Cerebus said:

WaterInYourBath said:

Ok, but I wasn't even referring to any type of legalities.

African elephant masks are sold like that in stores and by street vendors everywhere, with the tusks being totally artificial replicas. They're like fake fur coats, meaning, "not real."

No, I got it. That's why I started with, "It doesn't matter".

Some folks tryin' to hate like Will and Jada went out and shot an elephant. All I'm sayin' is it doesn't matter if it's real or fake. The only issue is personal hang ups about what other people view as art.

Oh, I see now. You're right.

Cerebus said:

WaterInYourBath said:

Ok, but I wasn't even referring to any type of legalities.

African elephant masks are sold like that in stores and by street vendors everywhere, with the tusks being totally artificial replicas. They're like fake fur coats, meaning, "not real."

No, I got it. That's why I started with, "It doesn't matter".

Some folks tryin' to hate like Will and Jada went out and shot an elephant. All I'm sayin' is it doesn't matter if it's real or fake. The only issue is personal hang ups about what other people view as art.

Well, if the haters are right (& I'm not sayin' that they are), Will Smiff & Jada would've needed to use an elephant gun in order to take down an elephant.
And if the Smiffs own an elephant gun, (& again, I'm not sayin' that they do), I hope that, for the sake of the children, they hide the gun well & always keep the safety on (except, of course, when they're shootin' down elephants... cuz, y'know..... you can't shoot down an elephant with the safety on......).
Elephant guns are very dangerous things. Even more dangerous than "normal" guns.
If the kids ever got their hands on it, it don't matter how big their heads are,
with the power behind an elephant gun,
either one of 'em could easily accidently blow the other one's clean off.

Believe me,
I know.

Their frikkin kids song came on my shuffle today! how is THAT on my iPhone

Visionnaire said:

Cerebus said:

No, I got it. That's why I started with, "It doesn't matter".

Some folks tryin' to hate like Will and Jada went out and shot an elephant. All I'm sayin' is it doesn't matter if it's real or fake. The only issue is personal hang ups about what other people view as art.

Well, if the haters are right (& I'm not sayin' that they are), Will Smiff & Jada would've needed to use an elephant gun in order to take down an elephant.
And if the Smiffs own an elephant gun, (& again, I'm not sayin' that they do), I hope that, for the sake of the children, they hide the gun well & always keep the safety on (except, of course, when they're shootin' down elephants... cuz, y'know..... you can't shoot down an elephant with the safety on......).
Elephant guns are very dangerous things. Even more dangerous than "normal" guns.
If the kids ever got their hands on it, it don't matter how big their heads are,
with the power behind an elephant gun,
either one of 'em could easily accidently blow the other one's clean off.

Believe me,
I know.

I totally did not laugh at the highlighted line. Nope. Did not.

KCOOLMUZIQ said:

That is Ur opinion.The Smith's got a lot of positive reviews in this thread for their home. Well one of them.

Are you seriously defending their interior decorating? I mean, come on. Really? I'ma just start calling you Jada or somethin'.

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One A-grade Hollywood couple are living together, but are fending off questions about going their separate ways.

The other A-grade superstar couple are living together and have decided to cement their relationship by getting engaged.

The stories of Will and Jada Pinkett Smith, and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, who met on the set of the hit spy caper Mr & Mrs Smith have once again brought into focus Hollywood's obsession with marriage.

Pinkett Smith has spoken out against reports that she and her husband of 15 years, Will Smith, are living in separate homes and heading towards a divorce.

"These rumours are completely untrue," the actress told French magazine Gala.

Asked why the rumours about the couple just won't subside, she exclaimed: "I have no idea! Every year, one celebrity couple is under the microscope. This year, unluckily, it's us."

But she admitted that she spends a lot of time apart from her husband due to work, New York Post reported.

She said: "I travel a lot because of my work, just like Will does. But our lifestyle hasn't changed. Before we had the kids, we were already far away from each other quite often because of separate projects."

Meanwhile, after years of cohabitation, six kids and countless tabloid headlines, Pitt and Jolie made it official.

If you thought the media circus involving the world's most glamorous couple was on overdrive before, just wait.

Now that Brangelina are officially engaged, expect endless speculation about where and when they'll wed, what they'll wear, what their kids' roles will be, and who might get to attend the celebration, AP reported.

"This is really a state wedding," said Mr Stephen Galloway, the executive features editor of The Hollywood Reporter.

"This is America's equivalent to Prince William and Kate Middleton."

He said the Brangelina wedding would be "the media event of the new century".

Pitt's manager confirmed the couple's engagement last Friday after Jolie was spotted wearing a diamond ring on her wedding finger.

Jeweller Robert Procop said he spent a year working with Pitt to design the ring.

"The prominent engagement ring is giving the world a warning," he said. "It says: 'Look out, get ready.'"

Entire magazine issues could be devoted to each star's wedding-day outfits and hairdos.

"Every single designer on the planet will be pursuing Angelina for the dress," Mr Galloway said. Jolie's wedding dress is a career-making outfit for the winning designer.

Mr Galloway added: "This is going to be a map of the inner state of their private life. This is like Kremlinology. You'll be able to read all sorts of things into this wedding."

