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Thread started 03/07/12 3:36pm

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must read...lol

Medical Info Women Should Know
Pregnancy, Estrogen, and Women

A PREGNANCY Q & A & more!


Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.

A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.?

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

"ESTROGEN ISSUES"
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE THEM

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You're using your cell phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving".
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space."
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
10. The facial expressions of a cat.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
7. Fat clothes.
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
3. Eyelash curlers.
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

AND, the Number One thing only women understand:

1. OTHER WOMEN

Send this to five bright, funny women you know, if you can find that many, and make their day.

You might also want to send it to the guys who are still trying to figure out the women in their lives.

WE ALL NEED A SMILE!

I want everybody 2 make it in2 PARADISE!!!!!!!
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Reply #1 posted 03/07/12 3:39pm

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Reply #2 posted 03/07/12 5:56pm

Pomade

I don't get it. neutral
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Reply #3 posted 03/07/12 8:37pm

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These are interesting facts.

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!!!



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is the longest word typed with your right hand. = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
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Rubber bands
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(Good thing he did that.)
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Winston Churchill cid:32.2865269563@web180214.mail.gq1.yahoo.com
was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
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Women blink cid:33.2865269563@web180214.mail.gq1.yahoo.com nearly twice as much as men.
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Bonus!! All the ants in Africa weigh more than ALL the Elephants!!

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Now you know (a little) more than you did before!!
i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
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STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE...
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