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Thread started 11/16/12 6:58pm

flyorra

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TOP TEN THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AS A WOMAN FOR A DAY...

i can't believe i am starting this thread, but i want to know which number of these is true and what you would add to the list.

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.


8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and play with their boobs.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

[Edited 11/16/12 19:09pm]

"who need the exercise"..lol

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Reply #1 posted 11/16/12 7:03pm

Tittypants

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flyorra said:

i can't believe i am starting this thread, but i want to know which number of these is true and what you would add to the list.

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.


8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and play with their boobs.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

You said VAGINA. What does boobs have to do with anything?? You'd just be a guy with a vagina, right? You should say a "If men woke up as a Woman". lol

الحيوان النادلة ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ...AND THAT'S THE WAY THE "TITTY" MILKS IT!
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Reply #2 posted 11/16/12 7:10pm

flyorra

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Tittypants said:

flyorra said:

i can't believe i am starting this thread, but i want to know which number of these is true and what you would add to the list.

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.


8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and play with their boobs.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

You said VAGINA. What does boobs have to do with anything?? You'd just be a guy with a vagina, right? You should say a "If men woke up as a Woman". lol

ok. i changed the title

"who need the exercise"..lol

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Reply #3 posted 11/16/12 8:30pm

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flyorra said:

Tittypants said:

You said VAGINA. What does boobs have to do with anything?? You'd just be a guy with a vagina, right? You should say a "If men woke up as a Woman". lol

ok. i changed the title

lol Cool.

الحيوان النادلة ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ...AND THAT'S THE WAY THE "TITTY" MILKS IT!
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Reply #4 posted 11/17/12 3:08am

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Stare at myself in a mirror for the entire day.

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Reply #5 posted 11/17/12 8:26am

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flyorra said:

i can't believe i am starting this thread, but i want to know which number of these is true and what you would add to the list.

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.


8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and play with their boobs.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

[Edited 11/16/12 19:09pm]

falloff lol lol

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Reply #6 posted 11/17/12 1:38pm

aardvark15

flyorra said:

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.


I can already do this lol

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Reply #7 posted 11/17/12 1:55pm

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I would wear my wife's maternity pants again without fear or mockery. Man those things were comfortable.

All good things they say never last...
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Reply #8 posted 11/17/12 3:39pm

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GottaLetitgo said:

I would wear my wife's maternity pants again without fear or mockery. Man those things were comfortable.


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Reply #9 posted 11/17/12 4:01pm

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GottaLetitgo said:

I would wear my wife's maternity pants again without fear or mockery. Man those things were comfortable.



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