Both relationships are "Intact"

KCOOLMUZIQ said:

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You gotta edit to post some eye rolling? Man up, dude. Should have left whatever you said to begin with.

Cerebus said:

Visionnaire said:

Well, if the haters are right (& I'm not sayin' that they are), Will Smiff & Jada would've needed to use an elephant gun in order to take down an elephant.
And if the Smiffs own an elephant gun, (& again, I'm not sayin' that they do), I hope that, for the sake of the children, they hide the gun well & always keep the safety on (except, of course, when they're shootin' down elephants... cuz, y'know..... you can't shoot down an elephant with the safety on......).
Elephant guns are very dangerous things. Even more dangerous than "normal" guns.
If the kids ever got their hands on it, it don't matter how big their heads are,
with the power behind an elephant gun,
either one of 'em could easily accidently blow the other one's clean off.

Believe me,
I know.

I totally did not laugh at the highlighted line. Nope. Did not.

That's your fault for assuming that you were supposed to.
It was not meant to be anywhere near close to being funny.

Visionnaire said:

Cerebus said:

I totally did not laugh at the highlighted line. Nope. Did not.

That's your fault for assuming that you were supposed to.
It was not meant to be anywhere near close to being funny.

OK

If you say so.

Willow Smith Shows Off Her LATEST Hairstyle . . . She's Now Rockin A PURPLE MOHAWK . . .

[Edited 4/22/12 20:17pm]

I'm willing to give Will and Jada the benefit of the doubt, as far as being decent human beings goes. I mean, I really don't care either way.

I just think the attention-whoring they seem to encourage their children to engage in is tacky at least and bad parenting at most.

I can't see how they're taking the long view on this one.

I know this sounds mean but.....Jada and Willow look like teenaged lesbian lovers in those pics. For real - if i didn't know they were mother and daughter. Just hard looking, masculine dressed and wearing big ole roach stomping boots plus they're the same size which is weird for a woman who has birthed 3 kids. But they look happy and that's a beautiful thang.

Ears said:

I'm willing to give Will and Jada the benefit of the doubt, as far as being decent human beings goes. I mean, I really don't care either way.

I just think the attention-whoring they seem to encourage their children to engage in is tacky at least and bad parenting at most.

I can't see how they're taking the long view on this one.

This is what they have in common with the Kardashians. All that's missing is a reality show and age of consent.

Cerebus said:

Seinfeld!!!

NDRU said:

Cerebus said:

Seinfeld!!!

Mitt Romney???

HotGritz said:

NDRU said:

Seinfeld!!!

Mitt Romney???

Travolta was my first thought.

That's Travolta alright...as a caricature of himself.

Timmy84 said:

That's Travolta alright...as a caricature of himself.

Naw mayne that's Tom Cruise... you can tell by the fangs.

paintedlady said:

Timmy84 said:

That's Travolta alright...as a caricature of himself.

Naw mayne that's Tom Cruise... you can tell by the fangs.

That face sure looked like Travolta... but then again I forgot about Cruise's Joker like smile.

paintedlady said:

Timmy84 said:

That's Travolta alright...as a caricature of himself.

Naw mayne that's Tom Cruise... you can tell by the fangs.

Thank you! I thought it was totally obvious.

Timmy84 said:

paintedlady said:

Naw mayne that's Tom Cruise... you can tell by the fangs.

That face sure looked like Travolta... but then again I forgot about Cruise's Joker like smile.

I saw the Travolta resemblance, too - I thought maybe it had something to do with the "Trapped In The Closet" South Park episdoe. But I also thought it was WAY obvious that it was actually Tom Cruise stretched to LOOK LIKE John Travolta.

Cerebus said:

Timmy84 said:

That face sure looked like Travolta... but then again I forgot about Cruise's Joker like smile.

I saw the Travolta resemblance, too - I thought maybe it had something to do with the "Trapped In The Closet" South Park episdoe. But I also thought it was WAY obvious that it was actually Tom Cruise stretched to LOOK LIKE John Travolta.

Maybe it had to do with the scrunched eyes. Because when I saw it again I was like "oh yeah that IS Cruise".

Who she really wanted.

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KCOOLMUZIQ said:

[Edited 4/22/12 20:17pm]

now why did jada mess with her gorgeous face? she did the madonna cheek implants/fillers shit!!! check the profile in the first 2 pics. WHYWHYWHY!

the house is lovely inside but i dodnt like that type of archeteture.

if i may ask, how did the rumors about their marriage get started? was it bcos marc antony had just split with jlo or something else? people keep implying that will is gay-some travolta type...wazzup?!

musicjunky318 said:

Who she really wanted.

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Shit, I wanted him, too!

Willow looks like Jada in this pic.

Timmy84 said:

Dren5 said:

Willow's hair is so cool.

I would've LOVED to have been able to get away with chopping my hair off and dying it neon green as a kid.

Speak for yourself. I wish I would chop my locks and dye my hair green! I'd probably been dead.

Me too. It's the kinda thing I would've done if I could do it and not get the ass-whooping of a lifetime afterward .

KidaDynamite said:

musicjunky318 said:

Who she really wanted.

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Shit, I wanted him, too!

Willow looks like Jada in this pic.

Nah they both knew it wouldn't work out. She said they were both fire and would've killed each other. Lol.

Willow does favor her mom in that pic.

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