folks, like it or not we have a new epidemic of crazy stupid going around. beware the naked people you meet on the street! they will chew on your face, they will chew on your car .. ..

http://www.huffingtonpost...d%3D171708

Naked Man 'High On Drugs' In The Hollywood Hills (PHOTO, GRAPHIC VIDEO)

Residents in a tony Hollywood Hills neighborhood got a rude awakening June 12 when a naked man was found crawling on top of cars and screaming about being high on drugs.

Now video has emerged of the ...ng episode thanks to TMZ, who asked model Miranda Kerr what she thought of the incident unfolding outside her door.

Kerr isn't the star of TMZ's segment. Instead, footage of the man being arrested by police are what make for some morbid must-watch material.

Kerr isn't the star of TMZ's segment. Instead, footage of the man being arrested by police are what make for some morbid must-watch material.

"I want to roll down the hill, let me inch like an inch worm," said the man, face down on the road as police were handcuffing him.

He then licked a piece of chewed gum stuck on the ground, exclaiming, "Oh, there's a piece of gum!"

WeHo Daily, which first reported the incident via Twitter, noted that the man was crawling on top of cars before he was detained.

In these photos uploaded a week ago, the man can be seen chewing on a car antenna.

When Los Angeles police officers arrived on the scene, the man eluded capture and dove head first into some bushes, reports the Mirror. Officers had to don black gloves before they wrestled the suspect to the ground and handcuffed him.

See the Mirror for more photos of the naked arrest.

The Huffington Post has reached out to police about this incident, and will update this story with the man's status if they respond.

[Edited 6/21/12 9:49am]

2 things... "Nakes" from the headline sounds like a hilarious nickname. Dont' correct it!

and the stuff he says makes him sound like a Dr Suess character. "I want to roll down the hill, let me inch like an inch worm," said the man, He then licked a piece of chewed gum stuck on the ground, exclaiming, "Oh, there's a piece of gum!"

It's the new 'legal' item cops are warning folks about. It can even kill you.

ufoclub said:

2 things... "Nakes" from the headline sounds like a hilarious nickname. Dont' correct it!

and the stuff he says makes him sound like a Dr Suess character. "I want to roll down the hill, let me inch like an inch worm," said the man, He then licked a piece of chewed gum stuck on the ground, exclaiming, "Oh, there's a piece of gum!"

whoa! thank you

Dinner theatre?

Peep show with morning coffee?

Once upon a time we use to have streakers.

morningsong said:

Dinner theatre?

Peep show with morning coffee?

Once upon a time we use to have streakers.

i remember those days. naked folk running across playing fields, graduation ceremonies, weddings, etc. the good old days.

but, i don't remember that these types paused to chew the faces off other folk, not to mention anything else they could reach with their teeth.

Meth, crack and PCP heads are right now shaking their heads at this... "and I get arrested for smoking my shit. SMH"

Timmy84 said:

Meth, crack and PCP heads are right now shaking their heads at this... "and I get arrested for smoking my shit. SMH"

Well, the chemical composition of those bathing salts shit is actually very close to meth. And meth itself is one of the most dangerous drugs out there, on par with heroin and alcohol. So better be careful about belittling it...

Dave1992 said:

Timmy84 said:

Meth, crack and PCP heads are right now shaking their heads at this... "and I get arrested for smoking my shit. SMH"

Well, the chemical composition of those bathing salts shit is actually very close to meth. And meth itself is one of the most dangerous drugs out there, on par with heroin and alcohol. So better be careful about belittling it...

Now that you said that, I remember dude from KONY 2012 getting high on meth and then getting naked and acting weird. So yeah I take that back.

But bath salts are still legal so that's why I said what I said...

Timmy84 said:

But bath salts are still legal so that's why I said what I said...

Legal or not, it's still stupid and extremely dangerous.

To me, everything should be made legal! Everything! Let the crack flow! But, ideally, people would still be wise enough to keep their hands off that shit...

Dave1992 said:

Timmy84 said:

But bath salts are still legal so that's why I said what I said...

Legal or not, it's still stupid and extremely dangerous.

To me, everything should be made legal! Everything! Let the crack flow! But, ideally, people would still be wise enough to keep their hands off that shit...

You just reminded me of a Chris Rock skit in which he said even if it was against the law to not do any drugs at all, people will only find new reasons to get high. Then again, if folks are gonna tear cars, masturbate in front of you or eat faces, we need protection too! Fuck that.

I'd rather check out Miranda Kerr naked than listen to her talk or watch a drugged out naked guys blury ass.

Cerebus said:

I'd rather check out Miranda Kerr naked than listen to her talk or watch a drugged out naked guys blury ass.

She's cute...

[Edited 6/21/12 17:29pm]

Cerebus said:

I'd rather check out Miranda Kerr naked than listen to her talk or watch a drugged out naked guys blury ass.

does she chew on found ground gum too?

XxAxX said:

Cerebus said:

I'd rather check out Miranda Kerr naked than listen to her talk or watch a drugged out naked guys blury ass.

does she chew on found ground gum too?

Mmmm... I don't think so.

Cerebus said:

XxAxX said:

does she chew on found ground gum too?

Mmmm... I don't think so.

she does look like the type who would buy her own pack of gum