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Omg...I fucked Paula Patton's hair stylist on Friday night lol I'm drunk, and ths thread will probably go nowhere, but I know you guys lik to hear about my escapaades. I fucked Paula's hairstylist on friday night. I met him on a dating webstie and he took me to his house in the hills. I fucked him for 5 and a half hours. We smoked some weed and drank, and wathced gay thug porn. In the morning, he made me breakfast and then I went home. I welcome all questions.
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Lawd, I'm always thinking of this Paula when I see that name come up.
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get the fuck outta my thread. | |
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Wait.... gay men find thugs fascinating enough to have fetish porn that features thugs?
Thug porn really? What makes the porn thuggish? Are they abusive during sex? Or is it based on stereotype? (sex on an impala with blacked out windows while wearing goofy baseball hats and dooky-width gold chains) ???
I haven't seen porn in YEARS! I didn't want to see men wearing socks during sex, its a major turn off for me.
*googles Paula Patton* I am too old to rememeber who Paula Patton is...
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OH! Paula Patton is the racially ambiguous woman who is usually confused with Eva Mendes.
She needs to do more films. | |
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Can you hook me up with some product for frizz??? I've reached in darkness and come out with treasure
I layed down with love and I woke up with lies Whats it all worth only the heart can measure It's not whats in the mirror but what's left inside | |
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Robin Thicke's wife. Very beautiful sista, played in Precious, and is starting to get leading actress roles in black Rom-Coms (Just Right, Jumping the Broom). She's gorgeous, always comes off as pleasant positive, but her acting is very one-note for me.
As for the thug porn thing, I thought that it's a whole sub-culture in the homosexual community, isn't it? My best gay friend's son (well, I guess you could say he has bisexual tendencies since he has a son)- but anyhoo, his son came out in his late teens (earlier 2000's) and he became so protective and strict with him, he would escort him to the 18&over gay clubs when they would visit each other, playing the part of the co** blocking- dad, making sure he wasn't taking drugs in the club, etc.. Although he's a very hip Harlemite, he's also a corporate suit,---you know, the very educated, dapper black man--so imagine him getting whalloped in the face with the whole generation gap thing, to see the clubs geared toward his son filled to the rim with tatooed rapper lookin' boys. He was totally in shock with the whole aesthetic because the dudes from his generation have a totally different fashion sense. Being in a club full of teenagers looking like 50-Cent totally threw him off. When he told me the story he sounded like such a conservative, old fogey parent he had me laughing for days I'm not surprised there's a rise in thug porn popularity given all the hype about rappers on the DL, and the alleged Swagger Club.
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Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul | |
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Is she really? They don't really look alike at all to me, and Eva is a better actress. I'd love to see Paula stretch...I like her, but can't help feeling everytime she's onscreen that I've just seen the cinematic counterpart to a "One-Note-Samba". Her body is smokin', though -and that sista can wear the hell out of some clothes.
So Scarlet, did the hairdresser show you his flat iron? | |
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Paula Patton was super hot in Mission Impossible. And you got to touch someone who has touched her hair!
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Her body is insane!
I used to think Halle Berry had the cutest lil' body in black Hollywood, but looks like Paula is the new sherriff in town. | |
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Lol I didn't even know who the guy was at first! He contacted me on a hook up website, and he picked me up. We went to his place in the Hollywood Hills. At his house, he had pictures of him and Paula. I didn't recognize her at first, and I thought to myself "Great...ANOTHER married guy.." but then I looked again, and I was all like "OH SHIT!! That's the teacher from Precious!!" and in one of his rooms, he had a huge movie poster of Jumping the Broom, which Paula was in, and she autographed it and it said something like "you always make my hair look so fucking good!!" and he also had pictures of models and celebrities that he's photographed over the years. The whole time I was there he was playing Robin Thicke c.d.'s (bleh), because he's really close with them. He had a photo album on his coffee table, and he had pictures of him, Paula and Tom Cruise, because he went on a world tour with them to promote MI3. He said he wants to "keep me" | |
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Wow....I didn't think thug porn was that obscure lol | |
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Given that a hairstylist on his level makes upward of $1,000 a day, Hunee, he means that sh**.
Is he the same age as you or a little older? | |
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He's 35 I believe. We just gotta get his boyfriend out the way.... | |
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I never watch porn... last time I did women sported nappy pussies and bad make up the guys all had bad "kid N play" high top fades. awful!
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Yeah people said she was in the movie Hitch... that was Eva Mendes. They both have rocking bodies.
They don't look alike at all to me either, but the both have awsome figures with legs to kill for. | |
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So he wants you to be his arm candy!!!???
Now everybody on this site knows how I am about the adultery-jump off thing (not a supporter ) but if you just wanna casually hang out with this dude, do your thing...
...but you know I really more in the vein of "oh no, he needs to get his house in order, and you need to not be around for fior him until you are his "one & only"
...but hell, whaddo i know? You might just want the man to be a friend with benefits
At 35 though, you would think folks would (sort of) start to calm down...or am I too naive? | |
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At 35 most ho-ish folks start picking up steam. | |
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I'll keep him around, just to see how beneficial he can be....this is LA after all. You gotta fuck your way to the top lol | |
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....and some good dick goes a LONG way | |
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John McEnroe almost took my sandwich once My Legacy
http://prince.org/msg/8/192731 | |
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let the church say AMEN! | |
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Was your asshole bleeding afterwards? | |
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I need to know details! With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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I fucked HIM! lol I fucked him for 5 and a half hours. He was complaining saying his ass was gonna be black and blue, and that his boyfriend is gonna be able to tell that someone else was fucking him, because he said I opened him up | |
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Ok so what is Paula paying him for cuz her hair always look like she fell out of bed.
Did you guys partake in the little blue pill?
Who was top and who was bottom or did you switch it up?
Did he ever meet the great Angela Basset and is she really a bitch?
Did he drive you home or did you have your own ride?
How do we know this is Paula Patton the foine actress and not Paula Patton the part-time tax preparer? I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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Oh my bejesus lawd in the heavens! I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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Girl I've seen those thug porns and they are so gay and I mean that. Nothing thuggish about them except the clothes and even the clothes need some work.
And yes them mofos wear socks!!!!! Twas the socks and the backwards baseball caps that made it look weak. Its the same dudes over and over too. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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