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Thread started 09/07/12 12:55am

funkpill

A Man Was Sick And Tired Of Going To Work Every Day

While his wife stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

'Dear Lord:
I go to work every day and put
in 8 hours while my wife
merely stays at home.
I want her to know what
I go through.
So, please allow her body to
switch with mine for a day

God, in his infinite wisdom,
granted the man's wish.


The next morning, sure enough,
the man awoke as a woman..
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
Awakened the kids,

Set out their school clothes,
Fed them breakfast,
Packed their lunches,
Drove them to school,
Came home and picked
up the dry cleaning,
Took it to the cleaners
And stopped at the bank
to make a deposit,

Went grocery shopping,
Then drove home to put
away the groceries,

Paid the bills and balanced
the check book.
He cleaned the cat ' s litter box
and bathed the dog....
Then, it was already 1 P.M.
And he hurried to make the beds,
Do the laundry, vacuum,
Dust, And sweep and mop
the kitchen floor.

Ran to the school to pick up
the kids and got into an argument
with them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and
got the kids organized to do
their homework.
Then, set up the ironing board
and watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling
potatoes and washing
vegetables for salad,
breaded the pork chops
and snapped
fresh beans for supper.

After supper,
He cleaned the kitchen,
Ran the dishwasher,
Folded laundry,
Bathed the kids, And put them to bed.

At 9 P.M. He was exhausted
and, though his daily chores
weren ' t finished, he went to
bed where he was expected to
make love, which he managed
to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke
and immediately knelt by the
bed and said:


Lord, I don ' t know what
I was thinking.
I was so wrong to envy my
wife ' s being able to stay
home all day.
Please, Oh! Please,
let us trade back.. Amen! '

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:

' My son, I feel you have
learned your lesson and
I will be happy to change
things back to the way
they were.
You ' ll just have to wait
nine months, though.
You got pregnant last night. ' confused


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Reply #1 posted 09/07/12 1:02am

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falloff x 276 + 8

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Reply #2 posted 09/07/12 2:32am

chocolate1

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omg

lol

Have a great day!

hug


"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #3 posted 09/07/12 4:26am

XxAxX

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giggle

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Reply #4 posted 09/07/12 4:35am

PurpleJedi

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lol

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #5 posted 09/07/12 6:56am

robertlove

falloff

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Reply #6 posted 09/07/12 9:48am

Nothinbutjoy

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Happy Friday Funkhoney!

hug rose

I'm firmly planted in denial
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Reply #7 posted 09/07/12 10:13am

paisleypark4

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lawd lol

Straight Jacket Funk Affair
Album plays and love for vinyl records.
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Reply #8 posted 09/07/12 10:39am

morningsong

lol

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Reply #9 posted 09/07/12 1:47pm

pippet

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clapping woot! and hahahahahaha...

rose

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Reply #10 posted 09/07/12 2:11pm

paintedlady

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lol

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Reply #11 posted 09/07/12 2:23pm

aardvark15

falloff falloff falloff falloff Best one in awhile

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Reply #12 posted 09/07/12 4:58pm

nursev

Chile...another pregnant man lol
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Reply #13 posted 09/11/12 5:45pm

RenHoek

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BWAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!

:laugh5: :laugh5: :laugh5:

I gotta put that on fbook... that's a classic!!

A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon
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