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Reply #60 posted 08/08/11 11:07pm

johnart

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amazingskyblue:

"I have never met (meant falloff) a stranger...I have lots of energy"

Translation:

I'm a total whore who can go all night!!! Gangbangs welcome.

ahlee:

"I am looking for the man that God wants for me."

Translation:

I have no self esteem so I will assume that any loser that waves a bible in my face and spares me some attention was sent by God.

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Reply #61 posted 08/08/11 11:09pm

HermesReborn

BobGeorge909 said:

Charlies Mom(2.5men) i guess got born again

[img:$uid]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/bobgeorge909/granny33.jpg[/img:$uid]

Might seem sick...

I'd actually give Grandma a throw...

Make her see Jesus...

boxed

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Reply #62 posted 08/08/11 11:13pm

johnart

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HermesReborn said:

BobGeorge909 said:

Charlies Mom(2.5men) i guess got born again

[img:$uid]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/bobgeorge909/granny33.jpg[/img:$uid]

Might seem sick...

I'd actually give Grandma a throw...

Make her see Jesus...

boxed

Just don't take her scarf off. Her head comes off.

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Reply #63 posted 08/08/11 11:13pm

BobGeorge909

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johnart said:

amazingskyblue:

"I have never met (meant falloff) a stranger...I have lots of energy"

Translation:

I'm a total whore who can go all night!!! Gangbangs welcome.

ahlee:

"I am looking for the man that God wants for me."

Translation:

I have no self esteem so I will assume that any loser that waves a bible in my face and spares me some attention was sent by God.

ohhhh shit...i gotta go get a tissue...I'm crying over here... falloff

typing : f a l l o f f: always makes me think of Getoff

F A L L O F F I'm bustin a gutt...now we in effect... this is what goes thru my head every time. sorry hadda get that off my chest.

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Reply #64 posted 08/08/11 11:15pm

johnart

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Lawd I seriously gotta go to sleep. I have to get up in the morning. lol

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Reply #65 posted 08/08/11 11:15pm

HermesReborn

johnart said:

HermesReborn said:

Might seem sick...

I'd actually give Grandma a throw...

Make her see Jesus...

boxed

Just don't take her scarf off. Her head comes off.

eek lol

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Reply #66 posted 08/08/11 11:16pm

JustErin

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johnart said:

amazingskyblue:

"I have never met (meant falloff) a stranger...I have lots of energy"

Translation:

I'm a total whore who can go all night!!! Gangbangs welcome.

ahlee:

"I am looking for the man that God wants for me."

Translation:

I have no self esteem so I will assume that any loser that waves a bible in my face and spares me some attention was sent by God.

falloff !!!

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Reply #67 posted 08/08/11 11:16pm

imago

I think the main problem is how dishonest folks can be.

Everybody on the Internet has a nine inch penis, etc, and is fun and interesting and loves to travel and have adventures. But if they had time to learn the ropes of an online dating site, they can't be that adventurous.

I think what the sites probably offer is convienience. I mean, you don't have to go through the rigers of finding out someone is a bigot or politically opposed to you, etc. -- some of them spell it out for you I would imagine.

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Reply #68 posted 08/08/11 11:19pm

BobGeorge909

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imago said:

I think the main problem is how dishonest folks can be.

Everybody on the Internet has a nine inch penis, etc, and is fun and interesting and loves to travel and have adventures. But if they had time to learn the ropes of an online dating site, they can't be that adventurous.

I think what the sites probably offer is convienience. I mean, you don't have to go through the rigers of finding out someone is a bigot or politically opposed to you, etc. -- some of them spell it out for you I would imagine.

get outta here with all this mature bullshit...can't U see we're in the middle of being silly!!!

disbelief

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Reply #69 posted 08/08/11 11:20pm

johnart

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lol lol Goodnight y'all. grouphug

Maybe we can "translate" a few more tomorrow.

Imma end up joining this damn site.

No, I mustn't.

