Thread started 11/16/12 6:58pmflyorra |
TOP TEN THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AS A WOMAN FOR A DAY... i can't believe i am starting this thread, but i want to know which number of these is true and what you would add to the list.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and play with their boobs.
1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
[Edited 11/16/12 19:09pm] "who need the exercise"..lol
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Reply #1 posted 11/16/12 7:03pm
Tittypants |
flyorra said:
i can't believe i am starting this thread, but i want to know which number of these is true and what you would add to the list.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and play with their boobs.
1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
You said VAGINA. What does boobs have to do with anything?? You'd just be a guy with a vagina, right? You should say a "If men woke up as a Woman". |
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Reply #2 posted 11/16/12 7:10pm
flyorra |
Tittypants said:
flyorra said:
i can't believe i am starting this thread, but i want to know which number of these is true and what you would add to the list.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and play with their boobs.
1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
You said VAGINA. What does boobs have to do with anything?? You'd just be a guy with a vagina, right? You should say a "If men woke up as a Woman".
ok. i changed the title "who need the exercise"..lol
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Reply #3 posted 11/16/12 8:30pm
Tittypants |
flyorra said:
Tittypants said:
You said VAGINA. What does boobs have to do with anything?? You'd just be a guy with a vagina, right? You should say a "If men woke up as a Woman".
ok. i changed the title
Cool. |
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Reply #4 posted 11/17/12 3:08am
iaminparties |
Stare at myself in a mirror for the entire day. 2014-Year of the Parties |
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Reply #5 posted 11/17/12 8:26am
JoeTyler |
flyorra said:
i can't believe i am starting this thread, but i want to know which number of these is true and what you would add to the list.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and play with their boobs.
1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
[Edited 11/16/12 19:09pm]
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Reply #6 posted 11/17/12 1:38pm
aardvark15 |
flyorra said:
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
I can already do this |
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Reply #7 posted 11/17/12 1:55pm
GottaLetitgo |
I would wear my wife's maternity pants again without fear or mockery. Man those things were comfortable. All good things they say never last... |
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Reply #8 posted 11/17/12 3:39pm
ZombieKitten |
GottaLetitgo said: I would wear my wife's maternity pants again without fear or mockery. Man those things were comfortable. Org gold I'm the mistake you wanna make |
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Reply #9 posted 11/17/12 4:01pm
MrsGoodnight |
GottaLetitgo said: I would wear my wife's maternity pants again without fear or mockery. Man those things were comfortable. I'm not stopping. I haven't even taken my coat off
C'mon and dance while you, while you still have your cherry babe, cherry babe..
www.KerrysCakes.org.uk |
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