"Blow me, you are beautiful..xoxo"

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JustErin said:

Some old dude just offered to take me shopping.

Ask him where.

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Reply #31 posted 08/08/11 10:06pm

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Mars23 said:
The internet used to provide a cornucopia of clunge but now my wife won't even let me join christianmingle.com Is anyone a member? Tell me how awesome it is.

Please tell me you don't really have a wife?

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Reply #32 posted 08/08/11 10:06pm

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johnart said:

JustErin said:

Some old dude just offered to take me shopping.

Ask him where.

Hahaha...probably Old Navy.

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Reply #33 posted 08/08/11 10:08pm

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Mars23 said:
The internet used to provide a cornucopia of clunge but now my wife won't even let me join christianmingle.com Is anyone a member? Tell me how awesome it is.

" falloff " said the atheist.

btw...clunge is a new word for me...hadda google it!

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Reply #34 posted 08/08/11 10:11pm

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JustErin said:

Mars23 said:

The internet used to provide a cornucopia of clunge but now my wife won't even let me join christianmingle.com Is anyone a member? Tell me how awesome it is.

Please tell me you don't really have a wife?

It's recent.

Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it.

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Reply #35 posted 08/08/11 10:13pm

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Mars23 said:
JustErin said:

Please tell me you don't really have a wife?

It's recent.

bheart

But congrats.

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Reply #36 posted 08/08/11 10:14pm

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I'd think you'd get a lot of closeted guttery sluttish skanks (male and female) on anything called christianmingle.com

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Reply #37 posted 08/08/11 10:20pm

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JustErin said:

Mars23 said:

JustErin said:

Please tell me you don't really have a wife?

It's recent.

bheart

But congrats.

Thanks! I still appreciate women that blow smurfs, but I can only admire their talents from afar. Not a bad trade to have a great lady around.

I digress. I really did want to join christianmingle.com. I thought she would appreciate the irony.

Oh, always take the dude's shopping offer. In my stripper dating phase they used to get me some great stuff on those trips. Did you really think a woman needed that authentic jersey dude?

Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it.

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Reply #38 posted 08/08/11 10:21pm

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johnart said:

I'd think you'd get a lot of closeted guttery sluttish skanks (male and female) on anything called christianmingle.com

Yes. How would that not be awesome?

Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it.

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Reply #39 posted 08/08/11 10:26pm

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Mars23 said:
johnart said:

I'd think you'd get a lot of closeted guttery sluttish skanks (male and female) on anything called christianmingle.com

Yes. How would that not be awesome?

Oh, I hope you don't misunderstand my words. That is totally awesome.

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Reply #40 posted 08/08/11 10:28pm

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Hey, we liked your profile. My boyfriend and I would love to get to know you better. We are not looking for a one night stand but rather more of a long term thing with a girl we click with, but one night stands can be fun too. If you don't like 3somes and new friends, we are sorry to bother you. We could also share some more pics of us. Dave and Amy.

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Reply #41 posted 08/08/11 10:32pm

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JustErin said:

Hey, we liked your profile. My boyfriend and I would love to get to know you better. We are not looking for a one night stand but rather more of a long term thing with a girl we click with, but one night stands can be fun too. If you don't like 3somes and new friends, we are sorry to bother you. We could also share some more pics of us. Dave and Amy.

Dear Dave and Amy,

If you're trying to imply that 3somes and new friends are one and the same, I am sorry to tell you to fuck off.

xoxo

Erin

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Reply #42 posted 08/08/11 10:42pm

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Mars23 said:
The internet used to provide a cornucopia of clunge but now my wife won't even let me join christianmingle.com Is anyone a member? Tell me how awesome it is.

[img:$uid]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/bobgeorge909/granny70.jpg[/img:$uid]

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Reply #43 posted 08/08/11 10:44pm

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BobGeorge909 said:

Mars23 said:
The internet used to provide a cornucopia of clunge but now my wife won't even let me join christianmingle.com Is anyone a member? Tell me how awesome it is.

[img:$uid]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/bobgeorge909/granny70.jpg[/img:$uid]

Birdie SO does anal.

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Reply #44 posted 08/08/11 10:46pm

HermesReborn	Whoa... how'd I miss this thread...
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Reply #45 posted 08/08/11 10:48pm

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johnart said:

BobGeorge909 said:

[img:$uid]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/bobgeorge909/granny70.jpg[/img:$uid]

Birdie SO does anal.

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then mouth.

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Reply #46 posted 08/08/11 10:48pm

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tis one looks like she just killed her husband and that is why she is single.

[img:$uid]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/bobgeorge909/killmyhusbandnow.jpg[/img:$uid]

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JustErin said:

johnart said:

Birdie SO does anal.

then mouth.

ATM for Jesus!

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Reply #48 posted 08/08/11 10:49pm

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johnart said:

JustErin said:

then mouth.

ATM for Jesus!

In Jesus' name, ATM.

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Reply #49 posted 08/08/11 10:49pm

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JustErin said:

johnart said:

Birdie SO does anal.

then mouth.

oh shit...y'all 2 phuquin much!

I didn't even have time to ge the seconnd profile up.

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Reply #50 posted 08/08/11 10:50pm

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BobGeorge909 said:

tis one looks like she just killed her husband and that is why she is single.

[img:$uid]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/bobgeorge909/killmyhusbandnow.jpg[/img:$uid]

Extra Buttery???? falloff

That can only mean one of two things...fat or greasy.

And I agree, someone find her missing husband please.

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Reply #51 posted 08/08/11 10:51pm

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johnart said:

BobGeorge909 said:

tis one looks like she just killed her husband and that is why she is single.

[img:$uid]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/bobgeorge909/killmyhusbandnow.jpg[/img:$uid]

Extra Buttery????

That can only mean one of two things...fat or greasy.

And I agree, someone find her missing husband please.

OMFG she's in pharmaceuticals??? She DID kill her husband. omfg

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Reply #52 posted 08/08/11 10:52pm

ZombieKitten	killed him with cholesterol!!!! BobGeorge909 said: tis one looks like she just killed her husband and that is why she is single. [img:$uid]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/bobgeorge909/killmyhusbandnow.jpg[/img:$uid]
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Reply #53 posted 08/08/11 10:52pm

HermesReborn	johnart said: BobGeorge909 said: tis one looks like she just killed her husband and that is why she is single. [img:$uid]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/bobgeorge909/killmyhusbandnow.jpg[/img:$uid] Extra Buttery???? That can only mean one of two things...fat or greasy. And I agree, someone find her missing husband please. A Gift Bear for The King... That sounds like a Gay Porn...
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Reply #54 posted 08/08/11 10:53pm