http://www.redorbit.com/n..._teen_fad/

Would you or have you tried it?

It gets you drunk faster and doesnt' upset your stomach.

I just don't get this shit. I really don't. It just seems nasty and unsafe.

For those of you who did it, can you share your experience here? LadyCassanova? XxaxX? Lisa1? Shanti? PurpleJedi? JOhnart?

imago said:

http://www.redorbit.com/n..._teen_fad/

Would you or have you tried it?

It gets you drunk faster and doesnt' upset your stomach.

I just don't get this shit. I really don't. It just seems nasty and unsafe.

For those of you who did it, can you share your experience here? LadyCassanova? XxaxX? Lisa1? Shanti? PurpleJedi? JOhnart?

But for real......wouldn't that burn if you stuck that up your mole hole?

KidaDynamite said:

imago said:

http://www.redorbit.com/n..._teen_fad/

Would you or have you tried it?

It gets you drunk faster and doesnt' upset your stomach.

I just don't get this shit. I really don't. It just seems nasty and unsafe.

For those of you who did it, can you share your experience here? LadyCassanova? XxaxX? Lisa1? Shanti? PurpleJedi? JOhnart?

But for real......wouldn't that burn if you stuck that up your mole hole?

There's only one way to find out.

....by asking LadyCassanova, XxaxX, Lisa1, Shanti, PurpleJedi or Johnart.

KidaDynamite said:

imago said:

http://www.redorbit.com/n..._teen_fad/

Would you or have you tried it?

It gets you drunk faster and doesnt' upset your stomach.

I just don't get this shit. I really don't. It just seems nasty and unsafe.

For those of you who did it, can you share your experience here? LadyCassanova? XxaxX? Lisa1? Shanti? PurpleJedi? JOhnart?

But for real......wouldn't that burn if you stuck that up your mole hole?

Like imago hasn't put one up his mole hole.

kewlschool said:

KidaDynamite said:

But for real......wouldn't that burn if you stuck that up your mole hole?

Like imago hasn't put one up his mole hole.

!

But the prize for Selfless Dedication to Debunkery goes to Huffington Post managing editor Danielle Crittenden, who not only soaked tampons in alcohol to observe what happened, but — with no applicator at all, mind you — inserted one "where it was supposed to go" to see what would happen.

Herewith, an excerpt from Crittenden's report:

It felt like someone had thrown a lit match in there. I began hopping around and breathing in the rapid, short puffs I'd learned in birth classes, so long ago, before I realized I didn't need to breathe like that if I took the epidural....

The burning didn't let up. How long was I supposed to leave it there?!

I waited. And waited. If this was supposed to get me in the mood, it wasn't working. It did get me lying down though, because both standing and sitting proved to be excruciating.

Her conclusion:

If there is any smidgen of effect, it's notional, and probably only psychological. Overall, vodka-in-a-tampon seems a very inefficient, not to mention unpleasant, way to get drunk. I suppose the positive is that there is no danger of a second round. And I can't even imagine trying to do this at a party. You'd be walking around all night looking like you'd wet your pants, with a pleading expression on your face that said: Does anyone have a fire hose?

[Edited 8/2/12 23:30pm]

I would agree with Kewlschool, but based on the latest photo of Imago's man-hole (as provided above), it doesn't seem like there is a tampon big enough to accommodate his special needs.

, Perhaps Imago shouldn't host orgies in his special place if he wishes to conduct scientific experiments such as these in the future- just a suggestion.

Love,

LadyCasanova

LadyCasanova said:

I would agree with Kewlschool, but based on the latest photo of Imago's man-hole (as provided above), it doesn't seem like there is a tampon big enough to accommodate his special needs.

, Perhaps Imago shouldn't host orgies in his special place if he wishes to conduct scientific experiments such as these in the future- just a suggestion.

Love,

LadyCasanova

yall so crazy

imago said:

http://www.redorbit.com/n..._teen_fad/

Would you or have you tried it?

It gets you drunk faster and doesnt' upset your stomach.

I just don't get this shit. I really don't. It just seems nasty and unsafe.

For those of you who did it, can you share your experience here? LadyCassanova? XxaxX? Lisa1? Shanti? PurpleJedi? JOhnart?

Lisa and I used to hang out and drink. We NEVER felt the need to use a vodka tampon to get drunk.

We are old school and get drunk the good old fashioned way.

This is a false story that was one of those things started just to see how far it would go, and it even made it onto a news website!

http://www.snopes.com/risque/kinky/vodka.asp

The reality is that you don't absorb or and digest through the vagina. And a soaked tampon wouldn't be easy to get in there, and the touch of alcohol to the skin there would burn.

You do in your large intestine, and people do put alcohol up their ass (along with other things including medicine, illegal drugs, etc) and get drunk in a bad way.

http://www.seattlepi.com/...165596.php

[Edited 8/3/12 8:11am]

I don't think I can.

No and NO

I only use high quality Vodka for medicinal Tinctures I make

One should never waste a good vodka on a tampon when they can make a homemade vodka pasta.

imago said:

http://www.redorbit.com/n..._teen_fad/

Would you or have you tried it?

It gets you drunk faster and doesnt' upset your stomach.

I just don't get this shit. I really don't. It just seems nasty and unsafe.

For those of you who did it, can you share your experience here? LadyCassanova? XxaxX? Lisa1? Shanti? PurpleJedi? JOhnart?

alas, no naughty ninety proof up the wahzoo for me. i cannot testify.

