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Thread started 07/06/11 7:03pm

vainandy

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Anybody ever had a gerbil up their ass?

I had a friend once who used to be an ambulance driver. He told me that one time he had to go pick some guy up who had a gerbil stuck up his ass. Apparently, he was some sort of pervert that would have another guy stick a gerbil up his ass and hold his tail so he could pull it out once he got off. He just loooooooved the way those little feet felt, just a'pitter patterin', and a'pitter patterin' up inside his ass. Well, the other guy was holding his tail and it slipped through his fingers and damn thing went all the way up his ass and suffocated and died. falloff

Andy is a four letter word.
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Reply #1 posted 07/06/11 7:07pm

davetherave676
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WTF..................not the gerbil thing oh no:hamster: .......no body reply yes.....................

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Reply #2 posted 07/06/11 8:17pm

ZombieKitten

couldn't he just poop it out? confuse

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Reply #3 posted 07/06/11 8:23pm

vainandy

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ZombieKitten said:

couldn't he just poop it out? confuse

That damn gerbil probably had his ass stopped up. Talk about constipation! Maybe they should have plunged his ass out. lol

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Reply #4 posted 07/06/11 8:28pm

ZombieKitten

vainandy said:

ZombieKitten said:

couldn't he just poop it out? confuse

That damn gerbil probably had his ass stopped up. Talk about constipation! Maybe they should have plunged his ass out. lol

Did he try an enema first at least? or some laxatives! lol

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Reply #5 posted 07/06/11 8:30pm

The1592

That's the funniest thread title, and most disgusting story I've ever read here. He wasn't arrested for animal torture and murder? I personally don't think people should be able to get away with murdering animals by shoving them up their asses for pleasure..

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Reply #6 posted 07/06/11 8:32pm

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The1592 said:

That's the funniest thread title, and most disgusting story I've ever read here. He wasn't arrested for animal torture and murder? I personally don't think people should be able to get away with murdering animals by shoving them up their asses for pleasure..

eek there are worse stories here currently just on page one! cry

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Reply #7 posted 07/06/11 8:46pm

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Reply #8 posted 07/06/11 8:54pm

The1592

ZombieKitten said:

The1592 said:

That's the funniest thread title, and most disgusting story I've ever read here. He wasn't arrested for animal torture and murder? I personally don't think people should be able to get away with murdering animals by shoving them up their asses for pleasure..

eek there are worse stories here currently just on page one! cry

Yeah, I just found one. Perhaps disgusting wasn't the right word... it's more shocking and gross. I know people rape and murder, but I wasn't aware people actually shoved animals up their asses... I've seen it in TV shows, but I've never heard of someone really doing it.

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Reply #9 posted 07/06/11 8:57pm

ZombieKitten

The1592 said:

ZombieKitten said:

eek there are worse stories here currently just on page one! cry

Yeah, I just found one. Perhaps disgusting wasn't the right word... it's more shocking and gross. I know people rape and murder, but I wasn't aware people actually shoved animals up their asses... I've seen it in TV shows, but I've never heard of someone really doing it.

comfort

people do loads of gross things, the internet is full of it dead

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Reply #10 posted 07/06/11 8:58pm

ZombieKitten

johnart said:

I heard that's what Prince was busy doing when they were recording "We are the World"

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Reply #11 posted 07/06/11 8:59pm

johnart

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ZombieKitten said:

The1592 said:

Yeah, I just found one. Perhaps disgusting wasn't the right word... it's more shocking and gross. I know people rape and murder, but I wasn't aware people actually shoved animals up their asses... I've seen it in TV shows, but I've never heard of someone really doing it.

comfort

people do loads of gross things, the internet is full of it dead

DO NOT ask RenHoek about the revenge video I sent him for showing me 1 guy 1 jar however long ago that was.

DO NOT. whistling

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Reply #12 posted 07/06/11 9:00pm

johnart

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ZombieKitten said:

johnart said:

I heard that's what Prince was busy doing when they were recording "We are the World"

Shoving a gerbil up Richard Gere's ass?? omfg

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Reply #13 posted 07/06/11 9:00pm

ZombieKitten

johnart said:

ZombieKitten said:

comfort

people do loads of gross things, the internet is full of it dead

DO NOT ask RenHoek about the revenge video I sent him for showing me 1 guy 1 jar however long ago that was.

DO NOT. whistling

I would never innocent

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Reply #14 posted 07/06/11 9:01pm

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ZombieKitten said:

johnart said:

DO NOT ask RenHoek about the revenge video I sent him for showing me 1 guy 1 jar however long ago that was.

DO NOT. whistling

I would never innocent

And when you don't. Don't be eating salami.

