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Thread started 08/02/12 9:24pm

imago

Vodka Tampons - Have/Would You?

http://www.redorbit.com/n..._teen_fad/

Would you or have you tried it?

It gets you drunk faster and doesnt' upset your stomach.

I just don't get this shit. I really don't. It just seems nasty and unsafe.

For those of you who did it, can you share your experience here? LadyCassanova? XxaxX? Lisa1? Shanti? PurpleJedi? JOhnart?

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Reply #1 posted 08/02/12 9:57pm

KidaDynamite

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imago said:

http://www.redorbit.com/n..._teen_fad/

Would you or have you tried it?

It gets you drunk faster and doesnt' upset your stomach.

I just don't get this shit. I really don't. It just seems nasty and unsafe.

For those of you who did it, can you share your experience here? LadyCassanova? XxaxX? Lisa1? Shanti? PurpleJedi? JOhnart?

spit falloff

But for real......wouldn't that burn if you stuck that up your mole hole? hmmm

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Reply #2 posted 08/02/12 10:07pm

imago

KidaDynamite said:

imago said:

http://www.redorbit.com/n..._teen_fad/

Would you or have you tried it?

It gets you drunk faster and doesnt' upset your stomach.

I just don't get this shit. I really don't. It just seems nasty and unsafe.

For those of you who did it, can you share your experience here? LadyCassanova? XxaxX? Lisa1? Shanti? PurpleJedi? JOhnart?

spit falloff

But for real......wouldn't that burn if you stuck that up your mole hole? hmmm

There's only one way to find out. batting eyes

....by asking LadyCassanova, XxaxX, Lisa1, Shanti, PurpleJedi or Johnart. nod

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Reply #3 posted 08/02/12 10:42pm

kewlschool

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KidaDynamite said:

imago said:

http://www.redorbit.com/n..._teen_fad/

Would you or have you tried it?

It gets you drunk faster and doesnt' upset your stomach.

I just don't get this shit. I really don't. It just seems nasty and unsafe.

For those of you who did it, can you share your experience here? LadyCassanova? XxaxX? Lisa1? Shanti? PurpleJedi? JOhnart?

spit falloff

But for real......wouldn't that burn if you stuck that up your mole hole? hmmm

nod Like imago hasn't put one up his mole hole.

99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment
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Reply #4 posted 08/02/12 10:44pm

imago

kewlschool said:

KidaDynamite said:

spit falloff

But for real......wouldn't that burn if you stuck that up your mole hole? hmmm

nod Like imago hasn't put one up his mole hole.

omfg

brick

lock!

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Reply #5 posted 08/02/12 11:28pm

EmeraldSkies

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But the prize for Selfless Dedication to Debunkery goes to Huffington Post managing editor Danielle Crittenden, who not only soaked tampons in alcohol to observe what happened, but — with no applicator at all, mind you — inserted one "where it was supposed to go" to see what would happen.

Herewith, an excerpt from Crittenden's report:

It felt like someone had thrown a lit match in there. I began hopping around and breathing in the rapid, short puffs I'd learned in birth classes, so long ago, before I realized I didn't need to breathe like that if I took the epidural....

The burning didn't let up. How long was I supposed to leave it there?!

I waited. And waited. If this was supposed to get me in the mood, it wasn't working. It did get me lying down though, because both standing and sitting proved to be excruciating.

Her conclusion:

If there is any smidgen of effect, it's notional, and probably only psychological. Overall, vodka-in-a-tampon seems a very inefficient, not to mention unpleasant, way to get drunk. I suppose the positive is that there is no danger of a second round. And I can't even imagine trying to do this at a party. You'd be walking around all night looking like you'd wet your pants, with a pleading expression on your face that said: Does anyone have a fire hose?

[Edited 8/2/12 23:30pm]

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Reply #6 posted 08/03/12 1:16am

LadyCasanova

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Photobucket

I would agree with Kewlschool, but based on the latest photo of Imago's man-hole (as provided above), it doesn't seem like there is a tampon big enough to accommodate his special needs.

hmmm , Perhaps Imago shouldn't host orgies in his special place if he wishes to conduct scientific experiments such as these in the future- just a suggestion.

Love,

LadyCasanova

"Aren't you even curious? Don't you want to see the dragon behind the door?"
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Reply #7 posted 08/03/12 4:49am

kiasheri

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LadyCasanova said:

Photobucket

I would agree with Kewlschool, but based on the latest photo of Imago's man-hole (as provided above), it doesn't seem like there is a tampon big enough to accommodate his special needs.

hmmm , Perhaps Imago shouldn't host orgies in his special place if he wishes to conduct scientific experiments such as these in the future- just a suggestion.