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Reply #70 posted 08/08/11 11:22pm

RenHoek

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Wow this thread is all kinds of WIN now!!

spit @ "extra-buttery"

also... all the words in those ads that are linked blue, does that mean it'll get you the fuckin' definition of said word??? confuse

A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon
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Reply #71 posted 08/08/11 11:23pm

imago

BobGeorge909 said:

imago said:

I think the main problem is how dishonest folks can be.

Everybody on the Internet has a nine inch penis, etc, and is fun and interesting and loves to travel and have adventures. But if they had time to learn the ropes of an online dating site, they can't be that adventurous.

I think what the sites probably offer is convienience. I mean, you don't have to go through the rigers of finding out someone is a bigot or politically opposed to you, etc. -- some of them spell it out for you I would imagine.

get outta here with all this mature bullshit...can't U see we're in the middle of being silly!!!

disbelief

Then check this shit out: lol

http://www.esquire.com/fe...04personal

http://www.esquire.com/features/man-at-his-best/ESQ0704personal

:falloff x forever

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Reply #72 posted 08/08/11 11:26pm

BobGeorge909

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imago said:

BobGeorge909 said:

get outta here with all this mature bullshit...can't U see we're in the middle of being silly!!!

disbelief

Then check this shit out: lol

http://www.esquire.com/fe...04personal

http://www.esquire.com/features/man-at-his-best/ESQ0704personal

:falloff x forever

uh ohhh. I didn't think anyone here would actually find that eek

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Reply #73 posted 08/08/11 11:32pm

InternationalL
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Yes been on one, still have an account.. fell in love twice .

Watch me talk about Prince - http://www.youtube.com/us...ature=mhee
Tumblr - http://dreamyicecream.tumblr.com/


New coat, huh? That's nice. Did you buy it? Yeah right.
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Reply #74 posted 08/08/11 11:36pm

RenHoek

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InternationalLover82 said:

Yes been on one, still have an account.. fell in love twice .

real "I would die 4 U" love or just it's shorter, much, much hotter counterpart??? hmmm

A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon
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Reply #75 posted 08/08/11 11:44pm

MarySharon

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Anyone else got these on FB on a regular basis? Who needs dating sites lol

Is there any place of refuge one can flee from this insanity
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Reply #76 posted 08/08/11 11:44pm

InternationalL
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RenHoek said:

InternationalLover82 said:

Yes been on one, still have an account.. fell in love twice .

real "I would die 4 U" love or just it's shorter, much, much hotter counterpart??? hmmm

Well the first time was with a much older man, we talked on the phone alot... and now since moving to LA met a nice hispanic cute loves his job late 20s guy love

Watch me talk about Prince - http://www.youtube.com/us...ature=mhee
Tumblr - http://dreamyicecream.tumblr.com/


New coat, huh? That's nice. Did you buy it? Yeah right.
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Reply #77 posted 08/08/11 11:58pm

JustErin

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MarySharon said:

Anyone else got these on FB on a regular basis? Who needs dating sites lol

I have a private account so I only get messages like that from guys I already know. lol

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Reply #78 posted 08/09/11 12:01am

LadyCasanova

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JustErin said:

Some old dude just offered to take me shopping.

SCORE lol

"Aren't you even curious? Don't you want to see the dragon behind the door?"
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Reply #79 posted 08/09/11 12:02am

Fauxie

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MarySharon said:

Anyone else got these on FB on a regular basis? Who needs dating sites lol

'I like your personal profile!!! there's no doubt that in my opinion its superb' falloff falloff falloff

MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!!
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Reply #80 posted 08/09/11 12:06am

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Spinlight said:

I will never forgive "extra buttery"...

It comes pre-lubed...how much better does it get? Ungrateful bastard...

"Aren't you even curious? Don't you want to see the dragon behind the door?"
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Reply #81 posted 08/09/11 12:12am

ZombieKitten

LadyCasanova said:

Spinlight said:

I will never forgive "extra buttery"...

