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Thread started 08/09/12 11:27pm

Tittypants

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Sex & Gassssssssss...........

[And no, I'm not talking about pussy farts per say...but if you've done that, that's cool to discuss too I guess lol]

Have any of you ever passed gas/farted during sex or four-play, or had your lover fart while you two [or however many partners you had @ the time lol] were getting it on? If so, what was the reaction from it? Is that an instant turnoff, or can you get passed that & keep the action going? Especially during oral disbelief lol

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الحيوان النادلة ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ...AND THAT'S THE WAY THE "TITTY" MILKS IT!
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Reply #1 posted 08/09/12 11:40pm

Hudson

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Farting during sex

Okay Women! It's not okay to fart during or after SEX!

Have you ever farted during sex?

I farted after having sex!

The Southwest salad at McDonalds will make anyone fart, several times. You want to see how your partner will react, now you know how.

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Reply #2 posted 08/10/12 12:07am

Analyst

Well I saw some chick cut the cheese at the end of a redtube vid after they were done.

The dude slapped her on the butt and was telling her to push the stuff back out and she was pushing and let a big one rip. I was like : lol lol lol .

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Reply #3 posted 08/10/12 12:14am

kidmelody2012

pretty girls never fart!! 5"s and below do it all the time

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Reply #4 posted 08/10/12 4:53am

JoeTyler

farts during sex? hmmm ok. some people just can't help it, specially during certain positions, I guess it's part of the "fun"...

farts before/after sex? : NO

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Reply #5 posted 08/10/12 5:12am

Analyst

kidmelody2012 said:

pretty girls never fart!! 5"s and below do it all the time

Pretty girls fart too they just have more hangups about it and like to pretend they don't. lol

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Reply #6 posted 08/10/12 9:38am

novabrkr

Finally, we have some REAL TALK on this site.

Yeah, it's hard to avoid completely. Especially if you stay in the bed with the other person for longer periods of time. I don't know how really prude couples are able to even sleep in the same bed. Pretty much the first thing I do when I wake up in the morning is pass some gas, you know?

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Reply #7 posted 08/10/12 11:30am

Timmy84

Well if you fuck in the ass or pussy muscles, you're gonna get farts. Ain't no other way around it! lol

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Reply #8 posted 08/10/12 12:00pm

KingBAD

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I LIKE THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES WHEN THEY DO !!!

i intentionaly blow air in the pussy so it'll blow

then listen to them squeal when they laugh and can't

stop the queefs... ah the good ole days lol

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
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Reply #9 posted 08/10/12 1:47pm

Gunsnhalen

eek

KingBAD said:

I LIKE THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES WHEN THEY DO !!!

i intentionaly blow air in the pussy so it'll blow

then listen to them squeal when they laugh and can't

stop the queefs... ah the good ole days lol

eek eek

I CAN'T lol

Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener

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Reply #10 posted 08/10/12 1:52pm

Timmy84

KingBAD said:

I LIKE THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES WHEN THEY DO !!!

i intentionaly blow air in the pussy so it'll blow

then listen to them squeal when they laugh and can't

stop the queefs... ah the good ole days lol

reading Man this post is like poetry. touched

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Reply #11 posted 08/10/12 1:55pm

AsherFierce

KingBAD said:

I LIKE THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES WHEN THEY DO !!!

i intentionaly blow air in the pussy so it'll blow

then listen to them squeal when they laugh and can't

stop the queefs... ah the good ole days lol

eek

I'm done. faint

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Reply #12 posted 08/10/12 1:57pm

Gunsnhalen

I'm one of ''those people''

That like to pretend people i'm attracted to don't fart or take nasty shits razz

But i'm attractive to guys... and guys take nasty fucking shits lol

Ignorance is bliss sometimes

[Edited 8/10/12 13:57pm]

Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener

All music is shit music and no music is real- gunsnhalen

Datdonkeydick- Asherfierce

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Reply #13 posted 08/10/12 2:10pm

Timmy84

Gunsnhalen said:

I'm one of ''those people''

That like to pretend people i'm attracted to don't fart or take nasty shits razz

But i'm attractive to guys... and guys take nasty fucking shits lol

Ignorance is bliss sometimes

[Edited 8/10/12 13:57pm]

