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Thread started 09/17/11 6:08pm

EmeraldSkies

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To all the girls who are in a hurry to have a boyfriend or get married, a piece of Biblical advice:

"Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz."

While you are waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for any of his relatives; Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az, Cheating-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az, Cheap-az, Lockedup-az, , Goodfornothing-az, Lazy-az, and especially his third cousin Beatin'yo-az. Wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects Yoaz.

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach
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Reply #1 posted 09/17/11 6:14pm

eyewishuheaven

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lol

But if you're tired of waitin' on Boaz, you can always call myaz. cool

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Reply #2 posted 09/17/11 6:58pm

WaterInYourBat
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EmeraldSkies said:

"Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz."

While you are waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for any of his relatives; Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az, Cheating-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az, Cheap-az, Lockedup-az, , Goodfornothing-az, Lazy-az, and especially his third cousin Beatin'yo-az. Wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects Yoaz.

BRILLIANT! LOL. clapping

"You put water into a cup, it becomes the cup...Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend." - Bruce Lee
"Water can nourish me, but water can also carry me. Water has magic laws." - JCVD
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Reply #3 posted 09/17/11 7:11pm

JamFanHot

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Grammar? <no>

Spelling? <no>

Syntax <likely no>

Absolutley stone cold TRUE? <YES> lol

Funk Is It's Own Reward
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Reply #4 posted 09/17/11 7:26pm

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WaterInYourBath said:

EmeraldSkies said:

"Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz."

While you are waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for any of his relatives; Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az, Cheating-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az, Cheap-az, Lockedup-az, , Goodfornothing-az, Lazy-az, and especially his third cousin Beatin'yo-az. Wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects Yoaz.

BRILLIANT! LOL. clapping

I don't know, it's not necessarily bad to be with Broke-az or Po-az as long as they are striving to improve themselves and only look at their predicament as a temporary setback. But if they are whiny and reveling in their destitution, then dump their lame-azzes.

loser typing

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Reply #5 posted 09/17/11 8:02pm

KingBAD

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lameaz
punkaz
sucka az
bitchaz
whoeaz
and never to be forgotten
stankin az...
KALI my child will wreak havoc on all you love at my command... i am KING BAD!!!
evilking
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Reply #6 posted 09/17/11 8:22pm

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EmeraldSkies said:

"Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz."

While you are waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for any of his relatives; Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az, Cheating-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az, Cheap-az, Lockedup-az, , Goodfornothing-az, Lazy-az, and especially his third cousin Beatin'yo-az. Wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects Yoaz.

I loved this funny yet helpful advice!

Have u had your + sign today?
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Reply #7 posted 09/17/11 8:29pm

ThruTheEyesOfW
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This shit is brilliant! I'm cackling ova heah!!!

falloff falloff falloff falloff

The salvation of man is through love and in love. - Dr. V. Frankl

"When you close your heart, you close your mind." - Michael Jackson (Man In The Mirror)

"I don't need anger management, I need people to stop pissing me off" lol
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Reply #8 posted 09/17/11 9:24pm

Cerebus

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Silly-az. lol

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Reply #9 posted 09/17/11 9:29pm

IamFunkay7

lol yes!!

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Reply #10 posted 09/17/11 9:30pm

lazycrockett

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Hey!!! confused

The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything.
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Reply #11 posted 09/18/11 7:00am

Ottensen

Right.Click.Save. This is going to the Women's Ministry at my church pronto falloff

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Reply #12 posted 09/18/11 7:30am

purplemonster0
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Reply #13 posted 09/18/11 9:02am

dJJ

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99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%.
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Reply #14 posted 09/20/11 12:35pm

EmeraldSkies

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lol I found it on Facebook,and thought it was worth sharing

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach
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Reply #15 posted 09/20/11 12:44pm

HotGritz

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eyewishuheaven said:

lol

But if you're tired of waitin' on Boaz, you can always call myaz. cool

AW MY DAYUM!!! falloff

I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. rose
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Reply #16 posted 09/20/11 12:44pm

HotGritz

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EmeraldSkies said:

"Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz."

While you are waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for any of his relatives; Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az, Cheating-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az, Cheap-az, Lockedup-az, , Goodfornothing-az, Lazy-az, and especially his third cousin Beatin'yo-az. Wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects Yoaz.

This is brilliant by the way clapping

I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. rose
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Reply #17 posted 09/20/11 12:46pm

HotGritz

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KingBAD said:

lameaz punkaz sucka az bitchaz whoeaz and never to be forgotten stankin az...

hmmm He certainly gets around.

I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. rose
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