be instructed in the various methods and techniques of emptying and cleaning your dehumidifier, as well as learning how to establish a maintenance routine. Don't miss this exciting chance to learn about dehumidifiers and to meet other people interested in household appliances."
Vic Barnes is a graduate of Devry College. He has had two dehumidifiers operating simultaneously in his home for 11 years. and is the author of Coping with a Dehumidifier: A Guidebook for Singles and Couples. Materials fee: $2
602 The Joys of Eastern Bloc Cooking
"You don't have to be a professional Eastern European chef to surprise your guests with exotic dishes of the Eastern Bloc countries of Hungary, Bulgaria, Romania, Czechoslovakia, and Poland. Under the guidance of Bulgarian Master Chef Lugamiv Bartok, once a personal chef to Leopold XVIII, you'll learn how to prepare mouth-watering dishes like blood pudding, brains in purple gravy, cabbage tart, goat bucket soup, and the Czech version of pate', a rich frothy mousse made from the marinated spleen of musk ox. You'll sip on Hglechz, the legendary Hungarian turnip-skin wine, while you watch Chef Lugamiv prepare Iron Curtain favorites like Bulgarian bowel cakes, jellied calves' foot, goatwurst, fungus derma, and a magical Romanian casserole made from entrails of animals not allowed in American zoos. And finally, you will sit down with your classmates and dine in northern Balkan splendor on these unique and delicious delights. Bring your appetite!"
Lugamiv Bartock was among Varna's most sought-after brothmeisters, having been declared a national treasure by the Bulgarian king in 1973. She came to America in 1986. Materials fee: $10
I'm not sure any of this will make you feel better, but I sure hope it makes you come back to the Org soon. If you haven't already tried squatting over a hand-mirror to reconnect with your sexual self, just remember that you are still pretty.
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MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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I'm a go
99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%. | |
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All you others say Hell Yea!!  | |
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What??
99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%. | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! |
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99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%. | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! |
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99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%. | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! |
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so where IS he?? you'd think this thread would have drawn him into a reply . .... | |
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I thought this right here would have done it. But it seems his time is occupied elsewhere. hmm. | |
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His profile is gone.
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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0 | |
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not the first, not the last time | |
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for fack's sake people
iaminparties IS imago | |
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99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%. | |
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No, "formerlyknownas" was "purpleunderground." I'm calling 'NOT IT' on this one!
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Maybe he's fallen into The Void again... "Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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Kidnapped and locked up in a Bangkok Ladyboys dungeon. Probly. | |
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Wait.
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he's here, the guy has multiple accounts, you already knew that | |
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