I keep hearing of some folks taking a shit during anal and that ends up with the fucker with shit on his dick. neutral

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Reply #14 posted 08/10/12 2:16pm

Gunsnhalen

Timmy84 said:

Gunsnhalen said:

I'm one of ''those people''

That like to pretend people i'm attracted to don't fart or take nasty shits razz

But i'm attractive to guys... and guys take nasty fucking shits lol

Ignorance is bliss sometimes

[Edited 8/10/12 13:57pm]

I keep hearing of some folks taking a shit during anal and that ends up with the fucker with shit on his dick. neutral

Oh lord i'm not even going there lol

Let me tell you one of my nightmares came true this summer...

On july 4th me & my ex bf got crazy wasted for... the 4th lol

The next day i woke up & this motherfucker was shitting on my carpet eek , i was like uhhhh did you just shit on my carpet? confused eek confused eek confused confused confused confused confused confused confused

He went to the bathroom & threw up after that lol , i was like so grossed out & even though he offered to clean it i had to cause he couldn't stay away from the toilet every 2 seconds.

That was the ultimate ahhhh damn did this really just happen moment for me lol , i was giving him ''shit'' about it when we hungout the other day. And he was saying it was either shit your carpet or shit my pants

I was like.. thai boy that is the worst excuse ever

Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener

All music is shit music and no music is real- gunsnhalen

Datdonkeydick- Asherfierce

Gary Hunts Album Isn't That Good- Soulalive
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Reply #15 posted 08/10/12 2:24pm

AsherFierce

^

Reminds me of the friday nights I used to have in Doncaster.

You know you don gon had a good night when motherfuckers letting out waste both ways. cool

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Reply #16 posted 08/10/12 2:26pm

Timmy84

Gunsnhalen said:

Timmy84 said:

I keep hearing of some folks taking a shit during anal and that ends up with the fucker with shit on his dick. neutral

Oh lord i'm not even going there lol

Let me tell you one of my nightmares came true this summer...

On july 4th me & my ex bf got crazy wasted for... the 4th lol

The next day i woke up & this motherfucker was shitting on my carpet eek , i was like uhhhh did you just shit on my carpet? confused eek confused eek confused confused confused confused confused confused confused

He went to the bathroom & threw up after that lol , i was like so grossed out & even though he offered to clean it i had to cause he couldn't stay away from the toilet every 2 seconds.

That was the ultimate ahhhh damn did this really just happen moment for me lol , i was giving him ''shit'' about it when we hungout the other day. And he was saying it was either shit your carpet or shit my pants

I was like.. thai boy that is the worst excuse ever

Well damn lol

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Reply #17 posted 08/10/12 2:30pm

Gunsnhalen

AsherFierce said:

^

Reminds me of the friday nights I used to have in Doncaster.

You know you don gon had a good night when motherfuckers letting out waste both ways. cool

Everytime when my ex told me he had to shit i usually responded with either

boner killer or no rim jobs for you tonight

Fuck that both ways shit, i'm still going to pretend hot men don't poop

Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener

All music is shit music and no music is real- gunsnhalen

Datdonkeydick- Asherfierce

Gary Hunts Album Isn't That Good- Soulalive
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Reply #18 posted 08/10/12 2:33pm

Gunsnhalen

Timmy84 said:

Gunsnhalen said:

Oh lord i'm not even going there lol

Let me tell you one of my nightmares came true this summer...

On july 4th me & my ex bf got crazy wasted for... the 4th lol

The next day i woke up & this motherfucker was shitting on my carpet eek , i was like uhhhh did you just shit on my carpet? confused eek confused eek confused confused confused confused confused confused confused

He went to the bathroom & threw up after that lol , i was like so grossed out & even though he offered to clean it i had to cause he couldn't stay away from the toilet every 2 seconds.

That was the ultimate ahhhh damn did this really just happen moment for me lol , i was giving him ''shit'' about it when we hungout the other day. And he was saying it was either shit your carpet or shit my pants

I was like.. thai boy that is the worst excuse ever

Well damn lol

That story is tame to most peoples on here i'm sure, that is probably the craziest thing that happened to me all summer.

