XxAxX said:

TheDigitalGardener said:

There is probably no more to that comment, dogs are just greedy bastards.

And a greedy dog, bored out of it's tits, left to it's own devices, will probably eat anything.

it was jeannie, sweet, old, motherly-plump jeannie who told me about dogs eating underwear. to look at her (jeannie that is, not the dog), you'd have been put in mind of aprons and frilly curtains and lemonade on the porch swing and the cowbell she used to call her children home for supper. so it took me quite by surprise when she non sequiter'd her way into a bit of a monologue about her 'naughty puppy' at home who, she said, would root about in the laundry hamper until he came across her used under things, which he would promptly devour. jeannie giggled a little when she told me this, snickered actually, which was odd because usually she was quite circumspect. she didn't say so, but i think she was secretly flattered by the dog's devotion

just as long as they were in the basket and not on her ass when that norty puppy was rooting

XxAxX u r a great writer i luv how u put things

[Edited 6/13/11 18:11pm]

kitbradley said:

LittleBLUECorvette said:

$140

Oh hell no!!! With the price of gas and everthing else these days, that dog would end up in the pound!!!

I now realize it was actrually $110. I went to the bank today, and I think I will be gettin at least $70 back.

physco185 said:

XxAxX said:

it was jeannie, sweet, old, motherly-plump jeannie who told me about dogs eating underwear. to look at her (jeannie that is, not the dog), you'd have been put in mind of aprons and frilly curtains and lemonade on the porch swing and the cowbell she used to call her children home for supper. so it took me quite by surprise when she non sequiter'd her way into a bit of a monologue about her 'naughty puppy' at home who, she said, would root about in the laundry hamper until he came across her used under things, which he would promptly devour. jeannie giggled a little when she told me this, snickered actually, which was odd because usually she was quite circumspect. she didn't say so, but i think she was secretly flattered by the dog's devotion

just as long as they were in the basket and not on her ass when that norty puppy was rooting

XxAxX u r a great writer i luv how u put things

[Edited 6/13/11 18:11pm]

thank you

XxAxX said:

doggies eat underwears to

So does davetherave....

LittleBLUECorvette said:

kitbradley said:

Oh hell no!!! With the price of gas and everthing else these days, that dog would end up in the pound!!!

I now realize it was actrually $110. I went to the bank today, and I think I will be gettin at least $70 back.

That's good, bruh. That's better than nothing!

alexnvrmnd777 said:

LittleBLUECorvette said:

I now realize it was actrually $110. I went to the bank today, and I think I will be gettin at least $70 back.

That's good, bruh. That's better than nothing!

Hell yeah, my dog can live now.

LittleBLUECorvette said:

LOL, at the end of the day it's a dog.

Dog never ate my homework, but it ate my moneys.

should have covered it in peanut butter

XxAxX said:

physco185 said:

just as long as they were in the basket and not on her ass when that norty puppy was rooting

XxAxX u r a great writer i luv how u put things

[Edited 6/13/11 18:11pm]

thank you

my mum's beagle would never get our undies out of the hamper and lovingly lick the gussets, except when we had visitors

ZombieKitten said:

XxAxX said:

thank you

my mum's beagle would never get our undies out of the hamper and lovingly lick the gussets, except when we had visitors

Reminds me of a dog we had. His fetish was sanitary napkins...

Shyra said:

ZombieKitten said:

my mum's beagle would never get our undies out of the hamper and lovingly lick the gussets, except when we had visitors

Reminds me of a dog we had. His fetish was sanitary napkins...

all jeannie had to do (by her own admission) to prevent her naughty puppy from eating her used drawz would have been to close the lid on the laundry hamper tightly. and yet, she did not do this. made me wonder a bit, is all.

alexnvrmnd777 said: