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Thread started 07/19/13 2:44am

funkpill

A Guy Walks Into A Bar And Orders 6 Shooters

The bartender says, "Looks like you are having a bad day."
The guy says, "Am I ever! To start, I woke up late for work.

On my way to work I got in an accident.

When I got to work I was four hours late, so the boss fired me.

Then to top everything off I came home to my wife screwing my best friend."
The bartender says, "What did you say to your wife?"
The guy says, "I told her to get out, and I never want to see her again."

The bartender says, "What did you say to your best friend?"
The guy says, "I said BAD DOG!" confused

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Reply #1 posted 07/19/13 3:51am

chocolate1

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omfg shake

Happy Friday!

hug


*BTW: That one was hard to read.


"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #2 posted 07/19/13 4:13am

ThisOne

Wife was a bitch




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lol
mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus
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Reply #3 posted 07/19/13 5:08am

luv4u

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lol

canada

Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture!
REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince
"I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben
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Reply #4 posted 07/19/13 6:02am

Stymie

falloff

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Reply #5 posted 07/19/13 6:25am

BobGeorge909

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Beastiality is no laughing matter. neutral
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Reply #6 posted 07/19/13 6:25am

BobGeorge909

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BobGeorge909 said:

Beastiality is no laughing matter. neutral



:lol:
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Reply #7 posted 07/19/13 7:38am

HuMpThAnG

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Wife was a bitch smile lol

spit!!!

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Reply #8 posted 07/19/13 8:47am

morningsong

Ooo, yuck. lol
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Reply #9 posted 07/19/13 10:33am

aardvark15

eek neutral disbelief lol
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Reply #10 posted 07/19/13 1:02pm

Shyra

faint

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Reply #11 posted 07/19/13 3:53pm

Nothinbutjoy

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disbelief giggle

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Happy Friday Funkhoney!

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hug martini rose

I'm firmly planted in denial
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Reply #12 posted 07/22/13 11:56am

paintedlady

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lol

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Reply #13 posted 07/23/13 1:48pm

PurpleJedi

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ThisOne said:

Wife was a bitch smile lol


falloff

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #14 posted 07/25/13 10:04am

crazyHorse28

this was good one but also old one smile heart this few times in past 10 years smile

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