Love,

LadyCasanova

lol lol lol lol lol yall so crazy

I want everybody 2 make it in2 PARADISE!!!!!!!
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Reply #8 posted 08/03/12 6:42am

Shanti0608

imago said:

http://www.redorbit.com/n..._teen_fad/

Would you or have you tried it?

It gets you drunk faster and doesnt' upset your stomach.

I just don't get this shit. I really don't. It just seems nasty and unsafe.

For those of you who did it, can you share your experience here? LadyCassanova? XxaxX? Lisa1? Shanti? PurpleJedi? JOhnart?

Lisa and I used to hang out and drink. We NEVER felt the need to use a vodka tampon to get drunk.

We are old school and get drunk the good old fashioned way.

wink

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Reply #9 posted 08/03/12 7:17am

ufoclub

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This is a false story that was one of those things started just to see how far it would go, and it even made it onto a news website!

http://www.snopes.com/risque/kinky/vodka.asp

The reality is that you don't absorb or and digest through the vagina. And a soaked tampon wouldn't be easy to get in there, and the touch of alcohol to the skin there would burn.

You do in your large intestine, and people do put alcohol up their ass (along with other things including medicine, illegal drugs, etc) and get drunk in a bad way.

http://www.seattlepi.com/...165596.php

[Edited 8/3/12 8:11am]

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Reply #10 posted 08/03/12 7:28am

RodeoSchro

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I don't think I can.

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Reply #11 posted 08/03/12 8:08am

Mach

No and NO

I only use high quality Vodka for medicinal Tinctures I make

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Reply #12 posted 08/03/12 9:12am

Shanti0608

One should never waste a good vodka on a tampon when they can make a homemade vodka pasta.

drool

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Reply #13 posted 08/03/12 9:15am

XxAxX

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imago said:

http://www.redorbit.com/n..._teen_fad/

Would you or have you tried it?

It gets you drunk faster and doesnt' upset your stomach.

I just don't get this shit. I really don't. It just seems nasty and unsafe.

For those of you who did it, can you share your experience here? LadyCassanova? XxaxX? Lisa1? Shanti? PurpleJedi? JOhnart?

alas, no naughty ninety proof up the wahzoo for me. i cannot testify. neutral

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Reply #14 posted 08/03/12 9:16am

XxAxX

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EmeraldSkies said:

But the prize for Selfless Dedication to Debunkery goes to Huffington Post managing editor Danielle Crittenden, who not only soaked tampons in alcohol to observe what happened, but — with no applicator at all, mind you — inserted one "where it was supposed to go" to see what would happen.

Herewith, an excerpt from Crittenden's report:

It felt like someone had thrown a lit match in there. I began hopping around and breathing in the rapid, short puffs I'd learned in birth classes, so long ago, before I realized I didn't need to breathe like that if I took the epidural....

The burning didn't let up. How long was I supposed to leave it there?!

I waited. And waited. If this was supposed to get me in the mood, it wasn't working. It did get me lying down though, because both standing and sitting proved to be excruciating.

Her conclusion:

If there is any smidgen of effect, it's notional, and probably only psychological. Overall, vodka-in-a-tampon seems a very inefficient, not to mention unpleasant, way to get drunk. I suppose the positive is that there is no danger of a second round. And I can't even imagine trying to do this at a party. You'd be walking around all night looking like you'd wet your pants, with a pleading expression on your face that said: Does anyone have a fire hose?

[Edited 8/2/12 23:30pm]

falloff oh my god someone actually DID this???????

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Reply #15 posted 08/03/12 10:08am

Genesia

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I can legally walk into a liquor store (or bar), buy booze, and drink it. And I like drinking. Why would I shove a vodka-soaked tampon up my hoo-ha in the first place?

I mean if he did have sex he would break every rule Jehova's have regarding premarital sex so Prince is really just friends with them all anyway.
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Reply #16 posted 08/03/12 10:24am

lazycrockett

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Doesn't beat a good old wine enema. smile

The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything.
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Reply #17 posted 08/03/12 1:42pm

PurpleJedi

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I actually have heard of this being done. I don't understand it.

I personally don't drink alcohol to get shit-faced. I drink take the edge off of life and have some laughs in the company of friends. I do not drink alone, nor do I like to get wasted.

There's also supposedly people who drip vodka INTO THEIR EYES to get drunk in an instant.

omfg

hmph!

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #18 posted 08/03/12 3:23pm

ufoclub

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This is a false story that was one of those things started just to see how far it would go, and it even made it onto a news website!

http://www.snopes.com/risque/kinky/vodka.asp

The reality is that you don't absorb or and digest through the vagina. And a soaked tampon wouldn't be easy to get in there, and the touch of alcohol to the skin there would burn.