On a side note... shit dick is one of the GROSSEST thing's confused

It sounds bad, but whenever that has happened. It is hard for me to have sex with the guy for awhile.. cause all i can think about is that eek why can't guys & GALS just buy a douche? they are not expensive & get you all cleaned up.

Oh & someone farting during oral

Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener

All music is shit music and no music is real- gunsnhalen

Datdonkeydick- Asherfierce

Gary Hunts Album Isn't That Good- Soulalive
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Reply #19 posted 08/10/12 3:24pm

Tittypants

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Damn, this thread has turned into some nasty shit falloff.....but I guess it wasn't too clean in the first place shrug lol

الحيوان النادلة ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ...AND THAT'S THE WAY THE "TITTY" MILKS IT!
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Reply #20 posted 08/10/12 3:38pm

lazycrockett

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Dutch Ovens Are HOT!!!

The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything.
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Reply #21 posted 08/10/12 3:41pm

ZombieKitten

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novabrkr said:

Finally, we have some REAL TALK on this site.



Yeah, it's hard to avoid completely. Especially if you stay in the bed with the other person for longer periods of time. I don't know how really prude couples are able to even sleep in the same bed. Pretty much the first thing I do when I wake up in the morning is pass some gas, you know?


You've been on the org for this amount of years but were too shy to say you really just want to talk about farting? razz
I'm the mistake you wanna make
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Reply #22 posted 08/10/12 4:39pm

Gunsnhalen

Tittypants said:

Damn, this thread has turned into some nasty shit falloff.....but I guess it wasn't too clean in the first place shrug lol

You started it sir lol

Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener

All music is shit music and no music is real- gunsnhalen

Datdonkeydick- Asherfierce

Gary Hunts Album Isn't That Good- Soulalive
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Reply #23 posted 08/10/12 4:43pm

Timmy84

Tittypants said:

Damn, this thread has turned into some nasty shit falloff.....but I guess it wasn't too clean in the first place shrug lol

Says the original poster who started a topic called "sex and gasssssssssssss...." geek

Just saying. smile

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Reply #24 posted 08/10/12 5:00pm

XxAxX

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ZombieKitten said:

novabrkr said:

Finally, we have some REAL TALK on this site.

Yeah, it's hard to avoid completely. Especially if you stay in the bed with the other person for longer periods of time. I don't know how really prude couples are able to even sleep in the same bed. Pretty much the first thing I do when I wake up in the morning is pass some gas, you know?

You've been on the org for this amount of years but were too shy to say you really just want to talk about farting? razz

falloff saving the ORG from obscurity. yes indeedy. face tweet just doesn't have this kind of charm lol

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Reply #25 posted 08/10/12 5:31pm

Tittypants

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Timmy84 said:

Tittypants said:

Damn, this thread has turned into some nasty shit falloff.....but I guess it wasn't too clean in the first place shrug lol

Says the original poster who started a topic called "sex and gasssssssssssss...." geek

Just saying. smile

falloff I know...I know.

الحيوان النادلة ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ...AND THAT'S THE WAY THE "TITTY" MILKS IT!
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Reply #26 posted 08/10/12 6:09pm

Hudson

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falloff

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Reply #27 posted 08/10/12 7:13pm

Gunsnhalen

Hudson said:

falloff

i just died falloff

Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener

All music is shit music and no music is real- gunsnhalen

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Gary Hunts Album Isn't That Good- Soulalive
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Reply #28 posted 08/10/12 9:03pm

KingBAD

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i had this lil japanese girl i was with a few years back

shy was a really shy and qwiet type and tiny as fuck

but she loved to fuck, A LOT... one day we were

fuckin and she farted and without skippin a beat she say

"oo, front hole so happy back hole whistle..." lol cool razz eek

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
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Reply #29 posted 08/11/12 12:04am

Timmy84

KingBAD said:

i had this lil japanese girl i was with a few years back

shy was a really shy and qwiet type and tiny as fuck

but she loved to fuck, A LOT... one day we were

fuckin and she farted and without skippin a beat she say

"oo, front hole so happy back hole whistle..." lol cool razz eek

falloff

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