CallMeCarrie said:

Dave!

Quit defining yourself by things that have happened in the past. Depression/violence

Quit defining yourself by things that don't matter. Bald/fat

Quit hiding behind excuses about why you think you are single. Not being able to trust

Make a choice to be the kind of man that a good woman can love.

Continue being funny.

Be kind.

Be trustworthy yourself.

Be happy.

Be interested in the uniqueness of people.

Be good.

Be open.

And then when there is someone around who you like and want more than a one night stand...

you are going to have to let your guard down and trust here eventually.

You can't expect people to stick around or for love to really worko if you build up these walls.

Thanku Carrie means alot......

Ace said:

davetherave6767 said:

Ok so im old/bold/fat/suffer from herpes & eye cant spell that well,eye have a history of violence & depression.Eye have affairs cuz there supposed 2b stress free??no strings no hassle...but eye can tell u there is no such thing as a no strings affair!!!!!Women love me cuz im funny & eye have this reputation the kind that should make women run a mile at the sound of my name,but they dont???they r drawn 2 me......the fools!!!!Im sick of living alone but im the only person eye trust 2 live with!!Is there a woman outthere that can put up with davetherave & his stupid ways???U no the woman who tells every1 eye can tame him!!!!Make him happy!make him honest!make him no how 2 love again!Please god read this & if that woman is out there on this earth somewhere guide her 2 me!Let her show me the way,help me change from the pig that eye am in2 the loving one woman man eye no eye can b!!!Will eye ever give a woman my heart again after so much pain?Will eye ever find true love again???

First of all, I'd stop spelling like Prince - that's gonna scare any sane woman away.

My professional opinion? Get yourself a dog (but only if you're going to take care of it properly! ). Actually, maybe a cat (they seem to be less work). Either would be an expense, though.

Do you have a good TV and a fast Internet connection? I find these to be much more economical and reliable than a romantic partner. They also won't talk your ear off, nag you to do things or insist that you churn out spawn to turbo-hoover the rest of your money and energy.

I think Chris Rock said it best, when he said, "Gays: Can't get married; can't fight in the military. Who got it better than dat?!"

Eye have a cat called morris day!!!! On the subject of gay marrage Chris Rock also said he was all 4 it,as gay people had just as much right 2b fucking unhappy as the rest of us!!!!

Shorty said:

do you have children? (I think I remember you saying you did)

My son is a JW along with his mother! thats why im where eye am 2day!!!!A lost soul...

Dave1992 said:

Even if you're fat, bold, have stds and whatnot and even though I am not homosexual, this is so cute!

From Dave 2 Dave & im not gay but im sending u this........

imago said:

Imago..............

What a laugh ive had 2nite thanx every1 ive had tears in my eyes.....o lord:clap:

davetherave6767 said:

Ace said:

First of all, I'd stop spelling like Prince - that's gonna scare any sane woman away.

My professional opinion? Get yourself a dog (but only if you're going to take care of it properly! ). Actually, maybe a cat (they seem to be less work). Either would be an expense, though.

Do you have a good TV and a fast Internet connection? I find these to be much more economical and reliable than a romantic partner. They also won't talk your ear off, nag you to do things or insist that you churn out spawn to turbo-hoover the rest of your money and energy.

I think Chris Rock said it best, when he said, "Gays: Can't get married; can't fight in the military. Who got it better than dat?!"

Eye have a cat called morris day!!!! On the subject of gay marrage Chris Rock also said he was all 4 it,as gay people had just as much right 2b fucking unhappy as the rest of us!!!!

BlackAdder7 said:

when you learn to love yourself, you'll find love from others. in the meantime c'mere and gimme a hug you big lug

awww. you're such a gent

again? sounds like the next time might be the first, mate.

whistle said:

again? sounds like the next time might be the first, mate.

Lets hope so!This life ive got now cant b it????.......It aint over!!It aint over!!

davetherave6767 said:

whistle said:

again? sounds like the next time might be the first, mate.

Lets hope so!This life ive got now cant b it????.......It aint over!!It aint over!!

Like, seriously - you remind me of my ex.

...Is your current wife a former callgirl?

davetherave6767 said:

Ok so im old/bold/fat/suffer from herpes & eye cant spell that well,eye have a history of violence & depression.Eye have affairs cuz there supposed 2b stress free??no strings no hassle...but eye can tell u there is no such thing as a no strings affair!!!!!Women love me cuz im funny & eye have this reputation the kind that should make women run a mile at the sound of my name,but they dont???they r drawn 2 me......the fools!!!!Im sick of living alone but im the only person eye trust 2 live with!!Is there a woman outthere that can put up with davetherave & his stupid ways???U no the woman who tells every1 eye can tame him!!!!Make him happy!make him honest!make him no how 2 love again!Please god read this & if that woman is out there on this earth somewhere guide her 2 me!Let her show me the way,help me change from the pig that eye am in2 the loving one woman man eye no eye can b!!!Will eye ever give a woman my heart again after so much pain?Will eye ever find true love again???

eye fink u will fing someone who spellz like u Dave

[Edited 6/29/11 3:14am]

davetherave6767 said:

Shorty said:

do you have children? (I think I remember you saying you did)

My son is a JW along with his mother! thats why im where eye am 2day!!!!A lost soul...

RodeoSchro said:

davetherave6767 said:

Ok so im old/bold/fat/suffer from herpes & eye cant spell that well,eye have a history of violence & depression.Eye have affairs cuz there supposed 2b stress free??no strings no hassle...but eye can tell u there is no such thing as a no strings affair!!!!!Women love me cuz im funny & eye have this reputation the kind that should make women run a mile at the sound of my name,but they dont???they r drawn 2 me......the fools!!!!Im sick of living alone but im the only person eye trust 2 live with!!Is there a woman outthere that can put up with davetherave & his stupid ways???U no the woman who tells every1 eye can tame him!!!!Make him happy!make him honest!make him no how 2 love again!Please god read this & if that woman is out there on this earth somewhere guide her 2 me!Let her show me the way,help me change from the pig that eye am in2 the loving one woman man eye no eye can b!!!Will eye ever give a woman my heart again after so much pain?Will eye ever find true love again???

Yeah sure, start going to church. That's where the real women are.

So women who do not go to church are not "real" women.

davetherave6767 said:

Dave1992 said:

Even if you're fat, bold, have stds and whatnot and even though I am not homosexual, this is so cute!

From Dave 2 Dave & im not gay but im sending u this........

Dave you got one thing right...you are funny as hell...reading your posts always makes me shake my head and laugh...even the sob stories...sawry.

There is someone out there for everyone...I believe that...doesn't matter the million and one things wrong with you...nobody's perfect...Dont give up hope champ.