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Reply #120 posted 08/09/11 9:25am

JustErin

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Actually, I did respond to one guy who moved here from BC 3 months ago so he feels my pain.

And another guy who seems nice...I eventually checked out his profile and he said that he "noticed that he doesn't get responses because he is a bit heavy". It kind of turned me off...not because he was heavier, I knew that but because it sounded a bit bitter.

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Reply #121 posted 08/09/11 9:25am

PurpleJedi

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I just scrolled through those Christianmingle ads!

spit

falloff

Holy crap this thread is going straight to the depths of HELL!!!!

evillol

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Reply #122 posted 08/09/11 9:26am

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JustErin said:

Actually, I did respond to one guy who moved here from BC 3 months ago so he feels my pain.

And another guy who seems nice...I eventually checked out his profile and he said that he "noticed that he doesn't get responses because he is a bit heavy". It kind of turned me off...not because he was heavier, I knew that but because it sounded a bit bitter.

Face it...you just don't want the "nice" guy.

razz

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Reply #123 posted 08/09/11 9:49am

starkitty

Extra Buttery is my new favorite thing.

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Reply #124 posted 08/09/11 9:55am

XxAxX

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i actually know several couples who met via internet dating site, dated and got married. it can work, if that's what a person wants...

[Edited 8/9/11 9:55am]

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Reply #125 posted 08/09/11 10:27am

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johnart said:

BobGeorge909 said:

[img:$uid]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/bobgeorge909/beaarthur.jpg[/img:$uid]

[img:$uid]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/bobgeorge909/dnture.jpg[/img:$uid]

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betharp:

"I have been a widow for 8 years and have not had time for dating"

Translation:

I can't even give it away. neutral

activtraveler:

"...he will be healthy, financially independent...

Translation:
The last dude took my money and ran.

Kathygee:

"...retired nurse"

Transtation:

Have nursey get-up. Will travel.

h0w do u come up with these...i tried and got nothing....but I did pair the ads up with some correspondingpics..i gues it wadn't funny tho.

any1 here got an aff profile?

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Reply #126 posted 08/09/11 11:32am

johnart

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BobGeorge909 said:

johnart said:

betharp:

"I have been a widow for 8 years and have not had time for dating"

Translation:

I can't even give it away. neutral

activtraveler:

"...he will be healthy, financially independent...

Translation:
The last dude took my money and ran.

Kathygee:

"...retired nurse"

Transtation:

Have nursey get-up. Will travel.

h0w do u come up with these...i tried and got nothing....but I did pair the ads up with some correspondingpics..i gues it wadn't funny tho.

any1 here got an aff profile?

I don't know how I come up with those. Brain damage? boxed

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Reply #127 posted 08/09/11 11:34am

johnart

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JustErin said:

johnart said:

I admire how you carry the cross of hotness. How do you manage day to day?

Consider yourselves lucky, homely girls.

Shut the fuck up.

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Reply #128 posted 08/09/11 11:34am

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Ottensen said:

johnart said:

Translation:

I have no self esteem so I will assume that any loser that waves a bible in my face and spares me some attention was sent by God.

no no no! no no no! no no no! no no no! no no no!

Oh come on Ottensen, don't get all sensitive on me now. hug

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Reply #129 posted 08/09/11 11:51am

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U know...this isn't necessarilly a dating site...AdultFriendFinder. not many dates but several "hook-ups" a bunch of cups of coffee...damn couples always wanna cunduct an "interview" over coffee.

anyways...there, I have no problem letting "all hang out" so to speak

but on here...there been several occasion where letting all hang out was asked for and I GLADLY passed them up. I suppose I do have a small ounce of decency left. Plus know these ladies don't wanna see my flabby ass. Loosing 60 pounds don't leave U lookin like Fabio. I ain't impressin no one...i know this...lol.