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Reply #15 posted 07/06/11 10:00pm

vainandy

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The1592 said:

That's the funniest thread title, and most disgusting story I've ever read here. He wasn't arrested for animal torture and murder? I personally don't think people should be able to get away with murdering animals by shoving them up their asses for pleasure..

I have no idea what happened to the guy. I was too busy laughing at the story to even ask. He probably told the police it was an accident and didn't intend to murder it. I mean, the other guy was supposed to be holding the tail and it slipped through his fingers. lol

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Reply #16 posted 07/06/11 10:01pm

vainandy

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ZombieKitten said:

johnart said:

I heard that's what Prince was busy doing when they were recording "We are the World"

falloff

Andy is a four letter word.
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Reply #17 posted 07/06/11 10:05pm

vainandy

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That ambulance driver used to tell me some hilarious stories. He said one time these two guys were fucking and the top guy's dick swelled up inside the bottom guys ass and got stuck. They had to wheel both of them on a strecher butt naked with a sheet over them through the Emergency Room waiting room. Could you just imagine the look on some soccer mom's face waiting for her child that got hurt? lol

Andy is a four letter word.
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Reply #18 posted 07/06/11 10:38pm

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johnart said:



ZombieKitten said:




johnart said:




DO NOT ask RenHoek about the revenge video I sent him for showing me 1 guy 1 jar however long ago that was.



DO NOT. whistling



I would never innocent




And when you don't. Don't be eating salami.



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I ain't felt this way in years...
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Reply #19 posted 07/06/11 10:48pm

Nothinbutjoy

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As a former police evidence tech and a current x-ray tech, I've seen my share of things that people would really rather I not see.
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Reply #20 posted 07/07/11 1:45am

Lisa10

I googled the Richard Gere story a few months back when I posted something (innocent) about my gerbils on facebook and to people who know about the gerbil/bum saga it sounded a little rude. giggle

The thing is, if you pull a gerbil by the tail, it will fall off - it's a survival thing. So even worse than having a dead gerbil up your arse is having a dead gerbil with blood pouring out of it eek

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Reply #21 posted 07/07/11 1:50am

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Are you sure that the "guy who had a gerbil stuck up his ass" doesn't go by the prince.org name of "vainandy"? lol lol

الحيوان النادلة ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ...AND THAT'S THE WAY THE "TITTY" MILKS IT!
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Reply #22 posted 07/07/11 4:02am

JoeTyler

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johnart said:

falloff

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anyway

the story is gross, but it doesn't surprise me...humans do such things... shrug there are many girls that do dogs, right?

humans... neutral

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Reply #23 posted 07/07/11 4:10am

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Reply #24 posted 07/07/11 4:15am

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Reply #25 posted 07/07/11 4:23am

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vainandy said:

I had a friend once who used to be an ambulance driver. He told me that one time he had to go pick some guy up who had a gerbil stuck up his ass. Apparently, he was some sort of pervert that would have another guy stick a gerbil up his ass and hold his tail so he could pull it out once he got off. He just loooooooved the way those little feet felt, just a'pitter patterin', and a'pitter patterin' up inside his ass. Well, the other guy was holding his tail and it slipped through his fingers and damn thing went all the way up his ass and suffocated and died. falloff

Those are the veiled words of someone seriously contemplating trying it, am i wrong??

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Reply #26 posted 07/07/11 4:24am

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Lisa10 said:

I googled the Richard Gere story a few months back when I posted something (innocent) about my gerbils on facebook and to people who know about the gerbil/bum saga it sounded a little rude. giggle

The thing is, if you pull a gerbil by the tail, it will fall off - it's a survival thing. So even worse than having a dead gerbil up your arse is having a dead gerbil with blood pouring out of it eek

eek bloody hell

smile

[Edited 7/7/11 4:25am]

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Reply #27 posted 07/07/11 4:53am

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"Are We There Yet?"..... lol lol

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Reply #28 posted 07/07/11 5:51am

Lisa10

eleven said:

Lisa10 said:

I googled the Richard Gere story a few months back when I posted something (innocent) about my gerbils on facebook and to people who know about the gerbil/bum saga it sounded a little rude. giggle

The thing is, if you pull a gerbil by the tail, it will fall off - it's a survival thing. So even worse than having a dead gerbil up your arse is having a dead gerbil with blood pouring out of it eek

eek bloody hell

smile

[Edited 7/7/11 4:25am]

Gross isn't it!

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Reply #29 posted 07/07/11 6:08am

tinaz

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Lisa10 said:

eleven said:

eek bloody hell

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Gross isn't it!

OMG i did that once to a friends gerbil bawl I was trying to catch it and had no idea its tail would come off! Freaked me THE HELL OUT!!!!

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