It comes pre-lubed...how much better does it get? Ungrateful bastard...

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Reply #82 posted 08/09/11 12:14am

RenHoek

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InternationalLover82 said:

RenHoek said:

real "I would die 4 U" love or just it's shorter, much, much hotter counterpart??? hmmm

Well the first time was with a much older man, we talked on the phone alot... and now since moving to LA met a nice hispanic cute loves his job late 20s guy love

Okay talking on the phone and a guy who loves his job doesn't sound like something to die for... so not love...

The question you need to ask is would you take a bullet for that person... that's love... biggrin

A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon
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Reply #83 posted 08/09/11 12:16am

HermesReborn

ZombieKitten said:

LadyCasanova said:

It comes pre-lubed...how much better does it get? Ungrateful bastard...

Haha...

Marlon Brando proved that all you needed was tablespoon of butter to guarantee a good time lol

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Reply #84 posted 08/09/11 12:20am

ZombieKitten

HermesReborn said:

ZombieKitten said:

Haha...

Marlon Brando proved that all you needed was tablespoon of butter to guarantee a good time lol

biggrin that poor girl had no butter of her own!

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Reply #85 posted 08/09/11 12:20am

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I'm NOT a crazy old dog lady.

I'm NOT a crazy old dog lady.

I'm NOT a crazy old dog lady.

I'm NOT a crazy old dog lady.

[img:$uid]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/bobgeorge909/doglady.jpg[/img:$uid]

hurry up with the picture. I gotta get these beads outta my ass.

[img:$uid]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/bobgeorge909/lesbian.jpg[/img:$uid]

i have some golden one's I'll save till 2morrow

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Reply #86 posted 08/09/11 12:36am

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back 2 the topic of the thread and all jokes aside...well...kind of...

I have an AdltFrndFndr profile

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and yup...there's a lot of "Blow me, you are beautiful...xoxo"

Not that I pull that shit. I do at least start off civil. It devolves pretty quick tho.

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Reply #87 posted 08/09/11 12:40am

HermesReborn

ZombieKitten said:

HermesReborn said:

Haha...

Marlon Brando proved that all you needed was tablespoon of butter to guarantee a good time lol

biggrin that poor girl had no butter of her own!

She's lucky she had butter lol

Some use spit...

The Devils Lube lol

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Reply #88 posted 08/09/11 12:46am

InternationalL
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RenHoek said:

InternationalLover82 said:

Well the first time was with a much older man, we talked on the phone alot... and now since moving to LA met a nice hispanic cute loves his job late 20s guy love

Okay talking on the phone and a guy who loves his job doesn't sound like something to die for... so not love...

The question you need to ask is would you take a bullet for that person... that's love... biggrin

It's not really that he loves his job, I just have love for him.

Watch me talk about Prince - http://www.youtube.com/us...ature=mhee
Tumblr - http://dreamyicecream.tumblr.com/


New coat, huh? That's nice. Did you buy it? Yeah right.
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Reply #89 posted 08/09/11 5:22am

Ottensen

JustErin said:

Worst dating site line ever.

Has anyone ever done this online dating crap? Good experience? Bad?

When I went through my single period a couple years ago, I had excellent experiences with it. However, you have to be totally unyielding and have complete tunnel vision in terms of certain expectations (aka personal preferences). That's how you weed out the losers. The only reason why my online adventures couldn't sustain themselves for the long term (if that's at all what a person is looking for) is because the candidates where always long distance. Cross-continental doesn't work unless you decide to commit exclusively to each other a shared future and that usually entails re-arranging your entire life for a physical move and career change/adjustment. I was never feeling that at all, so I simply enjoyed my phases of ' wow-we really compliment each other well-let's just ride this thing out until the wheels fall off'. It worked, but I had to take a cutthroat approach when it came to the selection process of who I would meet IRL. People with bad pick up lines (let alone vulgar ones) wouldn't even garner a second look.

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