EmeraldSkies said:

But the prize for Selfless Dedication to Debunkery goes to Huffington Post managing editor Danielle Crittenden, who not only soaked tampons in alcohol to observe what happened, but — with no applicator at all, mind you — inserted one "where it was supposed to go" to see what would happen.

Herewith, an excerpt from Crittenden's report:

It felt like someone had thrown a lit match in there. I began hopping around and breathing in the rapid, short puffs I'd learned in birth classes, so long ago, before I realized I didn't need to breathe like that if I took the epidural....

The burning didn't let up. How long was I supposed to leave it there?!

I waited. And waited. If this was supposed to get me in the mood, it wasn't working. It did get me lying down though, because both standing and sitting proved to be excruciating.

Her conclusion:

If there is any smidgen of effect, it's notional, and probably only psychological. Overall, vodka-in-a-tampon seems a very inefficient, not to mention unpleasant, way to get drunk. I suppose the positive is that there is no danger of a second round. And I can't even imagine trying to do this at a party. You'd be walking around all night looking like you'd wet your pants, with a pleading expression on your face that said: Does anyone have a fire hose?

[Edited 8/2/12 23:30pm]

oh my god someone actually DID this???????

I can legally walk into a liquor store (or bar), buy booze, and drink it. And I like drinking. Why would I shove a vodka-soaked tampon up my hoo-ha in the first place?

Doesn't beat a good old wine enema.

IMAGO

I actually have heard of this being done. I don't understand it.

I personally don't drink alcohol to get shit-faced. I drink take the edge off of life and have some laughs in the company of friends. I do not drink alone, nor do I like to get wasted.

There's also supposedly people who drip vodka INTO THEIR EYES to get drunk in an instant.

This is a false story that was one of those things started just to see how far it would go, and it even made it onto a news website!

http://www.snopes.com/risque/kinky/vodka.asp

The reality is that you don't absorb or and digest through the vagina. And a soaked tampon wouldn't be easy to get in there, and the touch of alcohol to the skin there would burn.

You do in your large intestine, and people do put alcohol up their ass (along with other things including medicine, illegal drugs, etc) and get drunk in a bad way.

http://www.seattlepi.com/...165596.php

XxAxX said:

EmeraldSkies said:

But the prize for Selfless Dedication to Debunkery goes to Huffington Post managing editor Danielle Crittenden, who not only soaked tampons in alcohol to observe what happened, but — with no applicator at all, mind you — inserted one "where it was supposed to go" to see what would happen.

Herewith, an excerpt from Crittenden's report:

It felt like someone had thrown a lit match in there. I began hopping around and breathing in the rapid, short puffs I'd learned in birth classes, so long ago, before I realized I didn't need to breathe like that if I took the epidural....

Her conclusion:

If there is any smidgen of effect, it's notional, and probably only psychological. Overall, vodka-in-a-tampon seems a very inefficient, not to mention unpleasant, way to get drunk. I suppose the positive is that there is no danger of a second round. And I can't even imagine trying to do this at a party. You'd be walking around all night looking like you'd wet your pants, with a pleading expression on your face that said: Does anyone have a fire hose?

[Edited 8/2/12 23:30pm]

oh my god someone actually DID this???????

That's what I'm thinking.

I bet her cooter was raw for a couple weeks...

Analyst said:

XxAxX said:

oh my god someone actually DID this???????

That's what I'm thinking.

I bet her cooter was raw for a couple weeks...

Hmmm....that kinda points towards the direction of Lady Casanova, doesn't it....

Visionnaire said:

Analyst said:

That's what I'm thinking.

I bet her cooter was raw for a couple weeks...

Hmmm....that kinda points towards the direction of Lady Casanova, doesn't it....

*looks at you like you have two heads*

*just nods, pats you good-naturedly then feeds you a Scooby snack*

Visionnaire said:

Analyst said:

That's what I'm thinking.

I bet his cooter was raw for a couple weeks...

Hmmm....that kinda points towards the direction of Lady Casanova, doesn't it....

We arn't talking about the number I did on your ass last night, that is being discussed in the male

douching thread.

LadyCasanova said:

Visionnaire said:

Hmmm....that kinda points towards the direction of Lady Casanova, doesn't it....

We arn't talking about the number I did on your ass last night, that is being discussed in the male

douching thread.

Oh, I TOTALLY buy that he's a bottom, totally.

Analyst said:

LadyCasanova said:

We arn't talking about the number I did on your ass last night, that is being discussed in the male

douching thread.

Oh, I TOTALLY buy that he's a bottom, totally.

I have never and would never do anything of the sort!

I don't like vodka

kewlschool said:

KidaDynamite said:

But for real......wouldn't that burn if you stuck that up your mole hole?

Like imago hasn't put one up his mole hole.

Lisa10 said:

I have never and would never do anything of the sort!

I don't like vodka

I don't really prefer vodka myself.

151 Rum or Amaretto is more fitting for my bunghole.

KidaDynamite said:

Lisa10 said:

I have never and would never do anything of the sort!

I don't like vodka

I don't really prefer vodka myself.

151 Rum or Amaretto is more fitting for my bunghole.

Well, well. How convienient, because my penis smells like fermented Barcadi

imago said:

KidaDynamite said:

I don't really prefer vodka myself.

151 Rum or Amaretto is more fitting for my bunghole.

Well, well. How convienient, because my penis smells like fermented Barcadi