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YOU KNOW WHICH MEN ARE HOT AS FUCK?? (Two question marks, cuz it's worth askin' twice) Okay so everyone's love for all the wonderful shades of men out there got me thinking about what I like. I mean, I'm as straight as they come. But that don't mean I can't see what makes for a good-looking dude. So that said, security in my sexuality intact, I gotta say...
Green Men are HOT as FUCK! Seriously, if I were EVER to go gay...it'd be for green dudes.
Exhibit A...
Army Men. Probably the first men I shared a bath with. I was 6 or 7. I couldn't stop looking at them. All their poses...face down ass up, on their knees holding big ass bazookas, groping a pair of grenades. Man I cannot say enough about Army Men. They make me feel young again.
Exhibit B
The Incredible Hulk. You wouldn't like him when he's angry. No no no...you'd fucking LOVE him. If Greek Gods thought to invent HGH...they'd look like the Hulk. Name ONE man...ONE...that looks intimidating in a pair of Daisy Dukes? If his name ain't Bruce Banner, you're a fucking liar. Brilliant but brutish, this guy could lull you into a false sense of nerd security then give you the mother of all fistings if you were into such a thing.
Honorable mentions:
Swamp Thing
He's got a Green Thumb as they say. Meaning he can make shit grow...and grow...and grow...
The Great Gazoo
He's a genius, which is just HOT. And you know he gotta be packin...he came back in time to fuck with Neanderthals. You don't show up to kick it with Neanderthal bitches if you packin' any less meat than the equivalent of a Bronto Burger
Damn, they just come in so many sizes, shapes, but they ALLLLL beautiful.
Love me some GREEN motherfuckers.!!! mmm-mM-MMMM
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Look at that horse. Catching flies and shit. | |
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I honestly impressed with the amount of thought you put into this thread. And might I add...
Kermit. He stays positive, even when it ain't easy.
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The thought you put into some of these threads amazes the shit out of me.
You're truly one funny motherfucker.
And pretty damn hot yourself if I do say so myself.
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MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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Easily the best of these threads. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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Thank you (to include Cerebus and Fauxie).
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Oh shit, and I just noticed I said the same thing cerebus did. | |
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I'd do a JustErin and let the Hulk choke me. | |
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You know, the sad thing about this thread is that many will not appreciate the witty humour in it...crying foul about being mocked or some shit. | |
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tears are streaming down my face over it | |
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Ha ha ha! | |
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oooOOOOoooo. The iiiiroooonnnyyyyy....
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When my brother and I would watch Dragon ball z we would refer to the green people like Piccilo "Giggers" becuase they didnt get any respect.
Green People = "Giggers"
It sounds so wrong and offensive. [Edited 8/16/11 22:48pm] | |
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This thread has me so hot I could fuck a green pepper right now. | |
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Lol yeah it does. But it's true they didn't. | |
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He's... in a pickle...
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And so is she...
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I don't know... it just made me laugh...
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This scared the hell out of me.
long neck demon bird.... | |
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A Green Man is a sculpture, drawing, or other representation of a face surrounded by or made from leaves. Branches or vines may sprout from the nose, mouth, nostrils or other parts of the face and these shoots may bear flowers or fruit. Commonly used as a decorative architectural ornament, Green Men are frequently found on carvings in churches and other buildings (both secular and ecclesiastical). "The Green Man" is also a popular name for English public houses and various interpretations of the name appear on inn signs, which sometimes show a full figure rather than just the head.
The Green Man motif has many variations. Found in many cultures around the world, the Green Man is often related to natural vegetative deities springing up in different cultures throughout the ages. Primarily it is interpreted as a symbol of rebirth, or "renaissance," representing the cycle of growth each spring. Some[who?] speculate that the mythology of the Green Man developed independently in the traditions of separate ancient cultures and evolved into the wide variety of examples found throughout history. | |
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KA-KAW!! | |
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Why was he left out?
He has the force....and we all know how much I love that force.
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