70-year-old virgin says s...y for love

The 2005 film "The 40-Year-Old Virgin," grossed nearly $200 million worldwide based on the premise of a man who went without sex into midlife. But one real-life woman has managed to stay...h birthday.

That could be about to change. "Now's the time. I'm ready to take the plunge for the right bloke," Pam Shaw tells the Sun."My standards are still very high, though. I'm hoping to bag a tall, dark and handsome millionaire."

Shaw says she doesn't believe in sex before marriage and has been too busy with her career as a cabaret dance to settle down. "I feel I am ready to give marriage a go and maybe go to bed with a man," she said. "You are never too old for anything. Just look at Joan Collins."

The paper notes that despite her voluntary lifelong abstinence, Shaw goes by the stage name "The Sexational Pam," and once fraternized with male sex symbols like "It's Not Unusual" singer Tom Jones and James Bond actor Roger Moore.

Shaw says she lived with her mother until she passed away at the age of 97 in 1995. Ironically, Shaw says men have often made incorrect assumptions about her sex life, or lack thereof, because of her career in the entertainment industry.

"I've never really been intimate with a man, just a bit of kissing. I had a sexy stage name and dressed sexy but that was all for my career," she said.

you GO girl!!

Why is this news..

PurpleJedi... Dont tell me your thinking about taking her flower!!

This is a movie that deserves to be made.

And, not some cheesy low-brow comedy, either. I found her story charming.

tinaz said:

Why is this news..

PurpleJedi... Dont tell me your thinking about taking her flower!!

(ducking fishslap)

tinaz said:

Why is this news..

PurpleJedi... Dont tell me your thinking about taking her flower!!

tinaz said:

Why is this news..

PurpleJedi... Dont tell me your thinking about taking her flower!!

...although the "flower" by now is probably more like a dessicated pea pod.

imago said:

This is a movie that deserves to be made.

And, not some cheesy low-brow comedy, either. I found her story charming.

If not a movie, at the very least an entertaining reality show.

I mean...if Flavor Flav can find love in front of the camera for a million dollars, I'm sure Pam can as well.

...of yeah...

...Chocolate1 and KidaDynamite...

Do you think she queef's dust?

Dyslexic spell edit..

[Edited 5/11/12 7:12am]

tinaz said:

Do you think she queef's dust?

Dyslexic spell edit..

[Edited 5/11/12 7:12am]

Okay, that's just gross.

PurpleJedi said:

...of yeah...

...Chocolate1 and KidaDynamite...

PurpleJedi said:

...of yeah...

...Chocolate1 and KidaDynamite...

Owww....

PurpleJedi said:

imago said:

This is a movie that deserves to be made.

And, not some cheesy low-brow comedy, either. I found her story charming.

If not a movie, at the very least an entertaining reality show.

I mean...if Flavor Flav can find love in front of the camera for a million dollars, I'm sure Pam can as well.

oh lawd

You deserve this:

imago said:

PurpleJedi said:

If not a movie, at the very least an entertaining reality show.

I mean...if Flavor Flav can find love in front of the camera for a million dollars, I'm sure Pam can as well.

oh lawd

You deserve this:

You're just DYING to use that .gif whenever possible, aren't ya?

Something special for ya;

She's a cabaret dancer who hung around with Tom Jones and Roger Moore, and she's never been sexed?

LMFAO, sure.

PurpleJedi said:

you gonna hit that????

i mean if you don't, somebody else will...

i won't talk bad about you if you do

no, REALLY

looks kinda like blowjobs have taken a toll on her face though

i know... i am sooooooooooo fucked up for that

RodeoSchro said:

She's a cabaret dancer who hung around with Tom Jones and Roger Moore, and she's never been sexed?

LMFAO, sure.

Then again, maybe she had some abstinence power back then lmao

Maybe she was afraid of diseases. It's possible that's probably why she was like nah. When you're over 40 or 50 though, it's like "fuck it."

KingBAD said:

PurpleJedi said:

you gonna hit that????

i mean if you don't, somebody else will...

i won't talk bad about you if you do

no, REALLY

...maybe you won't talk bad about me...but you'll sure as hell LAUGH at me won't you?

PurpleJedi said:

KingBAD said:

you gonna hit that????

i mean if you don't, somebody else will...

i won't talk bad about you if you do

no, REALLY

...maybe you won't talk bad about me...but you'll sure as hell LAUGH at me won't you?

who? Me??? I AM SHOCKED!!!

RodeoSchro said:

She's a cabaret dancer who hung around with Tom Jones and Roger Moore, and she's never been sexed?

LMFAO, sure.

i told you she was takin it in the face

KingBAD said:

RodeoSchro said:

She's a cabaret dancer who hung around with Tom Jones and Roger Moore, and she's never been sexed?

LMFAO, sure.

i told you she was takin it in the face

KingBAD said:

looks kinda like blowjobs have taken a toll on her face though

!!!

Is this Rod Stewart in drag?

Steadwood said:

Is this Rod Stewart in drag?

let's check the belly contents...

KingBAD said:

Steadwood said:

Is this Rod Stewart in drag?

let's check the belly contents...

Do we have to?