amazingskyblue:
"I have never met (meant ) a stranger...I have lots of energy"
Translation:
ahlee:
"I am looking for the man that God wants for me."
Translation:
I have no self esteem so I will assume that any loser that waves a bible in my face and spares me some attention was sent by God.
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Might seem sick... I'd actually give Grandma a throw... Make her see Jesus... | |
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Just don't take her scarf off. Her head comes off. | |
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ohhhh shit...i gotta go get a tissue...I'm crying over here...
typing : f a l l o f f: always makes me think of Getoff
F A L L O F F I'm bustin a gutt...now we in effect... this is what goes thru my head every time. sorry hadda get that off my chest. | |
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Lawd I seriously gotta go to sleep. I have to get up in the morning. | |
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I think the main problem is how dishonest folks can be.
Everybody on the Internet has a nine inch penis, etc, and is fun and interesting and loves to travel and have adventures. But if they had time to learn the ropes of an online dating site, they can't be that adventurous.
I think what the sites probably offer is convienience. I mean, you don't have to go through the rigers of finding out someone is a bigot or politically opposed to you, etc. -- some of them spell it out for you I would imagine.
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get outta here with all this mature bullshit...can't U see we're in the middle of being silly!!!
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Goodnight y'all.
Maybe we can "translate" a few more tomorrow. Imma end up joining this damn site.
No, I mustn't. | |
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Wow this thread is all kinds of WIN now!!
@ "extra-buttery"
also... all the words in those ads that are linked blue, does that mean it'll get you the fuckin' definition of said word??? A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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Then check this shit out:
http://www.esquire.com/fe...04personal
http://www.esquire.com/features/man-at-his-best/ESQ0704personal
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uh ohhh. I didn't think anyone here would actually find that
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Yes been on one, still have an account.. fell in love twice . Watch me talk about Prince - http://www.youtube.com/us...ature=mhee
Tumblr - http://dreamyicecream.tumblr.com/ New coat, huh? That's nice. Did you buy it? Yeah right. | |
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real "I would die 4 U" love or just it's shorter, much, much hotter counterpart??? A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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Anyone else got these on FB on a regular basis? Who needs dating sites
Is there any place of refuge one can flee from this insanity | |
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Well the first time was with a much older man, we talked on the phone alot... and now since moving to LA met a nice hispanic cute loves his job late 20s guy Watch me talk about Prince - http://www.youtube.com/us...ature=mhee
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I have a private account so I only get messages like that from guys I already know. | |
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SCORE "Aren't you even curious? Don't you want to see the dragon behind the door?" | |
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'I like your personal profile!!! there's no doubt that in my opinion its superb' MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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It comes pre-lubed...how much better does it get? Ungrateful bastard... "Aren't you even curious? Don't you want to see the dragon behind the door?" | |
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Okay talking on the phone and a guy who loves his job doesn't sound like something to die for... so not love...
The question you need to ask is would you take a bullet for that person... that's love... A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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Haha... Marlon Brando proved that all you needed was tablespoon of butter to guarantee a good time lol | |
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that poor girl had no butter of her own! | |
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I'm NOT a crazy old dog lady. I'm NOT a crazy old dog lady. I'm NOT a crazy old dog lady. I'm NOT a crazy old dog lady.
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hurry up with the picture. I gotta get these beads outta my ass.
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i have some golden one's I'll save till 2morrow | |
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back 2 the topic of the thread and all jokes aside...well...kind of...
I have an AdltFrndFndr profile
and yup...there's a lot of "Blow me, you are beautiful...xoxo"
Not that I pull that shit. I do at least start off civil. It devolves pretty quick tho. | |
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She's lucky she had butter lol Some use spit... The Devils Lube lol | |
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It's not really that he loves his job, I just have love for him. Watch me talk about Prince - http://www.youtube.com/us...ature=mhee
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When I went through my single period a couple years ago, I had excellent experiences with it. However, you have to be totally unyielding and have complete tunnel vision in terms of certain expectations (aka personal preferences). That's how you weed out the losers. The only reason why my online adventures couldn't sustain themselves for the long term (if that's at all what a person is looking for) is because the candidates where always long distance. Cross-continental doesn't work unless you decide to commit exclusively to each other a shared future and that usually entails re-arranging your entire life for a physical move and career change/adjustment. I was never feeling that at all, so I simply enjoyed my phases of ' wow-we really compliment each other well-let's just ride this thing out until the wheels fall off'. It worked, but I had to take a cutthroat approach when it came to the selection process of who I would meet IRL. People with bad pick up lines (let alone vulgar ones) wouldn't even garner a second look. | |
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