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Reply #130 posted 08/09/11 12:17pm

JustErin

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BobGeorge909 said:

U know...this isn't necessarilly a dating site...AdultFriendFinder. not many dates but several "hook-ups" a bunch of cups of coffee...damn couples always wanna cunduct an "interview" over coffee.

anyways...there, I have no problem letting "all hang out" so to speak

but on here...there been several occasion where letting all hang out was asked for and I GLADLY passed them up. I suppose I do have a small ounce of decency left. Plus know these ladies don't wanna see my flabby ass. Loosing 60 pounds don't leave U lookin like Fabio. I ain't impressin no one...i know this...lol.

No one cares about AFF!!

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Reply #131 posted 08/09/11 12:44pm

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JustErin said:

BobGeorge909 said:

U know...this isn't necessarilly a dating site...AdultFriendFinder. not many dates but several "hook-ups" a bunch of cups of coffee...damn couples always wanna cunduct an "interview" over coffee.

anyways...there, I have no problem letting "all hang out" so to speak

but on here...there been several occasion where letting all hang out was asked for and I GLADLY passed them up. I suppose I do have a small ounce of decency left. Plus know these ladies don't wanna see my flabby ass. Loosing 60 pounds don't leave U lookin like Fabio. I ain't impressin no one...i know this...lol.

No one cares about AFF!!

ok, okaaay. My bad...

fit lol

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Reply #132 posted 08/09/11 12:45pm

JustErin

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PurpleJedi said:

JustErin said:

Actually, I did respond to one guy who moved here from BC 3 months ago so he feels my pain.

And another guy who seems nice...I eventually checked out his profile and he said that he "noticed that he doesn't get responses because he is a bit heavy". It kind of turned me off...not because he was heavier, I knew that but because it sounded a bit bitter.

Face it...you just don't want the "nice" guy.

razz

As a friend? Sure, I do.

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Reply #133 posted 08/09/11 2:36pm

Teacher

While unmedicated, I signed up for a hook-up site (not a dating site) and hooked up with a guy, once. We're still friends, he's entirely too nice for my taste but the sex was good anyway.

I don't want to date, but if I did I probably would try a dating site for a while even though my demands are pretty harsh (a dog owner with a head on their shoulders when it comes to training them, no Cesar Millan bullshit barf , and who loves being outdoors. And he needs to be really fluent in English too).

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Reply #134 posted 08/09/11 2:44pm

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BobGeorge909 said:

JustErin said:

No one cares about AFF!!

ok, okaaay. My bad...

fit lol

I just couldn't do that. I have a phobia of sex with strangers.

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Reply #135 posted 08/09/11 2:53pm

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You know, the more I read the title the more I think you should feel at least somewhat flattered.


At least douchebag called you beautiful and wasn't like "Blow me, I'm the best you can do."

I think that's kind of sweet. mushy

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Reply #136 posted 08/09/11 2:55pm

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johnart said:

You know, the more I read the title the more I think you should feel at least somewhat flattered.


At least douchebag called you beautiful and wasn't like "Blow me, I'm the best you can do."

I think that's kind of sweet. mushy

You're right. I should be grateful. The least I can do is meet him...and blow him.

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Reply #137 posted 08/09/11 2:56pm

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JustErin said:

johnart said:

You know, the more I read the title the more I think you should feel at least somewhat flattered.


At least douchebag called you beautiful and wasn't like "Blow me, I'm the best you can do."

I think that's kind of sweet. mushy

You're right. I should be grateful. The least I can do is meet him...and blow him.

It's really the only polite thing to do.

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Reply #138 posted 08/09/11 3:01pm

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johnart said:

JustErin said:

You're right. I should be grateful. The least I can do is meet him...and blow him.

It's really the only polite thing to do.

You're right...but since it's our first date, I won't swallow. It's only right.

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Reply #139 posted 08/09/11 3:04pm

HermesReborn

JustErin said:

PurpleJedi said:

Face it...you just don't want the "nice" guy.

razz

As a friend? Sure, I do.