You do in your large intestine, and people do put alcohol up their ass (along with other things including medicine, illegal drugs, etc) and get drunk in a bad way.

http://www.seattlepi.com/...165596.php

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Reply #19 posted 08/03/12 6:45pm

Analyst

XxAxX said:

EmeraldSkies said:

But the prize for Selfless Dedication to Debunkery goes to Huffington Post managing editor Danielle Crittenden, who not only soaked tampons in alcohol to observe what happened, but — with no applicator at all, mind you — inserted one "where it was supposed to go" to see what would happen.

Herewith, an excerpt from Crittenden's report:

It felt like someone had thrown a lit match in there. I began hopping around and breathing in the rapid, short puffs I'd learned in birth classes, so long ago, before I realized I didn't need to breathe like that if I took the epidural....

Her conclusion:

If there is any smidgen of effect, it's notional, and probably only psychological. Overall, vodka-in-a-tampon seems a very inefficient, not to mention unpleasant, way to get drunk. I suppose the positive is that there is no danger of a second round. And I can't even imagine trying to do this at a party. You'd be walking around all night looking like you'd wet your pants, with a pleading expression on your face that said: Does anyone have a fire hose?

[Edited 8/2/12 23:30pm]

falloff oh my god someone actually DID this???????

That's what I'm thinking.

I bet her cooter was raw for a couple weeks...

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Reply #20 posted 08/03/12 7:11pm

Visionnaire

Analyst said:

XxAxX said:

falloff oh my god someone actually DID this???????

That's what I'm thinking.

I bet her cooter was raw for a couple weeks...


Hmmm....that kinda points towards the direction of Lady Casanova, doesn't it....

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Reply #21 posted 08/03/12 10:52pm

Analyst

Visionnaire said:

Analyst said:

That's what I'm thinking.

I bet her cooter was raw for a couple weeks...


Hmmm....that kinda points towards the direction of Lady Casanova, doesn't it....

*looks at you like you have two heads*

*just nods, pats you good-naturedly then feeds you a Scooby snack*

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Reply #22 posted 08/03/12 11:24pm

LadyCasanova

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Visionnaire said:

Analyst said:

That's what I'm thinking.

I bet his cooter was raw for a couple weeks...


Hmmm....that kinda points towards the direction of Lady Casanova, doesn't it....

We arn't talking about the number I did on your ass last night, that is being discussed in the male

douching thread.

"Aren't you even curious? Don't you want to see the dragon behind the door?"
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Reply #23 posted 08/04/12 12:12am

Analyst

LadyCasanova said:

Visionnaire said:


Hmmm....that kinda points towards the direction of Lady Casanova, doesn't it....

We arn't talking about the number I did on your ass last night, that is being discussed in the male

douching thread.

Oh, I TOTALLY buy that he's a bottom, totally.

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Reply #24 posted 08/04/12 1:16am

LadyCasanova

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Analyst said:

LadyCasanova said:

We arn't talking about the number I did on your ass last night, that is being discussed in the male

douching thread.

Oh, I TOTALLY buy that he's a bottom, totally.

nod lol

"Aren't you even curious? Don't you want to see the dragon behind the door?"
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Reply #25 posted 08/04/12 3:49pm

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I have never and would never do anything of the sort!

I don't like vodka shake

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Reply #26 posted 08/05/12 12:00am

KidaDynamite

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kewlschool said:

KidaDynamite said:

spit falloff

But for real......wouldn't that burn if you stuck that up your mole hole? hmmm

nod Like imago hasn't put one up his mole hole.

lol

surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years...
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Reply #27 posted 08/05/12 12:04am

KidaDynamite

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Lisa10 said:

I have never and would never do anything of the sort!

I don't like vodka shake

I don't really prefer vodka myself.

151 Rum or Amaretto is more fitting for my bunghole. nod

surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years...
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Reply #28 posted 08/05/12 12:16am

imago

KidaDynamite said:

Lisa10 said:

I have never and would never do anything of the sort!

I don't like vodka shake

I don't really prefer vodka myself.

151 Rum or Amaretto is more fitting for my bunghole. nod

Well, well. How convienient, because my penis smells like fermented Barcadi batting eyes

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Reply #29 posted 08/05/12 12:32am

KidaDynamite

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imago said:

KidaDynamite said:

I don't really prefer vodka myself.

151 Rum or Amaretto is more fitting for my bunghole. nod

Well, well. How convienient, because my penis smells like fermented Barcadi batting eyes

falloff

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