I had a friend once who used to be an ambulance driver. He told me that one time he had to go pick some guy up who had a gerbil stuck up his ass. Apparently, he was some sort of pervert that would have another guy stick a gerbil up his ass and hold his tail so he could pull it out once he got off. He just loooooooved the way those little feet felt, just a'pitter patterin', and a'pitter patterin' up inside his ass. Well, the other guy was holding his tail and it slipped through his fingers and damn thing went all the way up his ass and suffocated and died.

WTF..................not the gerbil thing oh no:hamster: .......no body reply yes.....................

couldn't he just poop it out?

ZombieKitten said:

couldn't he just poop it out?

That damn gerbil probably had his ass stopped up. Talk about constipation! Maybe they should have plunged his ass out.

vainandy said:

ZombieKitten said:

couldn't he just poop it out?

That damn gerbil probably had his ass stopped up. Talk about constipation! Maybe they should have plunged his ass out.

Did he try an enema first at least? or some laxatives!

That's the funniest thread title, and most disgusting story I've ever read here. He wasn't arrested for animal torture and murder? I personally don't think people should be able to get away with murdering animals by shoving them up their asses for pleasure..

The1592 said:

That's the funniest thread title, and most disgusting story I've ever read here. He wasn't arrested for animal torture and murder? I personally don't think people should be able to get away with murdering animals by shoving them up their asses for pleasure..

there are worse stories here currently just on page one!

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ZombieKitten said:

The1592 said:

That's the funniest thread title, and most disgusting story I've ever read here. He wasn't arrested for animal torture and murder? I personally don't think people should be able to get away with murdering animals by shoving them up their asses for pleasure..

there are worse stories here currently just on page one!

Yeah, I just found one. Perhaps disgusting wasn't the right word... it's more shocking and gross. I know people rape and murder, but I wasn't aware people actually shoved animals up their asses... I've seen it in TV shows, but I've never heard of someone really doing it.

The1592 said:

ZombieKitten said:

there are worse stories here currently just on page one!

Yeah, I just found one. Perhaps disgusting wasn't the right word... it's more shocking and gross. I know people rape and murder, but I wasn't aware people actually shoved animals up their asses... I've seen it in TV shows, but I've never heard of someone really doing it.

people do loads of gross things, the internet is full of it

johnart said:

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I heard that's what Prince was busy doing when they were recording "We are the World"

ZombieKitten said:

The1592 said:

Yeah, I just found one. Perhaps disgusting wasn't the right word... it's more shocking and gross. I know people rape and murder, but I wasn't aware people actually shoved animals up their asses... I've seen it in TV shows, but I've never heard of someone really doing it.

people do loads of gross things, the internet is full of it

DO NOT ask RenHoek about the revenge video I sent him for showing me 1 guy 1 jar however long ago that was.

DO NOT.

ZombieKitten said:

johnart said:

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I heard that's what Prince was busy doing when they were recording "We are the World"

Shoving a gerbil up Richard Gere's ass??

johnart said:

ZombieKitten said:

people do loads of gross things, the internet is full of it

DO NOT ask RenHoek about the revenge video I sent him for showing me 1 guy 1 jar however long ago that was.

DO NOT.

I would never

ZombieKitten said:

johnart said:

DO NOT ask RenHoek about the revenge video I sent him for showing me 1 guy 1 jar however long ago that was.

DO NOT.

I would never

And when you don't. Don't be eating salami.

The1592 said:

That's the funniest thread title, and most disgusting story I've ever read here. He wasn't arrested for animal torture and murder? I personally don't think people should be able to get away with murdering animals by shoving them up their asses for pleasure..

I have no idea what happened to the guy. I was too busy laughing at the story to even ask. He probably told the police it was an accident and didn't intend to murder it. I mean, the other guy was supposed to be holding the tail and it slipped through his fingers.

ZombieKitten said:

johnart said:

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I heard that's what Prince was busy doing when they were recording "We are the World"

That ambulance driver used to tell me some hilarious stories. He said one time these two guys were fucking and the top guy's dick swelled up inside the bottom guys ass and got stuck. They had to wheel both of them on a strecher butt naked with a sheet over them through the Emergency Room waiting room. Could you just imagine the look on some soccer mom's face waiting for her child that got hurt?

johnart said:

I googled the Richard Gere story a few months back when I posted something (innocent) about my gerbils on facebook and to people who know about the gerbil/bum saga it sounded a little rude.

The thing is, if you pull a gerbil by the tail, it will fall off - it's a survival thing. So even worse than having a dead gerbil up your arse is having a dead gerbil with blood pouring out of it

Are you sure that the "guy who had a gerbil stuck up his ass" doesn't go by the prince.org name of "vainandy"?

johnart said:

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anyway

the story is gross, but it doesn't surprise me...humans do such things... there are many girls that do dogs, right?

humans...

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LEMMIWINKS!!!!

vainandy said:

I had a friend once who used to be an ambulance driver. He told me that one time he had to go pick some guy up who had a gerbil stuck up his ass. Apparently, he was some sort of pervert that would have another guy stick a gerbil up his ass and hold his tail so he could pull it out once he got off. He just loooooooved the way those little feet felt, just a'pitter patterin', and a'pitter patterin' up inside his ass. Well, the other guy was holding his tail and it slipped through his fingers and damn thing went all the way up his ass and suffocated and died.

Those are the veiled words of someone seriously contemplating trying it, am i wrong??

Lisa10 said:

I googled the Richard Gere story a few months back when I posted something (innocent) about my gerbils on facebook and to people who know about the gerbil/bum saga it sounded a little rude.

The thing is, if you pull a gerbil by the tail, it will fall off - it's a survival thing. So even worse than having a dead gerbil up your arse is having a dead gerbil with blood pouring out of it

bloody hell

[Edited 7/7/11 4:25am]

"Are We There Yet?".....

eleven said:

Lisa10 said:

I googled the Richard Gere story a few months back when I posted something (innocent) about my gerbils on facebook and to people who know about the gerbil/bum saga it sounded a little rude.

The thing is, if you pull a gerbil by the tail, it will fall off - it's a survival thing. So even worse than having a dead gerbil up your arse is having a dead gerbil with blood pouring out of it

bloody hell

[Edited 7/7/11 4:25am]

Gross isn't it!

Lisa10 said:

eleven said:

bloody hell

[Edited 7/7/11 4:25am]

Gross isn't it!

OMG i did that once to a friends gerbil I was trying to catch it and had no idea its tail would come off! Freaked me THE HELL OUT!!!!