Yeah but you wouldn't fuck him.

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Reply #140 posted 08/09/11 3:09pm

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JustErin said:

johnart said:

It's really the only polite thing to do.

You're right...but since it's our first date, I won't swallow. It's only right.

Just let him cum on your tits. That's what Jesus put 'em there for.

For first dates. pray

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Reply #141 posted 08/09/11 3:14pm

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HermesReborn said:

JustErin said:

As a friend? Sure, I do.

Yeah but you wouldn't fuck him.

And why not?

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Reply #142 posted 08/09/11 3:15pm

JustErin

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johnart said:

JustErin said:

You're right...but since it's our first date, I won't swallow. It's only right.

Just let him cum on your tits. That's what Jesus put 'em there for.

For first dates. pray

Totally, a pearl necklace would be an awesome gift to get on the first date! It means he really likes me.

I mean, all women want jewelry, right?

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Reply #143 posted 08/09/11 3:30pm

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JustErin said:

johnart said:

Just let him cum on your tits. That's what Jesus put 'em there for.

For first dates. pray

Totally, a pearl necklace would be an awesome gift to get on the first date! It means he really likes me.

I mean, all women want jewelry, right?

You know it was a good first date if you walk away with glazed tits. nod

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Reply #144 posted 08/09/11 3:31pm

HermesReborn

JustErin said:

HermesReborn said:

Yeah but you wouldn't fuck him.

And why not?

Cause girls don't fuck nice guys.

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Reply #145 posted 08/09/11 3:33pm

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HermesReborn said:

JustErin said:

And why not?

Cause girls don't fuck nice guys.

Um no. Women don't fuck UGLY nice guys. Hot ones get it no problem.

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Reply #146 posted 08/09/11 3:48pm

HermesReborn

JustErin said:

HermesReborn said:

Cause girls don't fuck nice guys.

Um no. Women don't fuck UGLY nice guys. Hot ones get it no problem.

Hotness has nothing to do with it. lol

Girls like to fuck bad asses and assholes

They go with the nice guy, after they find out that gambling on a hot asshole is a crapshoot

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Reply #147 posted 08/09/11 4:04pm

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HermesReborn said:

JustErin said:

Um no. Women don't fuck UGLY nice guys. Hot ones get it no problem.

Hotness has nothing to do with it. lol

Girls like to fuck bad asses and assholes

They go with the nice guy, after they find out that gambling on a hot asshole is a crapshoot

Sure, that's what "nice" dudes who can't get a date (ie: ugly) tell themselves.

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Reply #148 posted 08/09/11 4:06pm

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JustErin said:

johnart said:

Birdie SO does anal.

nod

then mouth.

U two are cracking me the fuck up!lol

If it breaks when it bends, U better not put it in!
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Reply #149 posted 08/09/11 4:15pm

HermesReborn

JustErin said:

HermesReborn said:

Hotness has nothing to do with it. lol

Girls like to fuck bad asses and assholes

They go with the nice guy, after they find out that gambling on a hot asshole is a crapshoot

Sure, that's what "nice" dudes who can't get a date (ie: ugly) tell themselves.

lol

either way, you've just admitted how superficial you are.

In all seriousness looks have nothing to do with it, it's personality.

It's why you see the ugliest guys with some of the hottest women.

But it is somewhat factual, at least through my observation, that if you are trying to close with a girl under the age of 28

you gotta be somewhat of a dick to her.

I live in New York City, and girls are the most uppity obnoxious you'll ever find (so are the men case and point)

And it's 50 percent more likely that you'll get laid if you snub a girl, then treat her "nicely."

You treat her nicely she's going think your a wimp.

Looks have nothing to do with it.

Cause despite what pop culture tells you, women are not that superficial.

A guy could be 4'2 and look like super mario, and he could still close with a girl of model quality if he approaches her the right way.

It's sad that these games have to be played.

but eh...

Such is life.

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